really?


The only person I spoke to today was neighbour Mandy
As usual she was rushing to get somewhere
"Any News?" She called out as she shot past the cottage
" I'm making a fat horse in pottery class " I shouted from Bluebell's bumper
Mandy stopped short with a puzzled look upon her face
" Really? " she said
"Yes!!!! the legs are a bit stubby but I'm rather proud of the rest!!" 
" Really?" Mandy called out again
" Yes!!! It does look more like a Shetland pony though" 
Mandy then laughed loudly and before she darted up they lane she shouted over her shoulder
"That's good ....I had a turn for a moment as I thought you said you'd made a fat whore!" 
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39 comments:

  1. weavinfool9:20 pm

    Too funny!

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  2. flis9:34 pm

    You really bring the best out in people John x

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  3. Jill9:37 pm

    Hahahaha. Enunciation is important at times!!

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  4. nick9:38 pm

    A fat whore? Are you channelling Beryl Cook by any chance?

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  5. Lynn Marie9:45 pm

    The thing is, it could easily have been the case.

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  6. Travel10:03 pm

    Should we judge a person based on their hobby or profession?

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  7. Sooo-this-is-me10:08 pm

    Oh wow did this ever make me laugh!!! Maybe that could be your next project!

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  8. jaz@octoberfarm10:15 pm

    i wonder what a fat pottery whore would look like.

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  9. Yorkshire Pudding10:23 pm

    I recognise that lass in the photo. Isn't it Princess Eugenie?

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    1. Jennifer10:42 pm

      Ouch! Damn, Neil, that's cold! Hahaha!

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  10. The Weaver of Grass10:24 pm

    Obviously you are not the only wit in the village.

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    1. John Going Gently10:57 pm

      It's osmosis Mandy has had to deal with a lot from me over the years
      Me cloud watching
      Escaped animals
      Supporting allotment open days
      Albert feeding
      Dead hens on the road
      Albert pissing in her flower beds
      Chickens raiding her veg

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  11. BootsandBraids10:29 pm

    I've heard your voice on videos you've posted. It's deep throaty with a sexy accent, so I can understand how a word like horse coming from that voice could be mistaken for whore :-)

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    1. flis10:39 pm

      Oh I know-BootsandBraids-John's voice Is Verry Deep Throaty x

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    2. Jennifer10:43 pm

      John really does have a nice sexy voice. I'd love to have him talk me to sleep at night!

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    3. John Going Gently10:53 pm

      Steady ladies
      Why can't someone like Russ Crowe say something similar x?

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    4. Moving with Mitchell10:34 am

      I was talking to Russell one recent early morning and he told me he downloaded all your recordings and, when I’m not there, that’s exactly how he gets to sleep at night.

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  12. Elizabeth10:33 pm

    So funny! I have conversations like that with my hard-of-hearing hubby all the time :)

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  13. Barbara Anne11:12 pm

    Oh, my dad used to say "If someone said you're a wit, they'd be half right."

    Too funny!

    Hugs!

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  14. Alison11:26 pm

    Maybe a cheerful companion for the Virgin Mary? One to look over each shoulder!

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  15. Should Fish More11:31 pm

    Would anyone be surprised if that was in fact what you'd said?

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  16. Sixpence Notthewiser12:27 am

    Hahahahaha
    Love it.
    That photo made me click in a hurry.
    And they are right. That voice of yours... and the ACCENT,
    Swoon.

    XoXo

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  17. MissFifi12:30 am

    I think I would like to see you make a fat whore, but I have always had a twisted sense of humor.

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  18. Catalyst2:38 am

    They know you too well, John.

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  19. jenny_o4:08 am

    Hilarious!

    My husband has misunderstood many things due to hearing loss, but that's not one of them :)

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  20. Comox Valley and beyond7:18 am

    So funny, my husband and dog are both deaf no one listens to me.

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  21. Sue in Suffolk8:20 am

    I LOVE your village!

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  22. Anonymous9:29 am

    I sent you that pic from my modelling portfolio. I WAS a private collection, for selected interested folk only.
    Now you have shown it to millions!
    Oh dear!
    Tess (no kiss for you today)

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  23. My life so far12:47 pm

    too funny.

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  24. Debra She Who Seeks3:24 pm

    Ah, now the accompanying photo is made clear!

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  25. Lynne7:02 pm

    Thanks for the giggle!

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  26. Sue 1:26 pm

    Brilliant :-)

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