All the neighbour's lights have come on .
Walked bulldog in bare feet for last walk of the night. Stepped on frog
Frog screamed
I screamed even louder
Bulldog then swallowed frog
I then screamed again
Off to lie down in a darkened room
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Eeewww....
ReplyDeleteIt made me laugh when I re read it
DeleteAnd me!
ReplyDeleteReminds me of when I stepped out of back door on to one (a frog not a bulldog). Sheer involuntary shuddering scream of horror.
ReplyDeleteI remember that post. Is it really a year? Time passes so quickly. It really made me laugh at the time. Hope you had a lovely birthday John.x
ReplyDeleteI remember this. I would have to lie down in a dark room after this as well. Wow, it doesn't seem a year.
ReplyDeleteI have dreams like that too.
ReplyDeleteReally wasn't the frog's night, was it?
ReplyDeleteI remember that story as well: I replied that I couldn't understand a smell in the living room and after investigation found a half eaten rabbit (disembowelled) behind the sofa - the guilty terrier gave me a look of contempt and wandered out into the garden.
ReplyDeletePithy.
ReplyDeleteYuk and double yuk! Remember it well.
ReplyDeleteYuck, that was scream worthy. I scream when I step barefoot on a three-inch slug at night.
ReplyDeleteOh, ick and double ICK plus a shudder! I, too, remember it and am just as put off by the account as I was then. I'm glad it's not time for dinner!
ReplyDeleteHugs!
i don't think i would want to be around when that frog comes out the other end.
ReplyDeleteStepping on one in bare feet would have freaked me out as well. The sound of my old cat crunching the bones of a frog will stay with me for ever as it is.
ReplyDeleteDid Winnie start braking in a French accent cos she had a frog in her throat?
ReplyDeleteBOOM!!
DeleteBrwahahahahahaha!!!!!
ReplyDeleteIf I recall, didn't said bull dog bring it back up?
No. She didn't lol
DeleteThat post definitely bears repeating.
ReplyDeleteLol , perfect!
Deletebwhahahahahahaha! a good laugh for a sunday evening.
ReplyDeleteLOL!!! It is so icky and so funny and would be a great scene in a movie!
ReplyDeleteLol this will give me giggles for years.
After reading the comment above, by Mrs C,I will just keep giggling,💕😄
DeleteNever a dull moment in your life, is there? Always something going on.
ReplyDeleteWe have wild toads in the garden no pond but they r useful for ghe greenhouse. I can well see the chain reaction. Uggh Winnie has a pecukuar taste xx
ReplyDeleteShort, sweet, and to the point!
ReplyDeleteI'd have to have a lie-down too.
Yes, I remember this post! A minute of silence, please, for the frog.
ReplyDeleteThis may be the only frog ever who is remembered a year from its demise ...
DeleteI remember this post too.
ReplyDeleteI remembered this blog post. It was hysterical then and even more hysterical now!!! :)
ReplyDeleteI remember this. Hope you’ve finally recovered! You are the best story teller!
ReplyDeleteI remember it well ... and it still makes me laugh 😄
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