Sunday, 12 January 2020

Penis

The other day I caught two middle aged ladies photographing a particularly fine palm tree outside work.
Were they Horticulturalists ?
Naturalists perhaps ?
Nope
They were photographing a new limb, growing  in the shape of an erect man's penis

Seaside smutty humour is not dead


33 comments:

  1. The town is the next Blackpool.

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  2. A man's erect penis ­čśë

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  3. He has wood! hehehe x

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    1. Hahaha!!! Too funny.

      Jo in Auckland

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  4. Hope you photographed it too John - enlarge it, frame it and hang it on your wall.

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  5. Did you mean an erect man like a guard outside Buckingham Palace or an erect penis like a flesh-coloured cucumber?

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  6. Sorry to disappoint you, but that isn't growing like that. It's the remains of a branch that's been cut off as unwanted. New growth is thin and whippy, like the bits growing out of it, and would have taken a few years to thicken up. Top is cut at a slant to let water run off, minimising risk of rot.
    No such thing as a penis tree!

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  7. And neither should it ever die.

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  8. I have a couple of classic rude postcards from 30 years ago, they are not politically correct, but they are funny.

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  9. Home grown carrots are an excellent source of this humour also!

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  10. A palm tree in Wales! It must be very hardy.

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  11. Nice to know we’re not the only chronic adolescents.

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  12. heh heh heh, you said "penis". inside this 65 year old str8 woman's body lives a 12 year old boy.

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  13. why don't my trees grow penises? i want to live somewhere where penises grow on trees.

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  14. I'm just so disappointed with this post as it held so much promise in the title. At least those old ladies didn't hurt themselves by try to climb the tree.

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  15. They must have been nature lovers!

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  16. Wales has palm trees??? Who knew! I'm learning something new every day, even at my "ripe" old age of 60. -Kate

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  17. Anonymous4:42 pm

    2 friends of mine, well over 21, went into the newly opened Ann Summers shop which sells saucy undies, adult toys, masks etc.
    They were sniggering and tittering and looking at everything with no intention of actually making a purchase.
    Needless to say they were asked to leave the shop.
    Unfortunately, they had to go back in as they had left their fold up umberella in the adult toy section.
    Their laughter got louder upon return and the staff were not very pleased to say the least!
    Don't think either ladies have ever shopped there since, l might be wrong though?!
    Tess xx

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  18. Those women will be back after dark.

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    1. Anonymous10:19 pm

      They probably will have to remove John first...lol

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  19. This post has the John-Made-This-Up aura about it. And that is not, I don't think, a palm tree, they don't grow small side limbs, aka penises.

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    1. it could be a yucca and sometimes they resemble palm trees.

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    2. Yuccas here do not grow on stalks or with trunks at all...?

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  20. I hope it's not a missing mummified giant sausage John-that would be just too spooky x

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