You need to read the previous blog post first
I had been asleep no more than 35 minutes when my phone went.
It was the CBM
And he was suitably upbeat
“ Can you come home? “ he asked with an embarrassed laugh “ Ive locked myself in the outside loo”
I've just sniggered into my mug of tea - excellent start to the end of the week!
ReplyDeleteNothing much happened today , so it’s a silly tale
DeleteWell, perhaps he can fix the handle so it doesn't happen to you!
ReplyDeleteAll it needs is some string
DeleteWhat a carry on John x
ReplyDeleteIt makes for a good bookend to the day I guess
DeleteLol.
ReplyDeleteSlightly ironic
DeleteI guess if you had been unavailable he would have got out. One wonders how or why he locked himself in in the first place and how you will unlock it.
ReplyDeleteLet me clarify your wonders!
ReplyDeleteThe outhouse has a new door designed to lock as it was and is a bike store and not a usable toilet ( until yesterday )
Therefore it has no latch on the inside.
I presume he half closed it so next door would not spy him on the toilet and the door swung shut.
Who knows
Anyhow he rang me first and I in turn rang neighbour sailor john who was out then contacted Islwyn who kindly let him out.
I presume he could have easily broken the latch seeing that it was only cottage door one but after punching a hole in the ceiling , I suspect he didn’t really want to damage anything else.
You didn't want to risk the bikes opening the door from the inside. Of course, how did I miss that.
DeleteYou miss nothing lol
DeleteI know of a well sozzled lady in her prime-who somehow managed to lock herself in the ladies at a bar-A handy man had to rescue her -it was a right to doo x
ReplyDeleteToo funny! There you went to save the day, that meant that John the Mighty was on the way!
ReplyDeleteHugs - Barbara Anne
I wasn’t he just woke me up
DeleteI rand the ever present Islwyn who freed him lol
This is too good. Also good he did it now rather than you doing it one day with no phone in hand.
ReplyDeleteHe would have kicked the door open. But then what with the hole in the kitchen ceiling , I would have asked for a rebate
DeleteClassic!!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the giggle, John. At least you're all aware of the dangers of the outside loo now. A new latch required perhaps? xx
ReplyDeleteI was so excited about having the toilet , I never thought of any problems getting locked in
DeleteGood that he could get hold of you and you could reach your neighbor. Thanks goodness for cell phones!
ReplyDeleteIslwyn is generally always around , to be fair
DeleteYou actually employ this person to work on your house?
ReplyDeleteHe’s doing a good job apart from the hole
DeletePresumably the are others who are better with holes.
DeleteHe's lucky if you went and unlocked the door for him - I believed the ladies in your picture were there from Monday to Saturday if I remember the rhyme correctly. But then "Nobody knew they were there".
ReplyDeleteLoli wondered if anyone would get the visual aid
DeleteIf he makes a hole in the ceiling and locks himself in the toilet, I have to wonder what further calamity is in the offing.
ReplyDeleteDon’t say that, the electric show goes in on Monday
DeleteKeep the hell out of there John x
DeleteJohn, have you ever considered taking up fishing? Many an angler's tall tale.
ReplyDeleteU
Believe what you like deArheart
DeleteClassic! Haha.
ReplyDeleteGood thing he had his phone with him
ReplyDeleteOh Dear What Can The Matter Be?
ReplyDeleteCBM Was Locked In The Lavatory!
Col. X
You really can't get too mad at him, after all he gave you a second loo!
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha, how the hell did he manage that?
ReplyDeleteJust when you had settled down peacefully at your sister's place as well.
ReplyDeleteI sing this little ditty to our baby grandson , he’s only 8 months old , but he likes the tune xx
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