"I'll shove that Celery Stick up yer........."



I'm not in the mood for bullshit today.
A heavy cold, headache and a run in with a rat run driver who refused to slow down in the lane this morning and almost ran over Albert set me up for a bollock morning which was capped off by more solicitor stress, a small dent in Bluebell where some old fart backed into her in Tesco's car park and finally a minor disagreement with George's groomers  about an uncharacteristic ally hairy tail.......
I should not have got out of bed

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  1. Oh John love. Go back to bed with large glass of hot cider. Eat a six pack of crisps and a family sized bar of chocolate and go back to sleep. When you wake up take the dogs for a walk down the lane then go back to bed and repeat. Tomorrow is another day. x

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  2. Oh my, John. Take a huge swig of Dammitol and eat a Scotch egg or two. Give Albert and the dorgs a treat and loll around all day. xo

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    1. I got my hair cut and bought a cheap Christmas jumper to wear in the choir concert

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    2. Good enough, there! But Dammitol works wonders (heehee).

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  3. Hot toddy? Scotch drink with honey, ground ginger, lemon slice, probably do you more good than scotch egg then back to bed with a warm dog and a hot water bottle. Sweat it out. Send out for a curry madras if all else fails. And drink plenty of water.

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    1. My GP was Doc O'Hara from Ireland. He didn't believe in pills. Can you tell?

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    2. I had a hot bath and covered my head with a wet towel

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  4. I'd go back to bed and pull the covers over my head.

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  5. thank goodness these kind of days come every once in a while

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    1. Andrew5:24 pm

      should there be an "only" in that sentence (or do you love em?)

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    2. I don't want any more

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  6. Sorry to hear it's a shitty day.

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  7. So sorry you've had such a rotten day. Loved your glass ornaments!

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  8. There must be something in the air today! I could kill someone with one glance at the moment!! F them all !!!

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  9. I am on my second cold in six weeks (thanks husband!). Having taken vitamins and ate relatively well all summer this p's me off mightily. I should have just eaten the usual crap and spent the vitamin money on trinkets. Bah. Hope you feel better soon x

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  10. i FEEL YOUR PAIN!!!!!!!gggggggggrr.

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  11. I think the stars have designated today to be one of whole hogging hassle. I am sending you loads of loving support and you can return the favour😘

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  12. I'm with you re having a shit day! I've got a virus, with sore ears n no voice, n am sick to death of selfish people 😈😈

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  13. You sound snickerdoodled. Hope you're not working tonight, you need some rest.

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  14. You tell them John...give them the one finger salute also along with the celery up the ….??? Ahumm there I feel better.

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  15. Barbara Anne5:27 pm

    Bother! If it's not one thing, it's lots of things that go awry. I'm with those who encourage you to stay tucked in for nap time with the dogs, eat whatever you want to for today, and let the world go by.

    Sorry about Bluebell's dink. :(

    Hugs!

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  16. My mood today is similar ... and I have had none of the above!!

    What a waste of a good celery stick ....

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  17. Gemma5:50 pm

    Let's keep things in perspective: The country is going down the drain but, universal truth - no bull, there is nothing better to doubt the universe's intent than a dent you haven't caused yourself.

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  19. Season's Greetings to you too Mr Meldrew!

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  20. Well, go back to bed.

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    1. I did for an hour, then the phone went....

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  21. Some days the crap just keeps coming. Luckily, tomorrow's a new day. Try to keep a low profile for the rest of this one. Sometimes, SOMETIMES, that helps.

    My current car, when it was brand new, got dinged three times (some were pretty good dings, too) in the first six months in various parking lots. We started calling it The Invisible Car. Not one person left a note or took responsibility!

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    1. I just have a ding in the rear door , hey ho

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  22. I think I know where you are coming from and the crappy day you have had. Some friends invited me out for a Christmas drink and I found myself at the bar standing next to my ex partner's brother. What do you do but smile and flirt with the barman bravely then go home and cry x hey ho xxx

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    1. Yes.it was that kind of day Jomo xxx hugs

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  23. Aren't days like these a royal pain!! They happen. We cope and hope for a better tomorrow.
    Take care my friend.

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  24. Sorry, a bit late catching your post, but sorry you had such a shite day. Onwards and upwards (and not just with a celery stick)...tomorrow is another day and it cannot be as bad as this one (fingers crossed). Your glass thingies are quite beautiful....you have hidden talents.

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  25. Hahaha I dealt with a too fluffy tail from the groomers just yesterday. I finally had to thin it out myself because I couldnt look at the dog any longer. Hope your day improved! And I'm glad Albert is ok!!

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  26. Keep yer pecker up, John.

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  27. Remember to stay hydrated. Lots of liquids and gentle exercise, like a nice walk.

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  28. I may be a day behind, but also had a crappy one: sudden "we better take that growth off, we can do it today" vet bill, an ongoing dearth of job postings, and coincidentally learned the mountain upon whose skirts we've just settled is called Poorhouse Mountain! But a friend informs me that if we hang on, Uranus will soon be out of retrograde. Hope they don't charge for that!

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  29. Sorry to be late to this and that you had such a rough day -- but if anyone hurt any of your animals (okay, so Albert's my favorite, but all the others too), I'd come to Wales and hunt them down. End of story. It would save you going to jail ...

    I rarely comment, but cried over William and have felt for you all through this hard year. Have to say, though, you're amazing. You'll come through. Mary

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  30. Yep, that is a bummer of a day! Tomorrow will be better.

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  31. Sorry that Bluebell got hurt, but glad that Albert didn't. Hope today is a better day John. Sending hugs. x

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