Flip Flops


 “ oh Darling John , you are in flip flops!” 
Chic Eleanor was disappointed as she’d planned our early morning walk to be across the fields by the side of the Gop.
I had remembered by posh Northface jacket but had let the side down with my flip flops 
“ Only you” Eleanor tutted 
We walked across the wet fields anyway and typically I fell out of the said flip flops so many times my feet were stained with sheep poo by the time we got back
I didn’t mind too much.
It was refreshing enough

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  1. John - You and your flip flops x 🗑

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  2. glad you enjoyed the walk anyway - also you got some "grounding" in!

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  3. She knows you SO well. I think sheep poo makes your feet as soft as a babys bottom ! XXXX

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    1. Soft as a sheep's bottom!

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    2. She does know me well and likes me all of the same

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  4. Sheep poo squelching between the toes! You need to buy some walking shoes/boots. xx

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  5. My cousin recently broke two bones in her ankle when she slipped off her steps while wearing her favourite flip flops. I adore the convenience of flip flops but I'm now more mindful when I wear them. Whenever I put them on, my cousin's grizzly ankle pops into my mind.

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    1. I did that on my back step in Sheffield once and both flip flops shot into next doors garden

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  6. Eleanor is so beautiful.
    Next time, wear the Crocs.

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  7. Just get some proper, supportive shoes!

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  8. It is hard to give up the flip flops when Summer warmth is still with us. A quick wash under the hose or dip in to a stream and your poop covered feet are good to go.

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  9. Fox dung is worse and badger- good grief the smell would demand the evils of all time to hastily flee. Sheep poo is rather better in smellness. I have a story for you, a couple moved into a village wanting a 'country' life; the wife complained about the noise of animals and the smell of 'the countryside'. She was so demanding that she sent her husband to complain to the farmer - the farmer complied and put 20 pigs in the field....she did did not complain again.

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    1. Love it……country smells never bother me..countryvways don’t either ……the only thing I complain about is those yappy fucking dogs next door

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    2. Anonymous6:58 am

      Report 'em to the Council.

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  10. Barbara Anne2:24 pm

    Ta for the morning chuckle. I'm with Chic Eleanor!
    When I fo out, I put on my Birkiees.

    Hugs!

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  11. I'm picturing you in a NF pparka and flip flops---top half sweating, feet blue w cold. And sheep poop.

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    1. It’s a lovely and rather attractive picture don’t you agree

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  12. “ Only you” Eleanor tutted
    LMAOOO oh, I kind of love her.

    XOXO

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  13. Ah, yes, you would find sheep poo refreshing.

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  14. Going for a walk in flip flops? Bonkers!

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  15. I like my "mandals" but I don't think I could wear flip-flops now. Too much sliding around. (Especially when lubricated with sheep poo!)

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    1. The “ clip clop” can be somewhat irritating

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  16. I always wear my flip flops from April until the end of October so I totally get it. My grown up son says that I always inappropriate footwear, I am known for it, but feet wash easily enough! Lovely photos of the three of you.

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  17. Anonymous6:59 pm

    I blew out a flip flop last week (but didn't step on a poptop). Outside picking blackberries with my daughter. Absolutely inappropriate footwear and I had to chuck them out. Darn it!
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    1. Lol, mine arnt proper flip flops just beach sandals
      Going downhill in them on wet grass is suicidal behaviour

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  18. Anonymous12:13 am

    Could be worse, crocks

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  19. I think we should start a club. Inappropriate clothing is my forté too.

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  20. I love my flip flops but would struggle going for a "proper" walk in them because of the sliding around. Makes me think of when an outing asks us to wear "appropriate clothing" which always makes me giggle.

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  21. Yorkshire Liz10:22 am

    Not sure the beard suits you. Perhaps it you side it straight? :)

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  22. A ramble with Chic Eleanor - in flip flops! What were you thinking! Send me as a stand-in next time lol.

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    1. Lol , she’d love to hear she’s got a fan club

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  23. I hope you didn;t let Roger lick your feet - we don't want to get him into bad habits

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    1. Absolutely not , Dorothy would flatten him

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  24. Lovely to read such a positive blog. Glad Roger has fitted in so quickly. Always a concern how new pets will fit in your pack x

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  25. I hope you meant that it was the WALK that was refreshing and not the sheep poo. Question though? Don't your dogs want to roll in the stuff?

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