I was late home tonight.
I witnessed a road accident in Colwyn Bay and stopped to help.
The girl was ok in the bashed mini but I had quite a lot of blood on my hands from a laceration on her knuckles
She told me I looked like her dad as we waited for the police
She was in shock
I needed the last of my Christmas gin when I got home.
The bats were out in force in the lane as the dogs returned
My friend Nigel sent an email about his birthday gift to me
We have the same birthday
Under his message was one from a furniture company
I bought a chair from them a few months ago and they cheerfully told me that it should be delivered tomorrow
A friend had a similar one and I loved the way it felt when I sat in it
I’m a sucker for nice chairs
Just the living room carpet to change,
I’ve toyed with a hardwood floor
But you bloody well can’t have slippy floors with bulldogs around……
They just can’t fucking corner