"I'll admit I may have seen better days, but I'm still not to be had for the price of a cocktail, "(Margo Channing)
"you're my very best friend, boris. I love you just the way you are!"
"Turkey neck??" How very dare you!Jo in Auckland
LOL"How very dare you"
...Love is a many splendored thing!
Well, John, are we coming or going?
Hello, old friend.
boris to John: Offas dyke will be reinstated by october, don't you worry x hwyl Suz .
I want a scarf like that.
Um, "I'll baste you with the greatest of care, after marinating you for at least a day"??? Or are you looking for something else......
I do love an early Christmas as in July.
"One of us is a turkey....."
What's good for the turkey....
I don't have a caption, but you two have such a look of friendship and understanding that it is touching.
I have your back, buddy.
Soooooo, what's for Thanksgiving supper?
Two gents about town!
“So, have we met before? Your cologne is familiar.”
You are the best John. I know you will not eat me! It's Veganuary!
"A Turkey's true master is the peasant."
'I love you, just the way you are'
Remember, you can't soar like an eagle if you hang out with a turkey. :-)!
Dinner?
Fabulous!
"Wattle we do now, John?"
Johns first attempt at internet dating worked out well.
This caption must surely be the winner!
"Come on John, it's time for The Walking Dead!"
What moisturizing cream are you using ? You look Fabulous !parsnip
Gobble?
Friends come in all shapes and sizes. Peace be with you!Hugs!
Here’s looking at you, kid!
"you look delicious."
"Really? You told Bernard Matthews to get stuffed?"
So Boris, they've asked you to stand in when the other Boris isn't available.Good choice, the similarities are striking!Tess xx
What do you mean; I can’t take my emotional support turkey to Sunday Service?
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this?
Wait, you're going to do WHAT with the dressing?!?!?
Let's talk turkey, or Gobbledygook!!
Ditto!
Here's looking at you, kid.
Anything you can do, I can do better!
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Beauty is in the eyes of the beholders
Happiness is.....a man and his Turkey. Staying ?? fingers crossed xx
Man's best friend is a turkey.
What witty friends you have. Teresa
Gobble gobble
'Me and my best buddy'. ♥️
'You mean this is my home? I can stay here?'
"Gottle of Geer"
" I can't believe you just said, Sage and Onion "
Told you this wouldn't help my sore throat, but you always know better John.
Could you move your hand just a fraction.....
"Who's the tastiest?"
Who's a good boy then?
Well...they do say owners look like their pets...
'Are they getting my good side?'
Bernard Matthews and friend. (Bernard's on the right)
Turkey to man...’In the beauty contest even arse upwards I’d still win!’LX
How many sleeps until Christmas?
Oh, Agnes! Here you've been taking my dictations for weeks and you haven't gotten the message of my book: live!XoXo
In the Trelawnyd production of Kes, the Yorkshireman is perfect as Billy Casper, but his co-star seems slightly miscast.
LOL!
Two old gobblers together. (Gobbler is the name for a male turkey)
you: birdbrainboris: wanker
1. You're the turkey mate, not me2. And you've the cheek to call me ugly?
You've got a friend in me!
Thanks, I love you too.
Got any cream for my Turkey neck John?
Another Turkey, Fresh or Frozen?
two turkeys
"Don't look now but SHE'S the one I was telling you about...."
"Hey, how ya doing?"
Don't look now but that guy with the giant fork is eyeing me something fierce!
What's a turducken, John??
Wattle & Daub!Janet, Peckham
See you in November!
I’ll have to think about that.
"John, are you sure you're a vegetarian?"
When Tinder set him up with Tom, this wasn't quite what he expected!
from one turkey to another
our lips are so close..barb
I can't really top a lot of these, just wanted you to know that I'm really enjoying this post John, good idea! :D
I promise not to tell a soul
Well you aren't Trump (thank goodness) but I'll still take the pardon.
"I'm still quite dainty, aren't I?"
Boris John's son. :)
Why cranberry dressing, I'm beautifully attired the way I am?
Argus Tuft
"I luv you."
Trust. A beautiful thing to see.
Hold still...let me get that bug off your chin!
