Face

I met my friend Mave for coffee the day before yesterday
He told me I looked rough and my skin was dreadful
I listened to him and hit the moisturiser while soaking in the bath that night
That is where I sent this photo to my friend Kim !
" That's a lotta cream!" She texted
" I have a lotta face!" I replied



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42 comments:

  1. Raybeard5:46 am

    Straight-talking Mave - but that's what friends are for!
    Yes, make yourself presentable for when you get Dorothy and place her on the Yellow Brick Road. Don't want to give her the screaming abdabs!

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  2. Yorkshire Pudding5:51 am

    You could save yourself money by wearing a mask. May I suggest Dick Dastardly?

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    1. Moaning Mavis6:31 am

      With John well on the road of dating perhaps Dastardly Dick?

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    2. Yorkshire Pudding6:43 am

      ...or Pepé Le Pew.

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    3. John Going Gently8:27 pm

      Am I here?

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  3. CharlotteP6:38 am

    You look like Ranulph Feinnes after a hard day on Everest.

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  4. Andi's English Attic8:07 am

    That looks like a rather stylish painted portrait.

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  5. Anonymous8:56 am

    I don't think it is to apply to the whiskers.

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  6. Lisa Holmes9:11 am

    Have you been eating yogurt? That's what I look like after an M&S vanilla one! x

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  7. Tom Stephenson9:51 am

    I wish I hadn't seen this.

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    1. John Going Gently10:01 am

      Once seen never forgotton

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    2. Tom Stephenson9:03 pm

      Zombies have now entered my sub-conscious.

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  8. Simone10:20 am

    That's too much cream! You'll clog your pores up next!

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  9. Sixpence Notthewiser10:34 am

    Yay!
    A little moisturizer never hurt anybody!
    A while ago I posted something about men being very reticent to grooming and having a skin regime. I, glad to see you’re taking baby steps to having a better complexion! 😄

    XoXo

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  10. Travel11:47 am

    Nearly speechless,

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  11. Moving with Mitchell12:18 pm

    And it’s such a beautiful lotta face. I’m a strong believer in moisturizer.

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  12. Moaning Mavis1:12 pm

    Bukkake!

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  13. flis1:13 pm

    To keep young and beautiful forever John,it would help to exfoliate with a gentle exfoliating cream,a bit of moisturiser and sunscreen x

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    1. flis1:17 pm

      Oops,I forgot,and try to drink a bit more water x

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    2. John Going Gently8:24 pm

      I needbotox

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  14. Kirk2:26 pm

    How'd it work from the neck down?

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    1. John Going Gently8:24 pm

      I looked as though I was swimming the channel

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  15. Starting Over, Accepting Changes - Maybe2:43 pm

    Try Albolene Creme. It’s cheap and will have your face feeling almost as smooth as a baby’s bun in no time.

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  16. Heidi3:42 pm

    A moustache trim wouldn't go amiss too, your lips have disappeared behind it.

    You need to be kiss ready!

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  17. Barbara Anne5:43 pm

    You look as if you've been hit in the face by a cream pie as often happened in many really old movies! Probably best not to lick the moisturizing lotion.

    Hugs!

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    1. John Going Gently8:22 pm

      I slipped in the bath too

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    2. Barbara Anne12:12 am

      Ouch! Hope you're not dented or broken in any way.

      Hugs!

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  18. Kris6:10 pm

    Wow, you really ARE a Walking Dead ... fan. Yikes.

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  19. John Going Gently8:25 pm

    Cheers beautiful x

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  20. Jim9:17 pm

    A wild and crazy guy!!

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