“ I am A Pig From Hell”


There is a famous scene in Steel Magnolias where Clariee (Olympia Dukakis) offers up Ouisa ( Shirley McClaine) to be slapped by a grieving M’lynn ( Sally Field). 
It’s an important scene as it not only lightens the mood of a very difficult time in the narrative but it also underlines the importance of humour, when used for good at otherwise dreadful times.
I met a friend for brunch today.
She is literally dizzy with grief, so over coffee and a cooked breakfast she sort of vomited out her thoughts and feelings until she had almost run out of steam , like a clock.
I then felt it time for a bit of frivolity, I’m pretty good at judging when frivolity is appropriate.
I had recently received a message from a mutual friend which mentioned the world CLUNGE I had never heard the word before , even though I could hesitate a guess at its meaning  
I asked my friend what she knew and without thinking and in her best and very loud Miss Jean Brodie voice she picked up her phone, logged into Google and enunciated very clearly 
“ CLUNGE…….C. L. U. N. G. E …….CLUNGE !” 
Now we were sitting in the very busy and very select cafe in Llandudno at the time and my friend’s voice was rather too loud and very quickly the place went almost silent
Apparently  CLUNGE is not a very nice word .

Our subsequent fists-in -mouth muted hysteria was the ideal release my friend needed 
We laughed until we almost cried 




57 comments:

  1. veg artist4:05 pm

    Never heard it. Looked it up. Wish I hadn't! But if it gave your friend a tiny amount of light relief, it was worth it.

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  2. Had to Google clunge. Ooh, err, missus! The release of emotions in grief is very necessary. Well done you for knowing when the time was right. xx

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    1. Laughter when people are in grief , in my experience releases the same endorphins as stress and anxiety
      The result is similar

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  3. Presumably the other patrons in that very select cafe either knew the meaning of the word, or were frantically googling it too!

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    1. I suspect a couple of phones were switched on

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  4. So I googled it and one of the results had the headline "Is clunge a Scrabble word?" Hahahahahaha!

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  5. Is clunge a Scrabble word?
    No, clunge is not in the Scrabble dictionary.
    I wonder why ye daft clunge!

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  6. I wasn't aware of one either but now I have looked it appears I have-It is constantly insisting I nip into a bush when out with my dogs embarrassingly x

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    1. It's ok the dogs are on lookout for me x

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    2. As you have mentioned this before flis perhaps you need to see your G.P. Get if fixed then we don't have to hear about it again.

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    3. Thank you for your concern regarding my "Clunge"(Anon S.) but I have been told at Drs that I could have stitches but I declined and so unfortunately it prevails x

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  7. Barbara Anne5:02 pm

    Live and learn as that was a new term for me. As my Granny would say, "My stars!" Yes, laughter with tears is one of my favorite emotions, too (Dolly Parton's line).
    I also love that scene from 'Steel Magnolias' and Shirley McClain's words "You know I love you more than my luggage!" is oft quoted in my family.
    You're a good friend, John. Hugs to your grieving friend.

    Hugs to you!

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    1. They were Olympia’s words but I’ll let you off xxx lol

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  8. 'Knee deep in clunge' - there are plenty of references to it in The Inbetweeners. I've never heard it being used, but imagine it's part of the lexicon of British teenage boys.

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    1. A series I’ve never watched though the clips I’ve watched on YouTube made me chuckle especially the Jewish family

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  9. If of a sensitive nature don't watch. For instructional purposes only: https://www.google.com/search?q=theinbetweeners+clunge&oq=thein&aqs=chrome.0.69i59j46i131i433i512j0i10i512j0i512j0i10i512j0i512l2j46i199i465i512.5211j0j4&client=ms-android-sonymobile-rev1&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:3970f163,vid:MRSF0eUIq6Q,st:0

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  10. Humor is great for stress relief. Everybody needs a bit of comic relief in their lives. Everybody in the coffee shop should thank you...

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    1. Hummm the ladies at the next table weren’t too happy

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  11. john, you are a good friend to many.

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  12. Clunge is in good use in Scotland, always has been - a great word you can really get your tongue around.

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    1. It’s obviously not a word in common use in wales or Yorkshire
      The person that used it was from the midlands

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  13. I did not know that there was a new word for that. When my kids were little, we called it our "private property". Now you got me laughing, John!

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  14. Honestly, the things I learn from reading your blog!!!! 😂😂😂

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  15. You have the insight of an angel.

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  16. I shall not look up the word. I used the f word in a joke I was telling my son the other day - 'mother - I have never heard you use that word before - you usually spell it' he said. I blamed you - hope you don't mind.

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    1. Good for you pat, this comment made my day lol

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  17. I don't suppose it matters much if nobody knows what it means. It would be nothing.

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    1. I think the ladies at the next table knew by the look on their faces

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    2. And by what P said above it’s in common usage with the young

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  18. Weren't exactly ladies then were they?

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  19. Now how do I clear the search history on my iPad.

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  20. My, oh my. That's one big, fat word.

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  21. Thanks for the hearty laugh!!!! I can just imagine that tea room...

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  22. What a friend you are. I mean that.

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  23. lol! keep making people laugh, John. It's a service to humanity.

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  24. Such a pity the ladies in the cafe didn't just join in and have a giggle. One always makes me feel good!

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  25. The next time I need to cheer up a friend, I’ll just say CLUNGE. I wonder if THEY’LL know what it means. I had to look it up!

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  26. Clunge has been part of my lexicon for many years.

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  27. Ha! I have never heard that term but now if someone shouts it in a cafe I'll know what they're talking about!

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  28. I think it was in the inbetweeners

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  29. Okay you've succeeded ... at least half your readers have now Googled the word clunge. I'm glad that it was the much needed pressure valve for the day. She most likely went home feeling a lot lighter in mind after your outing and laughter.

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  30. Love Steel Magnolias one of my all time fav films.And of course The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie.Now you have me curious ( well I am an Aquarius )must look up That word lol.xx

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  31. Wish I hadn't now LOL.xx

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