With the Prof away I took myself away to Theatre Clwyd for a " senior citizen" showing of the wartime movie Anthropoid this afternoon.
Things didn't get off to a grand start as the woman in the box office only charged me senior rates rather than regular ( do I look 60?)
Then around an hour into the movie, I had the mother of all coughing fits and had to leave the cinema amid a chorus of tutting from the greyhairs.
I didn't mind too much as the film was rather too dull, to return, so I went to have a look at the gallery instead.
Returning home, it was clear by the state of the floor that Winnie is now back in season. She is presently wearing a pair of the Prof's underpants with the gusset reinforced with toilet paper
See comments about just why she has not been spayed
How can a film with Jamie Dornan in it be dull?!
ReplyDeleteAnd how can you refuse to share your dinner with a face like Winnie's?!
He was wooden but decorative
DeleteSo will Prof wear them again after a wash?
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't put money on it
DeleteJohn, do you ask the prof before you steal his underpants or just let it be a surprise?
ReplyDeleteHe knew it was coming! My underpants are too big
DeleteOh the things a girl must endure. Such a smoochy face...if not your dinner, then perhaps she got a nice wee kiss? X
ReplyDeleteWinnie deserves some pants of her own. Pink with frills.
ReplyDeleteSurely you could buy Winnie some cute pink ruffled underpants. Maybe with that twenty pounds [?] she found the other day.
ReplyDeleteSend me some of yours xxx
DeleteMoney or knickers?
DeleteBoth in a plain wrapper
Delete60 is good! Love to be 60 again!!
ReplyDeleteWhy isn't Winnie spayed?
Bulldogs have short airways and are difficult to put under anaesthetic she was old when she came to us so it's easier to " ride the storm' for a few days a year
DeleteDo you think you might ever arrange for Winnie to have a brood of her own? Those puppies would be adorable. -Jenn
ReplyDeleteShe's too old now..but she would be an adorable mother,,.. She puts up with so much from Mary
DeleteMy husband had never had a dog until he met me.
DeleteSo he went hog wild when choosing his first pup.
Her name was Maya,
A Borzoi./Russian Wolfhound,
And the first time she went into heat, he walked her down Park Avenue with a pair of undies on her ❤️
You do what you have to do~
Come on, coddle her, John! She's having a rough time, too! Jeez :)
ReplyDeleteThe prof is away, I am watching tv
DeleteAnd Winnie ( and George ) are in bed underpants intact !
Poor Winnie. You should spoil her extra good because I'm sure she's not feeling her best.
ReplyDeleteBut she's " a woman".
DeleteWhy does Winnie have to wear Chris's underpants and not yours? Is it because you wear lacy knickers from Ann Summers that have poor absorbency?
ReplyDeleteI often wondered why Winnie wasn't 'fixed'. Thanks for the explanation.
ReplyDeleteDo you look 60? What does 60 look like. A discount is a discount. Last January I was having new tires put on my car, when I went to check out the service adviser looked at me and said, "you are retired military right?" I started to say, well no, and he pointed the military discount he said "you are today."
ReplyDeleteAlways go for the discount.
DeleteHi John, Loving your blog....but seriously....toilet paper????
ReplyDeleteNo cutie pie bulldog should be seen without a decent stick on panty pad inside those tidy whities!!!!
Winnie is so precious...she deserves her very own girlie underpants! :)
ReplyDeleteI don't think I've heard of the movie
ReplyDeleteYou're lucky it's shite
DeleteOh poor Winnie, a girl really needs a few pairs of pretty pants at a time like this. Surely you could treat her to some?
ReplyDeleteYou can have some of my paper ones for her. I have a few left. They are like a J cloth material. Or you can get them in Boots.
ReplyDeleteIt's the opposite with me. I may be 69, but my hairdresser always charges me the full rate and never suggests the concessionary rate (I pay the full rate because I can well afford it).
ReplyDeleteA gave 'Anthropoid' a better-than-average 6.5. So, it just goes to show. All the more reason why, despite my very tepid opinion of 'Arrival', you really ought to see it.
ReplyDeletePoor Winnie. Or is it the poor Prof? OR... do you buy him new underwear?
ReplyDelete60 is the new 50. So they say.
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