Monday, 8 August 2016

Boys Will Be Boys

It's a long time since I was an adolescent .
But I still recognise teenage behaviour when I see it!
The three abandoned juvenile bantam cockerels have now set up a bachelor pad in hut 4 in the Ukrainian Village.
They spend most of their time mooching around on the street corners eyeing up the bigger girls with the false look and  swagger of boys that had never touched a female breast .
From time to time one of the hens will tire of their chirpy energy and will strut over to where the boys are chattering, sending the teens into a panicky mass of insecure hormones.
Chaos will then ensue, with awkward feathered feet galloping through the grass that needs a strim.
I need names for them....any ideas?

The boys don't know what to do with a real woman! 


86 comments:

  1. Miss Norm for one please. Maybe I could sponsor her you could send me updates, photographs, progress reports, !!! You could do that with all the animals and once a year we could all make the pilgrimage to come and see them !! x Have a good day

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    1. They are all male ! Lol

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  2. Huey, Duey, Louey and what was the forth's name?

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  3. How about any of the marx brothers names: Groucho, Zeppo, Harpo or Chico? I think I like Zeppo, Harpo and Chico best of all! I love how you are talking about the chickens again!

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  4. How about...
    Aramis Porthos, Athos and D'Artagnan
    or
    Danny, Kenickie, Sonny and Doody (T-Birds from "Grease")

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    1. Silly me... there's just three of them.

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  5. Wayne, Gavin, and Troy.

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  6. Just pick three of 'The Inbetweeners'. Sorted.

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  7. The Three Stooges - Moe, Curly and Larry.

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    1. I second this! lol

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    2. hahahahaha, me too !

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    3. Love these names for those gorgeous boys. Would suit them very well. x

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  8. Charles, Andrew & Edward! X

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    1. Yes two of them are pretty useless

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    2. Yeah, but which two? X

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  9. Clint, Bronson and Pacino. That should boost their confidence.

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    PS Yes, I know you have written me out of your will and Albert will now never be mine - but couldn't resist piping up on this one.

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  10. What about “Cordon Bleu”, “And Dumplings”, and “Noodle Soup” All very catchy if you ask me.

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    1. They wouldnt make a mouthful

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  11. Dickie, Willy and Lance?

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  12. I'd name one Trump.

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    1. The name Trump needs to be reserved for a Vietnamese pot-bellied pig. Mind you, like a lot of rich boys... Trump cunningly avoided service in Vietnam.

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  13. Brando, Dean and Orton.

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  14. Scott, Jack and Gavin (how did Cro know?)... three 'men' that definitely didn't know what to do with a real woman!... there are more where they came from :-) xx

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  15. How about Wayne, Shayne and Dwayne. Or Dion, Leon and Zion. Or Thrust, Plunge and Finish. I could go on but in the name of shame I shall stop. Love Andie xxx

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  16. Yes, I go with Harry Larry and Mo ... it'll remind me of my geese who we called these names, and two of them turned out to be girls. To confuse matters even more Harry, the only boy, fell more in love with me than his two wives :-)

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  17. James, Sal and Marlon. Not all of the three knew what to do with a woman.

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  18. Chicken. And. Dumplings.

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  19. You have to name one of them Justin Bieber!

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  20. I've come late to the party, again. I see Moe, Larry and Curly have been taken, as have Groucho, Chico and Harpo. How about Kirk, Spock and McCoy? Alright then, how about Clotho, Lechesis and Atropos, the 3 fates? How about Lucky, Clucky and Crispy? Alright, this the last one - Thing 1, Thing 2 & Thing 3.

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  21. I immediately thought of the Marx Bros or the Three Stooges, but will now offer the names of the Three Musketeers...except I can only remember one of their names. Athos?

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  22. Butch(er), Baker, Candle(stick maker)
    (Naves, all three)

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  23. Hmmn, to be topical you could choose from -
    Mr Humphreys, Mr Lucas, Captain Peacock, Mr Rumbold or Young Mr Grace.

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  24. My vote would be for Jedward and Justin :-)

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  25. Bisto, Knorr and Oxo !! XXXX

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  26. Bieber, Jonas, and Bruno

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  27. Anton, Boris, Ivan - Typical Ukranian names.

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  28. Anton, Boris, Ivan - Typical Ukranian names.

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  29. Harpo , Chico and Groucho were my first thought too :)

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  30. Barry, Robin and Maurice?
    - or for us oldies who can go right back to the 1950s, Michael, Tony and Denis.

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    1. I like this idea -- the Chickens Gibb!

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  31. Paxo, sage and onion.
    Cock Robin, Cock Foster and Cock Horse

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  32. What about the boys from 1D (one direction, for the over 20's) πŸ“&πŸ‚

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  33. What about the boys from 1D (one direction, for the over 20's) πŸ“&πŸ‚

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    1. No 20 somethings read this shit

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  34. Call them the Wit boys - Dim Wit, Nit Wit, and Half Wit!

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  35. Huey, Dewey, and Louie

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    1. LOL, I really like that one !

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  36. The three amigos

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  37. Fred, Ron and Cliff.
    Poor Cliff never touched a female breast ever fact.

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  38. Daryl, Glen and Rick of course!

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  39. Fred, Ron and Cliff.
    Poor Cliff never touched a female breast ever fact.

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  40. Fred, Ron and Cliff.
    Poor Cliff never touched a female breast ever, fact.

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  41. Fred, Ron and Cliff.
    Poor Cliff never touched a female breast ever, fact.

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  42. Randy, Randier, and Randiest

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  43. Randy, Randier, and Randiest

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  44. All I know is that your writing is hilarious! I'm sure you'll come up with just the right names.

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  45. My vote is for Bibbity, Bobbity and Boo.

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  46. Ivan, Vlad and Genghis. Should put some lead in their pencils so to speak.

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  47. Ivan, Vlad and Genghis. Should put some lead in their pencils so to speak.

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  48. I think my father in law has it!

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  49. Chico, Harpo, Groucho then you can add Gummo & Zeppo at a later date xx

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  50. I'm with your father in law too. Though I also favor Egor, Ivan and Vlad. They need nice Ukrainian names.

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  53. Byers,Frohike,Langley.(Lone Gunmen...X Files) None of them have ever touched a woman either!

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  54. Byers,Frohike,Langley.(Lone Gunmen...X Files) None of them have ever touched a woman either!

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  55. John, Paul and George ?

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    1. I suppose there is a bit of a Ringo about it.

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  56. Mine, yours, and ours? No that this ever would come to pass judging by your comment. But it is a fact that chickens are not into monogamy.

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  57. I have three old boys named Orange, Teriyaki, and Fried.

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  58. Alatriste for the one who turns out to be the best fighter and the most battle scarred. That is from the book I just read, Captain Alatriste. The other two Athos and Aramis, two of the 3 Musketeers.

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  59. Connery, Moore and Craig. For irony's sake since clearly these bantams don't even add up to 007 together!

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    1. Omg we have another prof in the building x

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