I am listening to the comedian Sindhu Vee on the radio in the kitchen while waiting for the oven to heat up.
She's very funny
The Prof is in church
Before he went....it went something like this
Me: " Have you made the bed?"
He: " no there's a small skid mark on your side"
Me : " oh"
Does that mean you have got to do something about it before tonight?
ReplyDeleteis it from you or the dogs?
ReplyDeleteThree guesses
DeleteNo? Yes? Maybe?
DeleteI didn't know about Sindhu but I've just looked her up on YT and I'm about to watch some more. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteAnd that ladies and gentlemen, is why I don't sleep in the buff. Ewww, John TMI! TMI! John I know you said you had coordination issues but did you miss wiping yourself? Lol
ReplyDeleteSkid mark? I never realised you had a motorbike.
ReplyDeleteLove the chicken jugs!
ReplyDeleteDebbie
Winnie strikes again! (I am going with the dog theory.)
ReplyDeleteI also love the chicken cups!
A little laundry on a Sunday.
ReplyDeleteOMG!!!!!!! I just sprayed my coffee from laughter! These are the little gems from you I enjoy!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHave you considered plastic sheets?
Always, always blame the dog.
ReplyDeleteGave me a chuckle. "oh" indeed!
ReplyDeleteI don't worry about the odd skid mark if it's just mud but if it's dirty botty it's best to change it.I have had vomit & wee also so since having a new bed I use a protector x
ReplyDeleteAh, daily life in all its glory...
ReplyDeleteReal life, LOL!
ReplyDeleteWonderful photo, the bird cups/bowls are adorable ! Nice light coming in your new window.
ReplyDeletecheers, parsnip and mandibles
Yes, those birdie bowls on the window ledge are super cute.
ReplyDeleteNightshirt or pyjamas? Perhaps you don't like them. Or brown sheets! Makes we wonder what the Prof was praying for in the church...
ReplyDeleteBlame the dogs. Not sure if your bird cups are the same size, and it's the angle, or if they're measuring cups...love them anyway.
ReplyDeleteThe dog. Yes, the dog. And I refuse to think otherwise. Thanks so much for sharing.
ReplyDeleteZombies and scatology, a blog with something for everyone....
ReplyDeleteand the winner of the Oscar for most original excuse not to make the bed....goes to....The Prof!!
ReplyDeleteBarb
I shall ignore the skid mark.
ReplyDeleteYour flowers are beautiful.
I love the way you keep your home all lovely with chicken jugs and flowers and throw rugs and cleaning up after a whole pack of dogs.
ReplyDeleteI feel just a tiny bit less inferior when you mention skid marks :)
The Prof won that one.
ReplyDeleteTMI. Maybe wear boxers or pjs to bed? I suppose the lovely kitchen is now festooned with drying sanitized sheets, ugh? Happy Sunday? PS Do you iron the sheets?
ReplyDeleteBoxers John...always always boxers and I don't mean dogs.
ReplyDeleteNow that was funny Cherie ! :)
DeleteReally And Truely!! Did we need to know that?? I remember a girl had a thing they called a 'draw-sheet' on her bed at boarding school coz of her frequent accidents - it was like a wrap across sheet with a rubber lining .... might that be needed ??
ReplyDeleteLove the chicken bowls. We'd find them useful for ripening tomatoes and avocados that don't cope with the refrigerator.
Going commando in bed John?
ReplyDeleteOr diapers for one of the animals?
At least it was small.
ReplyDeleteMr. Gray Beurk .You called me alcoholic anuses. I think you know much better about the anus business than any body else.
ReplyDeleteNo I called you an arsehole chloe
DeleteI should have said a drunk arsehole
DeleteI'm not Miss Rachel who seems to drink a lot. As I said already the arsehole "connaisseur" is you put some pampers on.
DeleteBut who does the skid mark belong to?
ReplyDeleteOMG TMI!!!
ReplyDeleteIt's definetly the dog because mine love to get under the covers & have had incidents x
ReplyDeleteOooohh, the birdie bowls - I want, I want, I want ....
ReplyDelete(What's your address?)
You tickle me. My first thought that came to mind is. Your butt’s to skinny. I don’t streak because I’m so fluffyš¤£☺️
ReplyDeleteWhen dad's used up all the loo roll. We gotta wipe our little bums clean somewhere...
ReplyDeleteI just saw your bowls! I love them. I collect stuff with birds! Can I order online? Gabs
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