Ozzie
My sister brought her dog, Ozzie up to the cottage for the night.
The whole family is attending a wedding in October and for that night Ozzie will be coming up to Trelawnyd to be babysat.
He has never been parted from my sister before.
Now I am an old hand at introducing new dogs into the household…god knows I’ve had enough experience and the secret to it has always been , stay calm, remove leads, and show everyone you are the boss.
Ozzie’s introduction to Dorothy and Mary was fine. They had all met before on the occasional walk so after the initial sniff and greet all three settled down on their respective chairs and rugs to rest as I blogged and watched tv from my place on the trendy blue sofa.
Then Albert appeared on the stairs.
Now Albert despises new dogs
To him they are irritating stupid beings that need to be driven out of his peaceful life and home.
And his eyes flashed a cold gold behind the bannisters.
I watched the drama unfold and almost held my breath.
Ozzie was oblivious .
He was a bit unsettled, which was understandable and after sitting for a while he decided to explore the cottage. While he was in the kitchen, Albert walked stiffly down the stairs and sat behind the little yellow armchair in the alcove.
Ozzie walked past him twice without knowing he was there and as he was upstairs sniffing at Dorothy’s old wee stain on the office rug, Albert stalked into the kitchen after giving me a very angry look.
The inevitable meeting came moments later.
Ozzie looked at Albert with a surprised expression on his face as the cat walked back slowly into the living room.
He jumped forward without thinking, giving a little woof as he did so.
And Albert reared up, yowled loudly and swiftly boxed Ozzie’s face with at least six smart very sharp jabs
The drama was over and Dorothy hadn’t even opened one sleepy eye.
Ozzie hid behind the draught excluder by the front door for a while.
Albert gave himself a victory walk around the living room and then sat on the arm of the sofa next to me and licked his arse and a relaxed manner.
As Ozzie watched silently, Albert then rubbed heads with me ( to underline his social standing) and then very slowly got up and walked up the stairs to bed.
hello John.
ReplyDeleteA good anecdote for your book ,I think. Well written.
Kathy xx
Cheers Kathy x
DeleteI can almost hear the drums of the EastEnders theme tune.
ReplyDeleteI’m flattered my animals lives resembles Butcher’s
DeletePecking order established. All will now be well hopefully without any need for reinforcement.
ReplyDeleteExactly …apart from Winnie ( who Albert adored) he has treated each of. My new dogs in exactly the same way
DeleteA very clear winner to that bout! I can see the swagger as Albert strolled up the stairs!
ReplyDeleteYes, cats love to win
DeleteMe too Virginia. Oh gosh John, you described that so well, and as a cat person, I can understand Albert's opinion on the matter!!
ReplyDeleteCats like to keep face
DeleteThey really do like to win
Now they all know who's the boss.
ReplyDeletePerhaps he’s always been an alpha
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ReplyDeleteDid you say you were boss? Are you sure?
ReplyDeleteI am alpha with the dogs for sure
DeleteAlbert? I’m not quite sure he sees me as anything more than a friend
Cats are such jerks:)
ReplyDeleteOh I wouldn’t say that, in my experience dogs are more dense
DeleteWhen the apocalypse comes, what will be left are cockroaches and cats. Seriously. Cats have known from the beginning of time that they are superior to every living thing.
ReplyDeleteThey are totally selfish
DeleteSOunds like a jealous teenager.
ReplyDeleteLol
DeleteAlbert sorted it perfectly.
ReplyDeleteMy brother's cat did this to a dog that sometimes stays for a few days and they were then best friends for all stays thereafter.
DeleteAlbert has only befriended Winnie from the 8 dogs of mine he has met . The others he has tolerated .
DeleteThe welsh terriers he has always greeted with a head rub but he never played with them like he did with Winnie
Go Albert. He soon showed who was boss.
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DeleteI like Ozzie-he looks like 2 of mine but they were a bit unpredictable-he's gorgeous x
ReplyDeleteI like Ozzie he looks similar to 2 of mine-he's gorgeous x
ReplyDeleteSorry thought it was blocked in the back passage'x
DeleteOh lord lol
DeleteAlbert ROCKS!
ReplyDeleteThank you jimbo
DeleteAlbert, king of all he surveys!
ReplyDeleteHe walked past Ozzie this morning and just gave him THE LOOK
DeleteI do love cats.
ReplyDelete🐱
DeleteCats were worshipped by the Egyptians. Cats have never forgotten this.
ReplyDelete:)
Lol
DeletePoor Ozzie...oblivious to the fact that he will be 'holidaying' chez Albert, soon. Hope Albert's claws were in...
ReplyDeleteYes, he pulled his punches
DeleteAlbert is a legend.
ReplyDeleteHe’s put up with a great deal during his 13 years on this planet
DeleteThat showed that interloper dog!!
ReplyDeleteHope Ozzie is ok.
He’s fine. He slept on my bed with everyone else
DeleteThanks for the laugh! I can see it all so clearly as Albert lords it over all and teaches Ozzie a lesson for all time. Did you cuddle Ozzie after Albert regally went to bed?
ReplyDeleteYep, one for the book.
Hugs!
Babs
DeleteHe slept in bed with us all
It's all about showing who's boss!
ReplyDeleteLike life
DeleteOzzie should be fine ... now that he knows who's in charge!!
ReplyDeleteDogs like to know where they stand
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ReplyDeleteHey,
ReplyDeleteI’m impressed by your blog. Absolutely amazing work.
You are very astute
DeleteDogs are from Heaven. Cats, after they pass the kitten stage, are mostly from Hell. I feel sorry for Ozzie. Maybe your sister will see this post and changer her mind. Albert needs to be re-homed.
ReplyDeleteI know no one here will agree with me, but that doesn’t matter.
Oh goodness, what drama. :)
ReplyDeleteOld poofs love a drama
DeleteHopefully Ozzie will now know to steer clear of Albert. xx
ReplyDeleteOh they were fine this morning . Ozzy gave him a wide berth
DeleteThe drama,the heartache, the confusion, the clear overlord ?
ReplyDeleteI so enjoy your writing
We all love a bit of drama
DeleteThat sounds like a perfect first meeting. Now Ozzie knows who is in charge and there will peace in the valley going forward.
ReplyDeleteMany a cat has been killed by a terrier m so I’m glad it got sorted
DeleteGlad he kicked his bum before bumping heads with you. Lol
ReplyDeleteLicked?
DeleteAlbert is in charge, but he’s not vicious. Kind of him to punch and not claw.
ReplyDeleteHes not an aggressive Tom , he just LOOKS aggressive
DeleteA drastic view for sure
ReplyDeleteHow cute is Ozzie
ReplyDeleteHe’s almost human
DeleteA great story. Wonderful intro, lead-up and then wham, bang. Albert made everything perfectly clear. Yes, Ozzie is adorable.
ReplyDeleteI tell a good story
DeleteROTFLOL
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DeleteOzzie is cute! Albert just had to make sure the newcomer knew who was in charge!
ReplyDeleteOzzie sure looks cute when it comes to cats and dogs, cats usually win dogs have enough sense to walk away.
ReplyDeleteYou know how to relay the agony and the ecstasy!
ReplyDeleteCats rule...dogs drule...
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