Warm enough for a bare Arse


The weather has dictated the pace of the day and in the spring weather I’ve planted out delicate looking violas, cheerful Bellis, and primulas of firework yellow and cream.
The work is easy, and the sun has warmed the South facing front garden so the soil isn’t chilled.

“When the soil is warm enough to accommodate a bare arse, then it’s ok to plant out”

Meirion Ellis gave me that bit of advice when I ran the flower show 
I always add a hour or so on gardening in the front, as passers by tend to stop and chat.
Mr Poznań discussed the Ukraine and Della chatted about retirement, Nick from Well Street chatted about blood tests and Louenna ( Gentlemen Farmer Ralph’s widow) reminded me it was the anniversary of her husband’s death and remained ever graceful and poised. 
Old Trefor ambled past cheerfully, his ninety seven year old knees in better shape than mine


I replaced the hanging basket by the front door which is filled with healthy sea Pinks and watered in the bulbs and flowers that guard the path.

The postman has just been, he saw Mary bristling at the gate and refused to come any further. He dropped me off a new knife rack, I had treated myself to for my sushi work and a Korean monster movie dvd The Host.



Mandy from next door has just marched up the lane and Irene has bleated at her from the livery stable fields, demanding bread crusts. 

I can hear Pheasants panic from down the Felin and from somewhere across the fields a woodpecker is hammering.
 

44 comments:

  1. Barbara Anne1:59 pm

    What a delightful glimpse of a lovely spring morning on your lane in Trelawnyd. Your flowers are glorious. Have you ever tested the soil with a bare arse? Do you wonder if the garden show woman had?! Thanks for the chuckle. :)

    Hugs!

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    1. Personally, I stick an old steak thermometer in the soil before planting as my pots are smaller, much smaller than said anatomical part.

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    2. Ps Expected Meirion to be male but who am I …

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    3. Yes he was and his advice was specifically aimed at seed potatoes

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  2. Your garden is looking so spring-like! I love the "bare arse" advice, though I suspect some bare arses would be more cold-tolerant than others.

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    1. I have you know my arse is particularly sensitive

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  3. I came here thinking you were going to offer us a treat. Well, the flowers are lovely. I can't wait to see if I get any this Spring.
    And The Host is smart and very scary. Loved that movie.

    XOXO

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    1. My bum was once voted the best in prestatyn high school but that was in 1978

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  4. My Mom always said to never plant flowers until May 15th (her wedding anniversary) as we can get freezing temps even in April and early May here in Illinois. Glad to see your flowers then to give me my taste of Spring! Thanks!

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    1. I’ve only planted robust spring flowers

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  5. Don't think I'll try the bare arse test, if it's still cold - Brrrr! You paint a lovely idyll with your snippets of village life. I hear the Archers tune as I read. Dum de dum de dum de dum ... xx

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    1. Go on, get yer bum out

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    2. Well, I did once have a pee behind the shed, whilst gardening. Suddenly realised I was desperate and knew by the time I'd got my boots off, dungarees undone and got inside to the loo, I'd have wet myself. Boy, it felt good! Mind you, it was summer so no bum freeze.😁 xx

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    3. Lol …..lol…………..no words……lol

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  6. I actually talked to one of my neighbors yesterday, as it was in the high sixties when I got home. That is unusual for me. I tend to avoid the neighbors.

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  7. Delightfully spring-y! Is it past your frost and storms date? Seems so early.

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    1. They are robust spring flowers no bedding plants x

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    2. We don't plant here til June so it seems so amazing.

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  8. Sounds like a lovely, life affirming morning in the garden, glad you enjoyed.

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    1. I had fish and chips for tea, which is something I’ve not done for years

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    2. Whenever we go to a particular rural place to get oysters we always stop off for fish and chips. It's not an often occurrence; maybe twice a year but they always taste bloody delish. Must be all the fresh air. Love your pretty spring garden all my favourite plants in one spot!

      Jo in Auckland

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    3. Flavours transport your back to happier times

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  9. Anonymous4:54 pm

    All those pretty little colorful faces...I'm a little envious since my garden must wait for Spring. In the meantime, I'm loving looking through my garden catalogs and dreaming. My dog always misses her lovely walks through nearby trails but we've still a bit of snow to melt. Soon... Hugs from the base of the mini-mountain in Maine.

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    1. My sister wil be back soon to kick it all back into shape

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  10. Spring's sprung but icy cold here still even though it's brilliantly sunny-I've just had a load of logs delivered this afternoon-he brings them in old land rover with a large caged trailer on the back-he had been busy all week lambing apparently and had been up since 1 am today - he did look tired x

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    1. I hate loading logs, an unforgiving job

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  11. The sights and sounds of Spring are so welcomed. Your newly purchased flowers look gorgeous. It is nice when people passing by stop and chat as well as admire the beauty of the garden. The soil is still cold in MA and we have another few weeks before flowers emerge from their long Winter sleep. Today is 70 degrees and sunny; it feels great to be outside.

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    1. Yes, it felt good to be outside today

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  12. Gardening in the front garden always takes longer than it should...no complaints!!
    Awful news from Ukraine. Just awful.

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    1. Yes…..the bombing of the theatre another low point

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  13. Your garden is looking super with those primroses. I would buy some to put in but I can't climb the steps.My gardener is not well at present so has not been yet

    I saw two lovely bulldogs today - thought of you.

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  14. Your garden is lovely! It's fun to have leisurely talks with neighbors like that too.

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  15. The four neighbors' homes whose living room picture windows face our front yard are hoping I don't test my soil temp in the bare arse manner. They don't have to worry,though, because I wouldn't risk exposure to the poison ivy plants that sometimes appear out of nowhere in my flower beds.

    Your flowers are beautiful, John. You have so many lovely varieties and colors. It is still way too cold here in my part of Missouri for those kind of flowers yet.
    My daffodils are putting on a brilliant show right now, even though it's raining.

    I am hoping the rain will wash the nesting skunks out of the storm (rainwater) sewers that are under the street. It is skunk mating time and the they are creating a horrible stench of skunk passion for the past week or so.

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  16. “ I am hoping the rain will wash the nesting skunks out of the storm (rainwater) sewers ”
    The best line of the night

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    1. I've never heard of such a thing in my life-just googled them and they look lovely and cute x

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  17. All your flowers are so lovely!

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  18. Sounds delightful

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  19. I'm glad to hear that Irene is still bleating happily away. I wonder if our Ethel is, I doubt it, although we did cause a rugged old Welsh sheep farmer to fall in love with this particular old girl and not even consider her demise. Well she gave him two magnificent cross lambs that brought fresh blood into his flock.

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  20. So, do you test the soil yourself? And, if so, where’s the photo?

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