Fag Hag

Dotty is a fag hag
She spends an hour after I get home from work trying manfully to suck my face off
I have a heavy easyJet cold caught from the great unwashed during my trip back home
Perhaps it's the snot she is after
Or perhaps she's heard I am a great kisser !!!!!!!
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29 comments:

  1. John8:24 pm

    Mmmm you'll snog anything m'thinks :)

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  2. Yorkshire Pudding8:34 pm

    I home she doesn't manage to suck your face off as men without faces tend to terrify small children.

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  3. flis8:36 pm

    Nooo John,she lurves You Sooo Much x

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  4. Simone9:08 pm

    She loves you!

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  5. The Weaver of Grass9:13 pm

    Ido hope that Welsh Terrier is not feeling left out.

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  6. Dave R9:13 pm

    Nah, it's the snot. Dogs are odd that way.

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  7. jaz@octoberfarm9:20 pm

    that's funny cause i'm a fag hag too.

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  8. Deedles9:21 pm

    I have a friend who once called me a hag without a fag. If this is what the job entails, I respectfully decline! She is a cute little thing, though.

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  9. weavinfool9:48 pm

    Gross!

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  10. Jill9:49 pm

    My dog is always aiming for the nostrils.

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  11. Moaning Mavis9:53 pm

    Experience has taught that lickers are not keen on Vicks.

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  12. Mistress Maddie10:24 pm

    HOLD THE PRESS! Your a great kisser?!? hmmmmmmmmmm, what are you doing next Saturday night?

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  13. Su10:25 pm

    She's definitely heard that you are the BEST kisser!

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  14. Margaret B10:45 pm

    She wants to be close to you. She's bonding - the best possible outcome. I predict a very happy future for you and Dorothy.

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  15. Travel10:57 pm

    Good for one another

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  16. dindin11:04 pm

    nah. definitely snot!!

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  17. kylie11:17 pm

    Probably better in your face than your crotch!

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  18. Barbara Anne12:18 am

    Awwww ... Dotty is saying "Thank you for bringing me home ... I really mean it .... thank you again ... and again ... and again ...

    Hugs!

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  19. Comox Valley and beyond3:15 am

    I think she realizes that your the one who feeds her and that it's best to stay in your good books because she wants to stay she's a charmer hey.

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  20. Cro Magnon3:51 am

    We should all wear medicated face masks on 'planes.

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  21. Rambler10:14 am

    I was just about to enjoy my fruit and yoghurt breakfast . . . . . . . . . . . Eurgh!!!

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  22. Moving with Mitchell10:38 am

    Ick. And you worry about the great unwashed of EasyJet!

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  23. Poppy Q12:35 pm

    Floozy - her not you.

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  24. anne marie in philly1:11 pm

    dottie heard you were a great kisser from mary and winnie.

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  25. Notes From ABroad5:44 pm

    Me too!

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