Hips Don’t Lie

I forgot it was bank holiday today, not that this mattered at all
Bank holidays seem to mean nothing nowadays, they are just like any other day
I spent the morning booking things to do in Sheffield later in the week. Restaurants and pubs need booking as did a breakfast meeting with a friend and the hotel ( a very plush one for next to nothing)
The only down side is that my friend Jane and I can’t go to the city salsa bar to dance
I’ve been practicing 
One day, just once, I would like to be as natural as these two 


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  1. Anonymous1:36 pm

    You you feel that really need to be in a bar to dance? I have danced in a lot of places, indoor and outdoor. Just playing the right music on your phone could work. I know it wouldn't be what you first wanted yet it might be fun.-Mary

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  2. Video not working at this end.

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  3. i'd rather see the video of you practicing.

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  4. At 2AM I danced a waltz in a lorry park

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    1. Sounds like a wonderful first sentence of a book.

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    2. Did you get a hot dog Mavis?x

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    3. With a sweaty trucker called Pete

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  5. Barbara Anne1:52 pm

    I'm delighted that there are venues in Sheffield that are open for fun and food, so perhaps you'll find some place that includes music? How do you dance and keep at a social distance from your partner? Even line dancing would look odd 6 feet apart!
    Enjoy the change of scenery and time with distant friends!
    What shall you do to keep busy making the most of your days off in the meantime?

    Hugs!

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    1. No you misread my entry babs
      The salsa bar is NOT open

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  6. In my experience, alcohol helps. Eventually, you don't care where, how, or with whom you're dancing! Well, until the next day, perhaps...

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    1. It does loosen the bra straps Alison

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  7. John, you are about the most natural person I know!

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    1. In that I’m naturally incapable of dancing well

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    1. My hipsters are well covered in adipose tissue

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  9. I tried when I found that video on tik tok John. Suffice to say medical attention required 🤕

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  10. I went to salsa lessons for a while but it wasn't as sensual as that.It would be luverly though to have Mr Gorgeous as a teacher-Are your hips nice and loose John?x

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    1. My hips are those of an old moose

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    2. You just need practice John-centre your core swivel your hips one way then the other backwards and forwards throughout the day whatever you are doing and you will soon be a natural x

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  11. Sheffield! It is as if Covid 19 never reared its ugly head and life is back to the good old days. Have fun!

    lizzy

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  12. Booking for a pub visit? No need for that here.

    Dancing, I'll teach you how to dance like that, easy peasy. xx

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    1. Yeah most of the pubs are booking
      As for the offer of dance teaching
      You’re on!

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  13. And dancing in bare feet yet!

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    1. There’s probably a Covid rule against that now

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    2. On the beach, under a full moon...

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  14. Even if you don't look that smooth ...as long as you FEEL you look that smooth , is half the battle.

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    1. It’s the hands I have problems with

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  15. Snake hips Gray... dance in the bandstand in the park, let the world see you strut your stuff. So good for the soul...

    LX

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    1. Weston park has a bandstand I may give it a go

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  16. "Snake Hips" Gray has a nice ring to it.

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  17. Practice makes perfect, John! You just need a 'good lead' to show you. Any dance classes near you with male instructors? You'll be salsaing (?) in no time.

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    1. Yes jimbo I need a good top to lead me

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  18. In time it will happen,

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  19. move like this:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUT5rEU6pqM

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  20. It's all in the hips and sway to the music. Go John!

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  21. Check out You Tube for some longer instructional videos, find a partner, and a floor, or a patio and practice together for when the salsa place opens up again. Have fun.

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  22. Dance .. . what an art . . .

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  23. I am a hopeless dancer. Full stop.

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  24. Siebrie7:39 am

    There are quite a few fun videos on Yootoob under 'salsa social distancing', where people dance with sticks or ropes between the partners (each holding one end of the 1.5m stick or rope).

    Those dancers in your video look very trained, and I think the dance is called Zouk.

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  25. I would love to just wake up one morning and be able to dance like that.

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