The other day I caught two middle aged ladies photographing a particularly fine palm tree outside work.
Were they Horticulturalists ?
Naturalists perhaps ?
Nope
They were photographing a new limb, growing in the shape of an erect man's penis
Seaside smutty humour is not dead
Were they Horticulturalists ?
Naturalists perhaps ?
Nope
They were photographing a new limb, growing in the shape of an erect man's penis
Seaside smutty humour is not dead
The town is the next Blackpool.
ReplyDeleteA man's erect penis 😉
ReplyDeleteJust so, thank you!
DeleteHe has wood! hehehe x
ReplyDeleteHahaha!!! Too funny.
DeleteJo in Auckland
Tee Hee!
ReplyDeleteHope you photographed it too John - enlarge it, frame it and hang it on your wall.
ReplyDeleteTHAT would be hilarious.
DeleteDid you mean an erect man like a guard outside Buckingham Palace or an erect penis like a flesh-coloured cucumber?
ReplyDeleteSorry to disappoint you, but that isn't growing like that. It's the remains of a branch that's been cut off as unwanted. New growth is thin and whippy, like the bits growing out of it, and would have taken a few years to thicken up. Top is cut at a slant to let water run off, minimising risk of rot.
ReplyDeleteNo such thing as a penis tree!
And neither should it ever die.
ReplyDeleteI have a couple of classic rude postcards from 30 years ago, they are not politically correct, but they are funny.
ReplyDeleteHome grown carrots are an excellent source of this humour also!
ReplyDeleteA palm tree in Wales! It must be very hardy.
ReplyDeleteNo, laurel!
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Nice to know we’re not the only chronic adolescents.
ReplyDeleteheh heh heh, you said "penis". inside this 65 year old str8 woman's body lives a 12 year old boy.
ReplyDeleteAnd he's called Damien.
Deletelol
ReplyDeleteMight be the comments of the month
ReplyDeleteI'm just so disappointed with this post as it held so much promise in the title. At least those old ladies didn't hurt themselves by try to climb the tree.
ReplyDeleteThey must have been nature lovers!
ReplyDeleteAmen
ReplyDeleteWales has palm trees??? Who knew! I'm learning something new every day, even at my "ripe" old age of 60. -Kate
ReplyDelete2 friends of mine, well over 21, went into the newly opened Ann Summers shop which sells saucy undies, adult toys, masks etc.
ReplyDeleteThey were sniggering and tittering and looking at everything with no intention of actually making a purchase.
Needless to say they were asked to leave the shop.
Unfortunately, they had to go back in as they had left their fold up umberella in the adult toy section.
Their laughter got louder upon return and the staff were not very pleased to say the least!
Don't think either ladies have ever shopped there since, l might be wrong though?!
Tess xx
Those women will be back after dark.
ReplyDeleteThey probably will have to remove John first...lol
DeleteThis post has the John-Made-This-Up aura about it. And that is not, I don't think, a palm tree, they don't grow small side limbs, aka penises.
ReplyDeleteit could be a yucca and sometimes they resemble palm trees.
DeleteYuccas here do not grow on stalks or with trunks at all...?
DeleteI hope it's not a missing mummified giant sausage John-that would be just too spooky x
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