I've just eaten my first meal in 24 hours
As a friend has just texted
" Things could go either way!!!"
I am reminded of my favourite medical term here
It's a fantastic word
It means abnormal and loud bowel sounds
What a great word
It pissing down today and I don't want to venture out more than a frenetic wriggle walk away from the nearest loo just in case!
Subsequently I'm a bit bored.
The girls have just been taken out by the sexy bearded dog walker and are all wet and doggy smelling
I have a lump of clay underneath the sink
I think I may start my chess set
My borborygmi is loud !
Am I gonna blow?
Favourite words please , the odder the better