This time of year my meat is ALL white. How about you?"
Iconic ‘American Gothic’ - Trelawnyd style.
Here's looking at you kid.
Two Toms :)
Are you my Daddy?
LOL good one!
“Does no one understand the attraction, John? You're not THAT bad looking, after all."
I'd love a good stuffing.
were you hitting the sauce again, John?
Tell it to me straight...no gobbledygook!
“My eyes adore you”
Thumbs up!
Ok, I am voting for Jim, 7:44!! Best one!
Merry Christmas mate.
gottle of gear, gottle of gear.
Are we meant to assume that either John or the turkey has unexpected linguistic competence, or is that what gobbledegook looks like in writing?
Aren't we just THE BEST, John!?!!
Nobody here but us Turkeys....
This is one of the reasons I don't eat meat :)
Friend not food♥️
Turkey: "I'll tell you why the chicken really crossed the road if you promise never to eat me."
My eyes adore you.
"I could do with a scarf like yours, John; my neck's a bit chilly here!"
These kept me amused on night shift Thank you, too many to choose a real winner x
I love all comments Except abusive ones from arseholes
"you're my very best friend, boris. I love you just the way you are!"
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...Love is a many splendored thing!
ReplyDeleteWell, John, are we coming or going?
ReplyDeleteHello, old friend.
ReplyDeleteboris to John: Offas dyke will be reinstated by october, don't you worry x hwyl Suz .
ReplyDeleteI want a scarf like that.
ReplyDeleteUm, "I'll baste you with the greatest of care, after marinating you for at least a day"??? Or are you looking for something else......
ReplyDeleteI do love an early Christmas as in July.
ReplyDelete"One of us is a turkey....."
ReplyDeleteWhat's good for the turkey....
ReplyDeleteI don't have a caption, but you two have such a look of friendship and understanding that it is touching.
ReplyDeleteI have your back, buddy.
ReplyDeleteSoooooo, what's for Thanksgiving supper?
ReplyDeleteTwo gents about town!
ReplyDelete“So, have we met before? Your cologne is familiar.”
ReplyDeleteYou are the best John. I know you will not eat me! It's Veganuary!
ReplyDelete"A Turkey's true master is the peasant."
ReplyDelete'I love you, just the way you are'
ReplyDeleteRemember, you can't soar like an eagle if you hang out with a turkey. :-)!
ReplyDeleteDinner?
ReplyDeleteFabulous!
Delete"Wattle we do now, John?"
ReplyDeleteJohns first attempt at internet dating worked out well.
ReplyDeleteThis caption must surely be the winner!
Delete"Come on John, it's time for The Walking Dead!"
ReplyDeleteWhat moisturizing cream are you using ? You look Fabulous !
ReplyDeleteparsnip
Gobble?
ReplyDeleteFriends come in all shapes and sizes. Peace be with you!
ReplyDeleteHugs!
Here’s looking at you, kid!
ReplyDelete"you look delicious."
ReplyDelete"Really? You told Bernard Matthews to get stuffed?"
ReplyDeleteSo Boris, they've asked you to stand in when the other Boris isn't available.
ReplyDeleteGood choice, the similarities are striking!
Tess xx
What do you mean; I can’t take my emotional support turkey to Sunday Service?
ReplyDeleteWhat's a girl like you doing in a place like this?
ReplyDeleteWait, you're going to do WHAT with the dressing?!?!?
ReplyDeleteLet's talk turkey, or Gobbledygook!!
ReplyDeleteDitto!
DeleteHere's looking at you, kid.
ReplyDeleteAnything you can do, I can do better!
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ReplyDeleteBeauty is in the eyes of the beholders
ReplyDeleteHappiness is.....a man and his Turkey. Staying ?? fingers crossed xx
ReplyDeleteMan's best friend is a turkey.
ReplyDeleteWhat witty friends you have. Teresa
ReplyDeleteGobble gobble
ReplyDelete'Me and my best buddy'. ♥️
ReplyDelete'You mean this is my home? I can stay here?'
