Hey Siri what day is it today?
Bloody Friday already!
So what does today hold for me
Shall I go down to the beach with all of the mindless stupid people who are following that Oaf Boris' instructions to "Get on out there!!" ?
Or should I get pissed and drugged up and hold a rave party down Cwm Road in the hope of injuring a couple of policemen?
Hummm?
Well I'm actually clearing out my wardrobe
It's entertaining the neighbours!!!
Bloody Friday already!
So what does today hold for me
Shall I go down to the beach with all of the mindless stupid people who are following that Oaf Boris' instructions to "Get on out there!!" ?
Or should I get pissed and drugged up and hold a rave party down Cwm Road in the hope of injuring a couple of policemen?
Hummm?
Well I'm actually clearing out my wardrobe
It's entertaining the neighbours!!!
All you need now is a rag and bone man to appear. He gets the rags and your dogs get the bones!
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LOVE how you are cleaning out your wardrobe!!! Would love to be walking by as an item flies out of the window! Many years ago, a neighbor woman (a gruff German woman) told her daughters to clean their rooms, hang up their clothes or else. They did not do as told. They came home from school and to their horror, Mom had thrown ALL of their clothes out on the lawn for ALL on the school bus to see!! Never had to tell them again!!!
ReplyDeleteMy mother often would do the same
DeleteYou didn't need all those new plants to add colour to your garden. :)
ReplyDeletefinally getting rid of the ex's stuff...haha!
ReplyDeleteJust mine jazz!!!
DeleteEntertaining the neighbours? Are you catwalking out into the garden modelling each item to music? Beyonce's 'Crazy In Love' would be a good track for that.
DeleteMy underpants have just shot over the garden
Delete"My underpants have just shot over the garden" - OMB, what will the vicar say! :-O
DeletePeople may think that you are having an afternoon of Wild Passion John x
DeleteI'm waiting for lockdown to be lifted
DeleteA friend told me today that you can have someone into your home and "sleep" with them as long as you don't touch-but she wasn't Too sure if she had got it right x
DeleteWhat a waste of time
DeleteHaha
ReplyDeleteNow, that's a way to Marie Kondo your wardrobe! You are taking Spring Cleaning to a new level.
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I think there is something really important in her ideas if she's truly drastic....I have thrown away half of my bedroom today
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I once threw the contents of my ex-husbands underwear drawer out of the window at him, he was on his way to the pub spending all our money ... we lived on the 3rd floor of a tower block at the time and the wind caught them nicely. It was so funny watching him running all over the pavement and road gathering together his boxer shorts and socks ;-)
I can relate to the former husband situation. I had one that loved to burn things in the gravel drive. One day he demanded some old furniture to be rid of. I said there was none as we were using it all. He took a chair and an antique six-legged side table when I wasn't looking. I was most upset so I began tossing his chair, his side table, etc. out the door. That evening he was annoyed when I had a chair at table, etc. He never burned furniture again.
DeleteVery funny xx
DeleteI'm now doing the same.
ReplyDeleteIt's great fun
DeleteThat's the way to do it!
ReplyDeleteGood job! Saves having to carry a load down the stairs.
ReplyDeleteA small table and two carrier bags went through the window too
DeletePut a sign on the heap 'free stuff help yourself' you will be amazed at what people will take away.
ReplyDeleteAs the tip has been shut l have put stuff outside the front gate.
All of it has been carted away,
The charity shops are quite fussy these days and there doesn't seem to be jumble sales anymore with or without Covid constraints that is.
BTW l thought Hariet Walter was fantastic last night and the writing was just the right side of menace.
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Wasn't it cleverly written? I was wanting to warn her what was really happening. Bloody Giles!
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DeleteA friend of mine once did that to her husband's clothes - and other items as well - when she caught him cheating. It was quite spectacular as they lived on the 6th floor of our apt. building at the time. Everything went over the balcony - much to the amusement of all the neighbours!
ReplyDeleteAll my clothes I'm afraid
DeleteYou'll need new walking dead shirts! I need to clean my closets.
ReplyDeleteI have culled three so far
DeleteThat does look like fun. Hopefully, there won’t be any big gusts of wind.
