Today had been earmarked for my usual Christmas visit with Nuala in London. We were due to go to Kew Gardens and out for dinner but typical of
best laid plans , she found herself double booked so I reluctantly cancelled the visit. My train tickets were partly usable and so I rearranged a visit to the big smoke this time to see my friend Sitges Jon but now have had to cancel that due to a sudden and vicious attack of the shits!
The Christmas lights in London are a no no this year
And the all impressive ring of a toilet seat mark on my arse is the order of the day!!
I am mega fucked off
I've even typed this sat in the bathroom!
2019 has disappointed me almost to its end
So instead of The Regent Street lights and beers in Soho.....I'm watching
Rogue One on my iPad
........on the loo!!!!
Hey ho
Thanks for all the visuals!!
ReplyDeleteHope you get better soon.
Oh no not norovirus! Empathy.
ReplyDeleteAnd sympathy lots of it
DeleteJust been through something like that myself. It's been a s**t year for us as well. Hope you're 'solid' again soon. xx
ReplyDeleteOh the joys of a firm stool
Delete2020 has got to be your year John - everything will come right for you then, I know it will xxxx
ReplyDeleteAnd it's in writing x
DeleteSorry that you have an upset bottom John-I read in a magazine a doctor advised original cola not reduced sugar and plain crisps helps- it is something that I do when I'm poorly,even though I don't usually x
ReplyDeleteI can't drink regular Coke ...I hate the taste
DeleteOh, John. That sounds horrible. I hope you're better now. At least it didn't happen when you were in transit to go visit Nuala.
ReplyDeleteCold comfort.
Yeap xx
DeleteOh no!
ReplyDeleteAnd yikes. It’s so uncomfortable! One thing though, I had to cackle at the gif lmaooo
Feel better soon! At least Rogue One is good
,
XoXo
Diego Luna Was nice to look at
DeleteThat's really shitty, John. Does imodium help at all? It works for me.
ReplyDeleteYeap I've already had four
DeleteAs Shrek the Ogre would say: "Better out then in!"
ReplyDeleteOnce the bug runs through you, then you will feel better! Tea, crackers, soup should be the order for the day!
We've all been there and, luckily, most have survived! So will you, John!
I was just seriously disappointed
DeleteHow on earth did you find that short - and very apt - video? Sorry for your gut miseries and for the disappointment of canceled plans. Hope this woe doesn't last long and that you have plenty of loo paper.
ReplyDeleteAs Debra mentioned, Imodium helps me, too.
Hugs!
I'm a class act
DeleteAwww, that's just shitty!
ReplyDeleteHere's to a far superior 2020. Some deep connections, loads of laughter, healthy dogs and hot sex are in order.
Amen
DeleteI just remembered John- earlier this year I had a colonoscopy and had to drink sachets of liquid prior to this.I had urgent trips to the loo during the evening,through the night and next morning - I had the most dreadful headache as I had dehydrated,so be careful to try to drink water or something x
ReplyDeleteAm doing
DeletePedialyte helps me almost immediately when getting dehydrated. Don't know if you have it in Wales. But, I'm sure there is something similar available. Here in the U.S.A., I keep some of the powder in my medicine cabinet for times just as you are having.
ReplyDeletePedialyte is an oral electrolyte solution manufactured by Abbott Laboratories and marketed for use in children. It's been a great boon to me.
We have dioralyte here! I've just drunk flat diet Coke and water
DeleteOh John poor you - that’s the worst. Hope you’re not feeling too weak at the knees. At least you are at home - small consolation I know. Hope you have a good sleep tonight and that you feel better tomorrow x PS That gif!! Hahaha
ReplyDeleteI've had it's of Imodium, a nap, and didn't cancel the dog walker
DeleteClassic
ReplyDeleteReally??? Lol
DeleteSo sorry John. x
ReplyDeleteMe too!! Sitges Jon had bought me some scotch eggs from Fortums!!!!
Deleteshit happens.
ReplyDeleteAnd I should know
DeleteOn the bright side, think of all the weight you will lose. It's like getting an early start on your New Year's resolution to lose weight! You will be all svelte and handsome!
ReplyDeleteOh I hope so
DeleteThe only good thing is that it made itself known before you left home. Hope you are getting over it now. x
ReplyDeleteGood gif. Made me laugh over my tea.
ReplyDeleteYes it started last night , I suspect after eating an offered scampi piece at work !!
DeleteThat’s, as they say, the shits. But I wish I hadn’t seen that GIF!!!
ReplyDeleteIt's a cracker
DeleteThank god you weren't travelling after all - maybe that's the best thing to focus on and be thankful for. Sometimes silver linings are very tiny, though, aren't they?
ReplyDeleteI hope you feel well again soon.
I'll visit again soon x
DeleteI haven't got a wide angle lens
ReplyDeleteIf we couldn't laugh, we'd surely go insane. What a crappy way to have your plans changed. Hope you are feeling better soon.
ReplyDeleteM no longer on the loo xx
DeleteThe last time it happened to me I was standing by the car pumping my gas....not a pretty sight. I sympathize with you
ReplyDeleteYikes what else hey that's so disappointing, stay warm at least the dogs haven't got the same problem not fun to deal with.
ReplyDeleteFourteen days of 2019 left. Not long to go now old chap. Obviously 2020 will be like Dreamland for you. Hold on just a little bit longer.
ReplyDeleteGet better, old man. You have living to do.
ReplyDeleteI hope you didn't go into work, you'll be sorry if all your hospice clients get this illness. Or maybe the lamb chop was ''off''?
ReplyDeleteNoro virus? Hope it passes soon.
ReplyDeleteI had a nurse friend when I lived in London, and she not only often suffered from D and V, but would often use it as an excuse to have a day off work. She was a lovely Welsh girl.
ReplyDeleteOh my word that GIF! Hope you are feeling better... I hate being caught short.. it gives me great anxiety to think about it. Lots of chicken soup and water...
ReplyDeleteJo in Auckland
Get well soon xx
ReplyDeleteWhen I saw the title of this post I thought you had taken up jogging … how much further from the truth can it be … Lol. Hope you're soon feeling better. xx
ReplyDeleteOh ... and I HATE that GIF!
Get well soon indeed, John. For sure, 2020 will bring you much new opportunities! Greetings from Perth, Jan.
ReplyDeleteYou need to install a proper bookcase in that bathroom - and a dog proof lock.
ReplyDeleteAbout three years in a row back in the late 1980's, went down with pharyngitis some time around Christmas & New Year. To this day, the roof of my mouth flares up from time to time, but I normally manage to head it off at the pass.
The gif was funny enough but you and Anne Marie have me laughing in a restaurant.
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