An occasional guilty pleasure in Bwthyn Y Llan is the screamingly over-the-top RuPaul's Drag Race.
Now, for those that don't know, DragRace is basically a foul mouthed, alternative beauty contest where 14 dragqueens sashay, scream and bicker for a top spot in front of the stunningly diva judge RuPaul.
It's all terribly loud, contrived, bitchy and full of those sassy stereotypical one liners that Terence Stamp out of Priscilla would be proud of.
Yes all incredible fun!
Jiggly Caliente, Pandora Boxx, Jinx Monsoon, Sharon Needles Laganja Estranja and Ginger Minj are just a few of the ladies giving it large !
What would your drag name be?
I asked my friend Nigel this question once and without a pause he said Gloria Abyss
Good answer!
So what is your drag name ?
Answers on a postcard!
Candy Tuft.
ReplyDeleteEvah Destruction
ReplyDeleteHope Heelcum
DeleteI am playing to your obvious strengths rach
DeleteFi Fi La Catin
ReplyDeleteAm lovin these
ReplyDeleteNola Regrets
ReplyDeleteTroy Muscle.
ReplyDeleteShow off
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ReplyDeleteRoxanne Boulders!
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ReplyDeleteJenna Rator... or Ann T. Christ
ReplyDeleteRachel's fingers are shaking!
ReplyDeletekatt a. tonic
ReplyDeleteFanny Fluffer.
ReplyDeleteLooking gooooood sister!
ReplyDeleteis that the same as a porn name?
ReplyDeleteSimilar but more bitchy
DeleteNah, my porn name would be Kitty Milford. :D
DeleteDesirre Gems
ReplyDeleteMysterious
DeleteI was known as Blanche, but more for my behaviour than any other reason. NB, from the tv show not the movie, although... I love inventive drag names, Magnolia Thunderpussy and Lucy Loosebox were a couple of local drag queens.
ReplyDeleteThunderpussy is a fav of mine. Where u an actual drag andrew?
DeleteNo, but dressed up a couple of times.
DeleteDid you know that the proper way to get your drag name or your porn star name is to use the name of your first pet and the street that you lived on as a baby ... so that makes my drag name 'Bluey Morland'.
ReplyDeleteSounds like I'm more of a porn star if you ask me ;-)
I am kimmy Aberconway then
DeleteHa ha, Trixie Fountain
DeleteHa! That would make me Dusty Mechanic. But I would much prefer "Cupcake LaTush"
DeleteThere are hidden talents here me thinks
DeleteShadow Manor, which is boring unless you like Minder or The Sweeney. (I didn't).
DeleteBeans Gardenia
DeleteNigger South
DeleteGinger Northumberland!
DeleteTippy Brimble.....sounds rather classy
DeleteHmmm, guess I'm Fluffy Lafayette.
DeleteWell then i would be Floyd Sacramento. Lol
DeleteYp thats a no no
DeleteThat would make me Ginger Hutch
DeleteOur daughter's roller derby name (hr real name is Lucinda) was Beth Amphetamine. A Chicago friend goes by Helena Handbasket.
ReplyDeleteId love to call one of my village characters Helena Handbasket
DeleteFrosty Ripples
ReplyDeleteThats a cracker!
DeleteMy husbear's drag name is Sofonda Peters. She was given it by The Lady Chablis herself, a real life character from the book Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, when he lived in Savannah, Georgia.
ReplyDeleteBeat that one!
DeleteI read Lady Chablis' autobiography years ago. I think it was called "Hiding My Candy." Funny!
DeleteMay Hoosive-Pair
ReplyDeleteIn my younger days, when I had a bit more get up and go occasionally, I always fancied myself as a Yolande or even a Mandy - but alas those days got up and went!
ReplyDeleteYou'll always be yolande to me now pat
DeleteI fancy the Name Fifi La Frou Frou.
ReplyDeleteI fancy the Name Fifi La Frou Frou.
ReplyDeleteI bet you always did
DeleteHolly Gotightly
ReplyDeleteSnort
DeleteMy friend Karl always said his drag name would be either Tonomia Toluvmeh or Sanitatia Bidet. I can't top those.
ReplyDeleteI couldnt pronounce the first one
DeleteThink "To know me is to love me"!
DeleteLana Turnon.
ReplyDeleteCelestine Vavoom!
ReplyDeleteShe has money by the sound of it
DeleteGigi Chappelle....thank you.
ReplyDeleteClassy bitch
DeleteI think I'd take a cue from Monty Python and go with Incontinentia Buttocks.
ReplyDeleteLoved this
DeleteFanny Fart- arse - its what i call people when being abusive. I am not sure if a Midland or London term as from Midlands but live in the capital.
ReplyDeleteCall me a fun killer but I equate drag queens with blackface performers. Women as hysterical joke pieces never to be taken seriously, etc.
ReplyDeleteXO
WWW
Fun killer drag is an art form, ok a low art form, but an art form
DeleteFanny LaFreaky
ReplyDeleteFannies seem popular......or so i am told
DeleteHeidi Tennessee.
ReplyDeleteIt is already taken but Dirk Diggler for, "Boogie Nights"
cheers, parsnip and thehamish
Phyllis Fanny Fart !!!xx
ReplyDeleteThats more pantomime
DeleteDivinity Fudge, if it's not already in use.
ReplyDeleteAnd I've met Pandora Boxx (and Delta Work and many others at Drag Con a few months ago). She's incredibly funny!
Lol i love mz fudge as a name
DeleteTeeter Von Deez? (In six inch heels, natch)
ReplyDeleteLoved this one
DeleteSaw a drag show in San Francisco featuring Miss Kitty Litter!
ReplyDeleteI saw a kitty litter in runcorn....believe me not the sane as san fran
DeleteNorma Stitz :)
ReplyDeleteTitsalina Bumsquash.
ReplyDeleteI love her already
DeleteMy drag name was Ginger Nuts......
ReplyDeleteYes I was a redhead and the curtains matched the carpet back then.
Candy Cane ....
ReplyDeleteI will be the worlds oldest stripper and use a cane lol
DeleteIf I take my first pet's name & mother's maiden name then I'm Goldie Downs which is fine for me x
ReplyDelete.... though Goldie Goesdown is probably better !
DeleteMaude Bote is my fave.
ReplyDeleteMaude Bote is my fave.
ReplyDeleteUsing the Pet name/Street name combination:
ReplyDeleteNicholas/Nicholette de las Delicias
I have a dear friend who lives drag. Not sure what you call that, but she is gorgeous. Much better as a girl than as a boy, more attractive and happier. Her name is Bianka Van Kartier. It's like the opposite of who she is, as she is black and from modest means. But the drag life she lives is white and fabulously wealthy.
ReplyDeleteEither Heidi Hole or Heidi Kay Hole, can't decide.
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