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Mary accompanied me on the bus today.
We went to collect the car.
Mary loves the bus and No longer gets bus sick.
You may recall that the first time she went, she barfed into the leg pocket of my combat trousers

Animal helper Pat caught the bus too. She is suffering from macular degeneration so cannot now recognise people until they speak, but she remains cheerful and positive and uncomplaining .
She's a brave adorable lady.

Later in the day I bumped into policewoman Jo, who was out with her two greyhounds. They had matching blue leather coats on with fur lined trim. I told her that they looked like Joan and Jackie Collins.

The Prof's had a hard and busy day and is dozing in the arm chair.
I prepared Thai dumplings for supper

Speaking of dumplings

27 comments:

  1. Good Lord! That bra had more support and aerodynamics than a jet plane!

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  2. Previously, I thought that the only place you'd ever see Thai dumplings would be in a massage parlour!

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  3. Love that Mary can ride on the bus now. I am sure she had a great time.
    Happy First Day of Fall.
    It is finally cooling off here.

    cheers, parsnip

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  4. Lovely day here. I went on a history walk and met some new people x

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    1. No, just a local thing. Bad day yesterday. Good one today x

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    2. I've don't a tit post....tom Stevenson will be here very soon!

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  5. I've only just realised but Joan was clearly the better looking one ....

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  6. Never ceases to amaze me how adventurous you are with your cooking.

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  7. What do you mean, no news? Where's the picture of the new table and chairs?

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    1. I haven't put the table up yet...I need to get rid of the old one first!

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  8. I was wondering about the identity of the white haired lady photobombing them.

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  9. Two too much. Starch and duct tape will keep those monsters in place.
    I want to see the greyhounds.

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    1. I didn't realise she had such lovely titties

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  10. good lord! they're about to explode!

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  11. Two too much. Starch and duct tape will keep those monsters in place.
    I want to see the greyhounds.

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  12. Every grey owner seems to have a collection of coats and hound tees.
    I'm pretty sure you wouldn't be allowed to take a dog on a bus here, Australia is very un-dog-friendly. More's the pity

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  13. I've seen pictures of Joan Collins in a bikini and don't recall her boobs looking that big. I wonder if it's the dress.

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  15. Great stream of consciousness, dumpling!

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  16. I always think of the comedy sketch from years ago, where a funeral director just knocks on doors to tout for business. His slogan was, "We have buried more stiffs than Joan Collins."

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