ReplyDelete"Gottle of Geer"
ReplyDelete" I can't believe you just said, Sage and Onion "
ReplyDeleteTold you this wouldn't help my sore throat, but you always know better John.
ReplyDeleteCould you move your hand just a fraction.....
ReplyDelete"Who's the tastiest?"
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ReplyDeleteWho's a good boy then?
ReplyDeleteWell...they do say owners look like their pets...
ReplyDelete'Are they getting my good side?'
ReplyDeleteBernard Matthews and friend. (Bernard's on the right)
ReplyDeleteTurkey to man...’In the beauty contest even arse upwards I’d still win!’
ReplyDeleteLX
How many sleeps until Christmas?
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ReplyDeleteOh, Agnes! Here you've been taking my dictations for weeks and you haven't gotten the message of my book: live!
XoXo
In the Trelawnyd production of Kes, the Yorkshireman is perfect as Billy Casper, but his co-star seems slightly miscast.
ReplyDeleteLOL!
DeleteTwo old gobblers together. (Gobbler is the name for a male turkey)
ReplyDeleteyou: birdbrain
ReplyDeleteboris: wanker
1. You're the turkey mate, not me
ReplyDelete2. And you've the cheek to call me ugly?
You've got a friend in me!
ReplyDeleteThanks, I love you too.
ReplyDeleteGot any cream for my Turkey neck John?
ReplyDeleteAnother Turkey, Fresh or Frozen?
ReplyDeletetwo turkeys
ReplyDelete"Don't look now but SHE'S the one I was telling you about...."
ReplyDelete"Hey, how ya doing?"
ReplyDeleteDon't look now but that guy with the giant fork is eyeing me something fierce!
ReplyDeleteWhat's a turducken, John??
ReplyDeleteWattle & Daub!
ReplyDeleteJanet, Peckham
See you in November!
ReplyDeleteI’ll have to think about that.
ReplyDelete"John, are you sure you're a vegetarian?"
ReplyDeleteWhen Tinder set him up with Tom, this wasn't quite what he expected!
ReplyDeletefrom one turkey to another
ReplyDeleteour lips are so close..
ReplyDeletebarb
I can't really top a lot of these, just wanted you to know that I'm really enjoying this post John, good idea! :D
ReplyDeleteI promise not to tell a soul
ReplyDeleteWell you aren't Trump (thank goodness) but I'll still take the pardon.
ReplyDeleteThis comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDelete"I'm still quite dainty, aren't I?"
ReplyDeleteBoris John's son. :)
ReplyDeleteWhy cranberry dressing, I'm beautifully attired the way I am?
ReplyDeleteArgus Tuft
ReplyDelete"I luv you."
ReplyDeleteTrust. A beautiful thing to see.
ReplyDeleteHold still...let me get that bug off your chin!
ReplyDeleteThis time of year my meat is ALL white. How about you?"
ReplyDeleteIconic ‘American Gothic’ - Trelawnyd style.
ReplyDeleteHere's looking at you kid.
ReplyDeleteTwo Toms :)
ReplyDeleteAre you my Daddy?
ReplyDeleteLOL good one!
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ReplyDeleteI'd love a good stuffing.
ReplyDeletewere you hitting the sauce again, John?
ReplyDeleteTell it to me straight...no gobbledygook!
ReplyDelete“My eyes adore you”
ReplyDeleteThumbs up!
ReplyDeleteOk, I am voting for Jim, 7:44!! Best one!
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas mate.
ReplyDeletegottle of gear, gottle of gear.
ReplyDeleteAre we meant to assume that either John or the turkey has unexpected linguistic competence, or is that what gobbledegook looks like in writing?
ReplyDeleteAren't we just THE BEST, John!?!!
ReplyDeleteNobody here but us Turkeys....
ReplyDeleteThis is one of the reasons I don't eat meat :)
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ReplyDeleteTurkey: "I'll tell you why the chicken really crossed the road if you promise never to eat me."
ReplyDeleteMy eyes adore you.
ReplyDelete"I could do with a scarf like yours, John; my neck's a bit chilly here!"
ReplyDeleteThese kept me amused on night shift
ReplyDeleteThank you, too many to choose a real winner x