Spring

I've replaced a blog about sex with one about spring cleaning
Same subject really
The cottage has its first valuation tomorrow



44 comments:

  1. I'll be thinking of you dearheart. x

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  2. Hmmm spring cleaning the same as sex....you put it off for as long as you can but feel better when it is done? You know you should do it more often?.....nope this one is eluding me.

    Sending best wishes

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  3. I almost misread the first line as you'd removed an entry about a one in a bed romp!

    I understand the reasons but really hoping - along with all your other readers, that you're not forced to sell up John.

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  4. Mopping the floor as foreplay, have to remember that, maybe I'll do it more often.

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  5. "Same subject really" -- hahahahaha, get rid of those cobwebs!

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  6. Fingers crossed you get a good valuation. The new gorgeous kitchen should help boost the figures.

    Good luck. Xx

    Oh yes I agree ... Spring Cleaning is a LOT like sex 😉🙃🤣

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  7. Good luck with the valuation and I hope that everything turns out OK for you x

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  8. Barbara Anne3:40 pm

    What a homey, lovely photo of your cottage. I join with the others in hoping you get a sky-high valuation but that you won't have to sell.

    Happy Earth Day and happy 47th anniversary to us. :)

    Hugs!

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  9. It will scrub up nicely as do you. :)

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  10. Same subject really? That sounds kinky.

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  11. Does the valuation need to be high or low?

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  12. Heidi4:08 pm

    "First" valuation is a bit confusing - didn't you have it valued not long ago and it was up for sale? I thought you said you were able to stay there after all? Not prying but just confused.
    I hope all goes well.

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    1. I thought the same too 🤔😟

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    2. Just getting a few up to date ones x

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  13. Good Luck and Heart
    xo, parsnip

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  14. Margaret B4:51 pm

    What has to be has to be, John. After divorce, I had to downsize to a small flat but I have learned to be very happy there. You will still have your family, friends and animals no matter what. Best of luck, old thing, and best wishes for happier times to come.

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  15. Sarah Jones5:15 pm

    Is Spring cleaning like sex because you do it in the nip??? Saucy !! Hope it goes well and you get the outcome you want x

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  16. I am not in your shoes but selling your home and leaving a place you are loved is the saddest news you have ever shared.

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  17. I don't know how you do it but you made me feel both happy and sad in the space of three sentences. Perhaps that's just life in a nutshell. All the best in both endeavours, my friend.

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  18. sex is the same as cleaning? OH HELL NO! I like sex, I hate cleaning.

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    1. ann marie ... I just love your comments !
      You make me smile.

      cheers, parsnip

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  19. I hope you didn't have sex on the carpet of your cottage. That knocks thousands off the asking price.

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    1. Even if you replace the carpets, about 2000 people worldwide know what went on, and scandal like that spreads faster than a map of Australia on the under sheet of an estate agent.

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  20. Whatever you say, John, whatever you say.

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  21. Well.... I’m floundering here! I’d hope they’re alike because both leave you exhausted and feeling pleased .... or because they happen all too rarely?..

    Hope the valuation goes the way you want it. Hugs.

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  22. You're just thinking of Freddie Mercury with his hoover.

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  23. For pity’s sake...don’t make it look good, let the animals shed hair, puke and pee, the lower the valuation, the more likely you can buy out...although the more you get, the more you’ll have to buy another abode aaaarrrgh, why is life so complicated

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  24. Sex, I missed the posting about sex?

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    1. It was a good one but perhaps not the best time to post it

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    2. Was it from memory or really fresh??

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  25. Wait what?
    Did I miss something about sex? Was it a sex tape? Was it yours? I have questions...
    The cottage looks adorable, though..

    XOXO

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  26. Good luck with it all tomorrow. I have never equated sex with cleaning. Ever.

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  27. Good luck, John. May all the elbow grease and sunshine do you proud.

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  28. If my memory serves me correct, I never mistook spring cleaning for sex, although I do like clean sheets.

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  29. May all go well. x

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  30. Tell them you want £4 million, and won't accept a penny less. You should, then, be secure for a while.

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  31. Of all the times for Albert to yak up half a rabbit on the stoop, this is it.

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  32. Best of luck with the cleaning and valuation...you have a lovely place there..and hope you get somewhere new in or near the village

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  33. Hope it all goes well for you John. Must be such a hard time with the thought of possibly having to sell your beautiful cottage. It looks amazing, so spick and span.

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  34. Hope it goes well. Fingers and toes crossed.

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