Monday, 2 October 2017

A Normal Monday


I've just made a batch of  pea soup and a pot of meatballs smothered with a tomato sauce....all from scratch, this mindless act of basic cookery seems to be the highlight of the day
The low point  was getting stung on the stomach by a wasp in the dog food aisle of Tescos.
That hurt like a bastard!
It's weird because I've hardly seen a single wasp for a few years
Mary is in season, a fact which seems to have set Winnie's masturbatory juices going ten to the dozen.

She's been rubbing her fanny on the living room carpet like a professional porn star for the past fifty minutes
A pretty normal Monday





49 comments:

  1. What a terrifying sight! (Never mind the accompanying halitosis!)

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  2. Rachel would be proud of your carpet.

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    1. I haven't got to rubbing my fanny across the carpet, yet.

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    2. Ah yes, Cro, I can see the carpet now I am home. it didn't show very well on my phone. Yes it is good carpet and would look very nice here.

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    3. It needs a sponge down

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  3. All the wasps are here in Oklahoma. Can't believe you don't have them. They do hurt and make a large swelling. Red ones hurt the worst and sweat bees are the most aggressive. They live underground and woe if you run over their nest.

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  4. Sounds pretty normal.

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  5. How did you manage to get stung on the belly? Did you wear a low-crop t-shirt to Tesco?

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    1. The bastard must have flown down my t shirt

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  6. Are you going to sue Tesco? Perhaps they'll compromise by offering you a three minute trolley dash. What would you grab?

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  7. That is a fabulous picture of Winnie!!! I'm so sorry you got stung John... those wasp hurt... I think i went 20+ years without getting stung then a few years ago in TX i got stung twice in one summer while weeding the flower bed...grrrrrr.... Take care! Hugs! deb

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  8. LOVE LOVE LOVE the winnie pix! such a happy girl!

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  9. Several years ago I was stung on the top of my head by a red wasp when I was watering the yard. Unbeknownst to me, a bunch of them had been nesting up under the edge of the roof and this one was on guard duty. I guess I had invaded its space so it zoomed down and nailed me. It felt like an electrical shock.

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    1. It got me swearing! I didn't stop until the tills

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  10. Is Winnie laughing at you ?

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  11. Adore the photo of Winnie. So happy.
    We are counting the days till we can get puppy Winston "snipped". We have an appointment already set-up. One of the best reasons, besides health, is for males with very short legs is they never learn to lift their legs.

    I am allergic to bee and wasp stings. The last sting I had was by a wasp and my arm swelled up right away. But to be stung on your stomach must be so painful.

    cheers, parsnip

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    1. I have overly sensitive skin which erupts at the slightest irritation

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  12. Those mindless acts are the ones that keep this world on its axis!
    OUCH! Wasps like me too....the little fuckers!!

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    1. More madness and mindless acts in Las Vegas today..how sad how very sad

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  14. Fantastic photo of Winnie, if there's a pet photo comp in Trelawnydd flower show next year I think Billy will have some competition. How did C the teenage boffin get on in his A levels? I hope he got the uni of his choice, please tell him I was asking after him.

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    1. I haven't seen him debbie... though I did email him to find out the news.. I may pop in to his parents to ask them tomorrow

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  15. Now I will be afraid to shop for groceries. I am very allergic to bee stings, a wasp would be the end of me ... Dead shopper on aisle 4, next to the cleaning products :(

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  16. I love Winnie, what a girl. Not being funny or sarcastic here but is she being a trollop or more seriously does she need her glands squeezed. My terrier does the 'walk across the carpet on her bottom' and then gets taken to the vet to evacuate the nasty and is fine again. Am sure you know Winnie's habits.

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    1. No it's purely sex.... the prof's slippers got a bashing this evening too

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    2. I wondered the same thing about Winnies anal glands. Perhaps they need emptying and she's uncomfortable. A trip to the vet?

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  17. Isn't it a satisfying feeling to know your food is wholesome, tasty and home made! I couldn't go back to using prepared jars - ever again.

    Poor Winnie. It must get pretty uncomfortable for her. Cool ice pack? Warm wheat pack?

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    1. It's weight watchers Virginia ..they have wonderful low cal recipes...all fresh stuff.......I've lost 2.5 lbs this week

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  18. What the dickens was a wasp doing in Tesco?
    I have not seen a single wasp this year, so that was where they all were.
    Get Mistress Winifred's glands squeezed as Country Gal suggests.

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    1. I'm still suffering from the string now weave

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  19. Your wasp sting (commiserations) not withstanding, this is one of your posts I am compelled, despite my inclination, to best not comment on.

    U

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    1. I'm like a car Crash sometimes me thinks

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  20. Ooh, Winnie, I do hope you don't get carpet burns on your nethers!

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  21. Love the picture of Winnie, looks like she's in ecstasy.
    Briony

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  22. Vinegar is good for wasp stings. Were you in the vinegar isle. They are dopey this time of year. Winnie sounds happy. Roared at Profs slippers getting a going over. Were his feet in them?

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  23. Anonymous11:09 pm

    Why can't Winnie have her own slippers?
    Jax

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  24. Time for Mary to be neutered? You don't really need to be a puppy-daddy, do you?

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  25. Oh boy, getting stung on the stomach is not pleasant I got bitten by a spider on the belly a few months ago and had a large swollen red spot (that itched after it hurt) that lasted a few weeks. I hope yours heals quicker.

    Winnie's face is the picture of ecstasy.

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  26. Normal? What’s normal? Normal now seems to be what’s abnormal.
    About Mary ..... are you sure that’s not just Mary’s anal glands that need draining???

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  27. Oops! I meant Winnie’s anal glands ... Mary clearly has her own issues.

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  28. No Winnie! You're going to get shagger's rash, in a very bad place!

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  29. Oh Yes Winnie, oh yes Winnie, oh YEEEESSSSS ;-)

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