A benign post today
The plumber is presently lying on the bathroom floor with his face up the U bend
Winnie is lying parallel with her face inches from his
I can hear him explaining what he's doing and no doubt she is all ears.
She's in total rapture as she has already had a mooch through his extensive toolbox and almost swooned at the sight of his shiny new boiler suit.
" The pipes are all in the wrong position " the plumber explained when I took him a cup of tea and plate of custard creams " You may need another pan"
More expense, I thought with a sigh
" In the mean time don't flop yourself down for an hour or so!" He added passing a biscuit to Winnie who took it like Lady Grantham at high tea.
Perhaps he suspects my habit of reading the news in situ as it were is having an undesired effect on the polcelain
That reminds me its fat club this afternoon,