A patient's relative showed me a tweet he had just read By an Australian twitterer called something like Busty Broad
This is what she said
" If anyone knocks on your door saying that they need to feel your boobs to test for coronovirus ,
It's a con....
I feel so stupid!"
Ah, those wiley Australians!
ReplyDeleteWell,if they knock on my door,or tap my flap,they shall be most disappointed as I have only 2 fried eggs.I wondered today John if you were taking precautions as it said on tv there were shortages x
ReplyDeleteMy district nurse team of 16 had their delivery of PPE this week......9 single use non protective surgical masks to share.
ReplyDeleteThey are taking the p*** aren't they Mavis? x
DeleteMavis...you will never know....the. Masks are charged at nearly a pound EACH
DeleteOver here the tv medical drama shows are donating their stash of masks to the local hospitals because shooting their shows have been halted. Authorities are also asking building trades to donate unused masks normally used during demolition or painting jobs.
Deleteyou are STILL cute, even with the mask!
ReplyDeleteVery cute, John! And yes, we Aussies can be a bit naughty at times.
ReplyDeleteBut a good laugh helps as much as anything.
Reminds me of when I was told to bend over and be checked. I asked "Are you sure this is how one gets checked for the coronavirus?"
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteSome guy tried to feel my butt for the same reason! I'm no dummy, I told him that I'm not falling for that a third time!
ReplyDeleteWhat did the boyfriend say?
DeleteAh, the very type mask I wore during my years of working in the operating room (theater or theatre!) that we call "surgery".
ReplyDeleteYour eyes still look so very kind, John.
Hang in there during those night shifts and daytime sleeping.
Hugs!
I think I am kind
DeleteTempted to write in reply:
DeleteDon't kid yourself, John. You are "kind" when it suits you. When it doesn't, well . . .
Kind greetings,
U
Oh fuck off ursula, I'm in no mood for your silly games this morning. There are bigger problems
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Deleteyou boomers are shutting down the entire economy because you're afraid of a flu. Seriously, can you boomers kill yourselves? You are the most selfish generation to ever exist. You don't give a shit about climate change, why should we young people give a shit if you get sick and die of some virus? I HOPE the virus gets much stronger and kills you all.
ReplyDeleteYeah yeah
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DeleteYou gotta larf!
ReplyDeleteBlimey, whatever is going on with the posts above, thanks for keeping on blogging John in the face of so much adversity, both viral and human. Most of us really appreciate it. Jan Bx
ReplyDeleteWe need to laugh like this. Thanks, John. xx
ReplyDeleteI like the Aussie video on Facebook where a man has been robbed and all the bastards took was his loo roll !
ReplyDeleteLordie I guess f they go out in pairs they can share one between them and then have a whole spare among the lot of them!! LUXURY!!
ReplyDeleteLove it, made me smile, thank you John.
ReplyDeleteThe mask makes you look so much more handsome John. You should consider wearing it all the time.
ReplyDeleteYou look fetching in that mask John.
ReplyDeleteI needed that laugh today!
ReplyDeleteI can’t wait for them to knock 😱🤣😂 XXXX
ReplyDeleteThis is SO good... Will have to share it. Stay well. And, by the way, thanks Nurse!
ReplyDeleteAt my age, if he's good looking I might risk it.
ReplyDelete(Just came across your blog - very funny and some welcome light relief in these troubled times!)
Just added you to my daily list of blogs to read! You appear to be quite amusing, as well.
DeleteI believe, In life, there are some people that deserve everything that they get. In more ways than one.
ReplyDeleteTo add to the Aussie content here, I think you might like this - the take of one of our satirists on the great toilet roll drama https://youtu.be/ia0bfWbOLjY
ReplyDeleteThanks for that.
DeleteHeck, I would probably welcome in anyone who knocked on my door right now.
ReplyDeleteHa!
ReplyDeleteBest laugh all day. Thanks John
ReplyDeleteWasn't there a show called Hello Nurse ? in the UK.
ReplyDeleteparsnip xx
A sense of humour is much needed at the moment glad you managed to get a mask John as they are in short supply.
ReplyDeleteWhat should I let them feel?
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