ReplyDeleteA couple of the underpants ended up in the lane
DeleteThat's one way to do it!!
ReplyDeleteThere was three times this amount after I had started on the bedding
DeleteLooks like you are kicking out an unwanted boyfriend! Lol
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely . It's a symbolic out with the old
DeleteI expect you emptying your wardrobe would be almost as entertaining as me emptying out my bedside cupboard. Maybe not quite.
ReplyDeleteGod knows what's in THAT drawer
DeleteLooks like you are kicking out a cheating partner... people will talk :). I am sure my neighbors talk about me. Probably comment about the young girls that seem to come and go at all hours :).
ReplyDeleteOh lord do tell
DeleteLooks like an installation at the Tate Modern
ReplyDeleteTracy Emmen would be impressed
DeleteSo the question should be why are you sorting your smalls......
ReplyDeleteIt's a good day to sort everything
DeleteI'm about to pitch the pieces of an acrylic shower stall out my bathroom window. Damned thing has cracked and no one will help me with it, so I'm taking the path of least resistance. I've been known to throw the odd bit of furniture out the (open) window too.
ReplyDeleteI want photos
DeleteTo be announced, LOL
DeleteMarvellous. I emptied the airing cupboard last week, washed all the spare sheets and towels one of the cats had made her bed in, chucked out loads and gave a rather nice pink Paisley design duvet cover which my husband dislikes to a lady making masks. I keep peeping in the airing cupboard to see how very tidy it looks now !!!
ReplyDeleteMy wardrobe looks like the men's department in marks'
DeleteI thought we were going to see your freshly laundered knickers blowing in the wind on the wash line!
ReplyDeleteYou will have to pay for that photo
DeleteAh, the downside of having window screens. Bugs stay outside, but whatever would be pitched out stays in.
ReplyDeleteAre the dogs and Albert corralled in the house so they don't adopt the discards as their new outdoor beds?
Another task ticked off the list!
Hugs!
They watched the rain of clothes and just sighed
DeleteIn the air is a refreshing change to round your ankles 🤪
ReplyDeleteYou wish
DeleteGood clean fun!
ReplyDeletewhy am I imagineing dozens of trelawnydites roaming around with your knickers for rona masks?
ReplyDeletePoor sods if they did
DeleteIf I chucked my pants out of the window, an total eclipse would be recorded! Have a lovely day x
ReplyDeleteOhh errr
DeleteBrilliant idea and good talking point for villagers with nothing better to do.
ReplyDeleteSeveral have commented , one here
DeleteIt looks like the scene of an accident!
ReplyDeleteIt got wirse
DeleteYes an accident happened... twenty men jumped from a window and all landed in one pile...melted into the earth. :)
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DeleteLol , thank you that lady xx
DeleteWell, you're getting it done. That's better than me.
ReplyDeleteLol just lol!
ReplyDeleteI really like tossing stuff, out windows, doors, cars... whatever. I've had to dicipline myself. Once I didn't and really impressed my hubs. Another time the evenings meal went out the door and the kids petty much needed counceling. A neighbor was called and asked for advice. She recommned a can of soup and an early bed time for all. It's so cathartic.
ReplyDeleteIt is...I have really felt I have properly " turned a corner"
DeleteGood on you John, I like JayCee's comment an art instalation at the Tate Modern you could be famous.
ReplyDeleteI have had a wonderfully therapeutic day
DeleteVery freeing a good clear out. Ive never thrown me smalls out of the window but i suppose there is a first time for everything lol. Some poor passer by being smacked in the chops with flying keks lol.
ReplyDeleteGet throwing!!!
DeleteLol
DeleteI bet you wake in the morning like a new man.
ReplyDeleteI've chucked out a table and chairs, a rug, and two sets of curtains and 6 manky cushions and bought new. Hang the expense it looks fantastic now. Now just gotta find somewhere to dump it all. It's all great fun. Pity I live in a bungalow, I didn't think to chuck it out the window.
ReplyDeleteJo in Auckland.
Wardrobe was a less eye catching post title. You caught the eye of the reader later with the change.
ReplyDeleteIt summed up my more exuberant mood
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