Durme:- who has kissed a policeman?


We sang this lullaby tonight again at choir
I've only just realised that I'm 56 and have never sung a lullaby to a child
I've never paddled a canoe either
Never shagged a stranger,
And have never worn a three piece suit

However I have once kissed a policeman when he was on duty
but that's another story

62 comments:

  1. Well, at least you'll know a lullaby if the situation arises.
    And now if you go watch a Youtube on canoe paddling, you'll be ready for anything!

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  2. My great nephews like a bit of rap now. No lullabies for those 2.

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  3. Traveller9:32 pm

    Haven’t: sung a lullaby to a child, held a baby, driven a forklift truck or tractor.

    Have paddled a canoe and worn a three piece suit.

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  4. I've never worn a three piece suit.

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  5. I have kissed a policeman.

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    1. That's three of us so far

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    2. Traveller9:54 pm

      Four!

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    3. I'm loving that fact!

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    4. I've kissed a criminal.... Lovely irish bloke...

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  6. oh crap...i've done all of them and much more. i think i've covered the run of the village people. i am not proud of this. actually, maybe i am a little.

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    1. I need to start following your blog. Lol.

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  7. Went on a terrible date with a policeman once. He was very good looking, tall, fit, but very boring. Not done the others.

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  8. Does plain clothes detective count? On duty, of course.

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    1. Omg we have now five and a half ( if we include veg artist!)

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  9. Looks like you have a few for your bucket list!

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  10. Sung a lullaby (badly) to a baby, worn a 3 piece suit, paddled a canoe, unfortunately not proud of shagged a stranger.. never snogged a copper.

    Jo in Auckland

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  11. Yep - all of those except kissed a policeman. I'm not very proud of the three piece suit, but it was the 1970s.

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  12. Joaquin Gray has a nice ring to it.

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  13. Kissed a policeman, no. Balder Half is a deputy fire marshal and I kiss him everyday. Does it count since he is very sexy in his uniform? Well, I'm counting it! I've sang to children and grandchildren. Only one cried when I did it.

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  14. Shagged one once, off duty, wearing half his uniform. Over 40 years ago though, so does that still count?

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    1. Guess! I'll leave it to your vivid imagination. We'll just say the proper parts were exposed.

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  15. (7 commentators that have kissed a cop!!!!!)

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  16. I kissed a high ranking police woman once, and I also kissed the gay half brother of Princess Diana once too. I have shagged more strangers than your dogs have eaten your dinners, I own several three piece suits and I my first shag was with a first (female) cousin. I was sexually molested by two older sisters and one older brother. All in all, a well-rounded upbringing I think.

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  17. Never done the policeman bit, always wanted to. Oh well, I guess there's always Halloween.

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  18. Barbara Anne3:28 am

    I've sung a lullaby to our sons and to other small children but have missed out on all the other events. No strangers, policemen, or 3 pieced suits. What a sheltered life I've led - other than being a nurse, of course, and being kissed by three doctors (not at the same time), all much to my surprise.

    Hugs!

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  19. I have lived a very sheltered life and have never done any of the above, I think my daughter is very pleased I never sang a lullaby to her!

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  20. The only thing I've done on your list is paddle a canoe! And that reminds me of a little poem that someone wrote in my autograph book over 50 years ago --

    "Love many,
    Trust few,
    Always paddle
    Your own canoe."

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  21. I've kissed a cop. Married him. Great kisser. Lousy husband. Mean for no reason as a human being, so I gave up the great kissing and fled with my life.

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  22. Kissed many policemen. My dad was a policeman and my older brother as well.

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  23. Anonymous4:43 am

    I’m an abject failure too! Singing lullabies is my only score.

    I’ll bet I speak for ALL of us when I say ... you must tell us the back story to the policeman!

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  24. I admit to having done one of those, but I refuse to say anything about strangers.

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  25. I need to do a lot more kissing and sagging to up my score

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  26. Never shagged a stranger? What? I just CANNOT believe that! I'd assumed it was an integral part of all men of our 'ilk'! Or even those of Cro M's ilk, above - who, admittedly, is saying nothing. ;-)

    And what have I never done? Well, since you ask, I've never blown up a balloon - seriously! Too scared it will burst in my face!

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  27. we could organise a bus trip!!!

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  28. If you count a peck on the cheek of my friend' now ex husband who was in the Met then the only thing on the list is never worn a three piece suit....

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  29. Oh, come on, give us the low-down.

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  30. What about the farrier?

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  31. I've never paddled a canoe, nor would I want to, but I have done all the others 😉

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  32. I tried singing lullabies to my eldest, she screamed in terror. My voice is THAT bad. I have kissed someone who became a police officer, does that count? x

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    1. Actually I kissed two, but not at the same time and they both achieved quite high rank (in the Police force, not in my kissing hierarchy hehe) x

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  33. Yes, I have kissed a policeman. Well what do you expect when I drove abnormal loads under police escort, ha ha.

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    1. Anonymous10:52 pm

      He must have been traumatised.

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  34. Let's see...
    I would never sing to a child. I would not dare.
    I don't even own a three-piece suit.
    But I've paddled a canoe, I've shagged a stranger and snogged a policeman.
    The paddling was ok. Never did it again. The stranger was ok. Never did him again. The cop was ok. He was not in uniform, though. I wonder if that would have changed anything...

    XOXO

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  35. I’ve done all those except kiss a policeman. And yet I’m envious.

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  36. I have done things to a policeman

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  37. I have done three of the four. I'll let you guess which one I have not done. And *it* is not on my bucket list. 😊

    And I have sung a lullaby to a dog that was passing. It was very tender and personal moment. As it always is.

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  38. No three piece suit, but I have done the others. Frankly my dear, I was not a nice person when I was younger.

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  39. I'm not keen on watersports, so have never paddled a canoe, nor have I ever shagged a stranger.
    I have sung a lot of lullabyes to my son (and various babes during my years as a teenaged baby sitter).
    I've worn a three piece suit, with full length skirt rather than trousers.
    As for the Policeman, four of the five men in my family were coppers, so....
    I snogged an on duty Fireman many times though, (same bloke every time) does that count?
    I did also pinch an on duty Policeman's helmet (get your mind out of the gutter John) and run away with it. As the Policeman in question was my cousin, it wasn't as daring as it sounds! X

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  40. Kissed ... a former Army Ranger, a Marine, and a paramedic. No policemen. The paramedic impressed me the most. That is a hard job to do for years. Her kiss was good, too! ;)

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  41. Wouldn't risk a bus ride in Delhi

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  42. Now this is a real fun post.
    I have not shagged a strange, nor have I worn a three piece suit. I have rowed a kayak, can that count? And I have sang a lullaby.

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  43. 3 Policemen. Only one on duty on Westminster Bridge at New Years Eve while the fireworks were popping.

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  44. LOLZ. I've done all of these but old enough to admit that the thing I did the most of was stranger shagging.

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  45. I have nothing to add but enjoyed reading all the comments, I must say I love this rendition of Durme Durme.

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