Loo Tales


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I had been asleep no more than 35 minutes when my phone went.
It was the CBM 
And he was suitably upbeat 
Can you come home?  “ he asked with an embarrassed laugh  “ Ive locked myself in the outside loo”

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  1. I've just sniggered into my mug of tea - excellent start to the end of the week!

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    1. Nothing much happened today , so it’s a silly tale

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  2. veg artist3:53 pm

    Well, perhaps he can fix the handle so it doesn't happen to you!

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  3. What a carry on John x

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    1. It makes for a good bookend to the day I guess

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  4. I guess if you had been unavailable he would have got out. One wonders how or why he locked himself in in the first place and how you will unlock it.

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  5. Let me clarify your wonders!
    The outhouse has a new door designed to lock as it was and is a bike store and not a usable toilet ( until yesterday )
    Therefore it has no latch on the inside.
    I presume he half closed it so next door would not spy him on the toilet and the door swung shut.
    Who knows
    Anyhow he rang me first and I in turn rang neighbour sailor john who was out then contacted Islwyn who kindly let him out.
    I presume he could have easily broken the latch seeing that it was only cottage door one but after punching a hole in the ceiling , I suspect he didn’t really want to damage anything else.

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    1. You didn't want to risk the bikes opening the door from the inside. Of course, how did I miss that.

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    2. You miss nothing lol

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  6. I know of a well sozzled lady in her prime-who somehow managed to lock herself in the ladies at a bar-A handy man had to rescue her -it was a right to doo x

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  7. Anonymous4:37 pm

    Too funny! There you went to save the day, that meant that John the Mighty was on the way!

    Hugs - Barbara Anne

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    1. I wasn’t he just woke me up
      I rand the ever present Islwyn who freed him lol

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  8. This is too good. Also good he did it now rather than you doing it one day with no phone in hand.

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    1. He would have kicked the door open. But then what with the hole in the kitchen ceiling , I would have asked for a rebate

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  9. Thanks for the giggle, John. At least you're all aware of the dangers of the outside loo now. A new latch required perhaps? xx

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    1. I was so excited about having the toilet , I never thought of any problems getting locked in

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  10. Good that he could get hold of you and you could reach your neighbor. Thanks goodness for cell phones!

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    1. Islwyn is generally always around , to be fair

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  11. You actually employ this person to work on your house?

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    1. He’s doing a good job apart from the hole

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    2. Presumably the are others who are better with holes.

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  12. He's lucky if you went and unlocked the door for him - I believed the ladies in your picture were there from Monday to Saturday if I remember the rhyme correctly. But then "Nobody knew they were there".

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    1. Loli wondered if anyone would get the visual aid

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  13. If he makes a hole in the ceiling and locks himself in the toilet, I have to wonder what further calamity is in the offing.

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    1. Don’t say that, the electric show goes in on Monday

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    2. Keep the hell out of there John x

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  14. John, have you ever considered taking up fishing? Many an angler's tall tale.

    U

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  15. Good thing he had his phone with him

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  16. Anonymous9:41 pm

    Oh Dear What Can The Matter Be?
    CBM Was Locked In The Lavatory!

    Col. X

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  17. Anonymous12:45 am

    You really can't get too mad at him, after all he gave you a second loo!

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  18. Hahahahaha, how the hell did he manage that?

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  19. Just when you had settled down peacefully at your sister's place as well.

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  20. Anonymous9:54 am

    I sing this little ditty to our baby grandson , he’s only 8 months old , but he likes the tune xx

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