Just before nine Albert caught Roger standing on the kitchen table eating his dinner out of his bowl
The resulting fight has gone down in Trelawnyd History
Suffice to say that Albert is now sat in front of the fire licking his banjo and
Roger is somewhere under the bed in the spare room
Poor naive young Roger for incurring the Wrath of Albert. Lesson learned.
ReplyDeleteAlbert: "Mess with my bowl again and you're dead!" I'm sure Roger will never do it again, poor pup. WI-Dee
ReplyDeleteWell, that High Noon stand off had been brewing for a while! And we all knew who was going to A) win (Albert) B lose (Roger bless him) and who would have a touch of the vapours C. (John)C
ReplyDelete'Twas ever thus!
Great start for the weekend, Team Trelawnyd!
Lol, cats you can’t beat them!
ReplyDeleteNever mess with a man’s food or his musical instruments.
ReplyDeleteEven Dorothy stood back to watch
DeleteThere is hunks of ginger fur on the kitchen floor
Not bad for an old grump with a gammy leg. Albert that is ;)
DeleteHe’s a twat when crossed
DeleteI like old grumpy twats; better than young and dumb.
DeleteOMG! LOL! Great meme and I'm expecting to see video of the bloody encounter on broadcast news.
ReplyDeleteI’m off to bed, it all too much drama
DeleteOh gosh! Roger wouldn't have known what hit him! Lesson learned, I hope. Don't Mess With The Cat! I hope there's no more damage than missing fur?
ReplyDeleteTerriers can be very trying - Someone said to me once - "personally I would never have a terrier "! - I thought - how very rude x 🐺 x🦁
ReplyDeleteWell, a lesson learned. Don't mess with Albert. He may be getting on in years, but he can still defend his dinner bowl! Hope there wasn't too much blood spilt. xx
ReplyDeleteThe question is: Are you ok? How did you separate them?
ReplyDeleteI would not have thought Roger could get to the top of the table. Hopefully, this is just a lesson learned and required no trip to the Vet. 2 food related incidents in one week is more than anyone needs.
ReplyDeleteOh my, John dear... what a picture you're painted with but a few words. Good to hear Albert has retired to the fire and settled for the evening. May this lesson be one poor dim, lovable Roger has well & truly learned, and need not be repeated.
ReplyDeleteI don't imagine Roger will be doing that again.
ReplyDeleteMy next door neighbour's cat, Panda, went missing recently, but was found several miles away in Hove. Very odd! They have two black cats, Panda and Pigeon. I don't think they fight.
ReplyDeleteHope you are all ok! Poor Roger. Don't mess with Albert.
ReplyDeleteYou paint wonderful pictures with the minimum of brush strokes. I'm choking with laughter here. Poor Roger.
ReplyDeletePoor Roger. That's one way to learn a lesson.
ReplyDeleteHe knows who is Boss now!
ReplyDeleteLove your economy with words John. Your last post resonated as daughter is now doing a post grad nursing degree and my mum was a nurse for 40 years from 1948. She finished her career as a senior nurse tutor at Westminster hospital via a BEd in her early 40s all the while bringing up three children. She had seven years off for child raising and returned as an operating theatre sister when my younger brother was just 18 months old. As you can imagine it was tough being the daughter of a highly driven woman. Sarah in Sussex x
ReplyDeleteWay to go Albert
ReplyDeleteHe will hopefully have learned that useful lesson that all pups have to learn. Cats is boss.
ReplyDeleteJohn how do you find the perfect pictures, cartoons or comments so often for whatever situation arises. Delphine
ReplyDeleteRoger was well and truly rogered by Prince Albert.
ReplyDeleteThe real test of learning will be, if that ever happens again. I hope it didn't wake the the neighbors.
ReplyDeleteSibling rivalry can be brutal. Hope peace reigns this weekend! Jen
ReplyDeleteHate it when pets fight - physically, rather than just squaring up and hissing at each other. And cats' claws are so lethal, they just don't hold back when unsheathed, going for anything at all. When my Patchie and Sloopy go at it - it's always the former, the eldest of the three and therefore the most 'senior' who lashes out first. I really dread their eyes being injured most of all.
ReplyDeleteI caught my Border Terrier on my DR table a few times, helping himself to the cat's food. Several "Come to Jesus" discussions later, the dog learned to wait till I was on another floor of the house before getting on the table. I'm sure Albert's lesson will have more of a lasting effect on Roger. Carol - a reader in Philadelphia
ReplyDeleteOnce again your pets were not supervised when there's food around. You don't learn do you?
ReplyDeleteSmug arsehole
DeleteI don't know why you just don't delete the anonymous' who are too cowardly to leave a name when they leave smug or sarky comments. I think they are despicable!!
DeleteJo in Auckland
Self analysis John?
ReplyDeleteThe safety and cowardliness of anonymous commenting as an adult u should be ashamed
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