It's a long time since I was an adolescent .
But I still recognise teenage behaviour when I see it!
The three abandoned juvenile bantam cockerels have now set up a bachelor pad in hut 4 in the Ukrainian Village.
They spend most of their time mooching around on the street corners eyeing up the bigger girls with the false look and swagger of boys that had never touched a female breast .
From time to time one of the hens will tire of their chirpy energy and will strut over to where the boys are chattering, sending the teens into a panicky mass of insecure hormones.
Chaos will then ensue, with awkward feathered feet galloping through the grass that needs a strim.
I need names for them....any ideas?
But I still recognise teenage behaviour when I see it!
The three abandoned juvenile bantam cockerels have now set up a bachelor pad in hut 4 in the Ukrainian Village.
They spend most of their time mooching around on the street corners eyeing up the bigger girls with the false look and swagger of boys that had never touched a female breast .
From time to time one of the hens will tire of their chirpy energy and will strut over to where the boys are chattering, sending the teens into a panicky mass of insecure hormones.
Chaos will then ensue, with awkward feathered feet galloping through the grass that needs a strim.
I need names for them....any ideas?
The boys don't know what to do with a real woman!
Miss Norm for one please. Maybe I could sponsor her you could send me updates, photographs, progress reports, !!! You could do that with all the animals and once a year we could all make the pilgrimage to come and see them !! x Have a good day
ReplyDeleteThey are all male ! Lol
DeleteHuey, Duey, Louey and what was the forth's name?
ReplyDeleteHow about any of the marx brothers names: Groucho, Zeppo, Harpo or Chico? I think I like Zeppo, Harpo and Chico best of all! I love how you are talking about the chickens again!
ReplyDeleteI second this emotion!
DeleteHow about...
ReplyDeleteAramis Porthos, Athos and D'Artagnan
or
Danny, Kenickie, Sonny and Doody (T-Birds from "Grease")
Silly me... there's just three of them.
DeleteWayne, Gavin, and Troy.
ReplyDeleteJust pick three of 'The Inbetweeners'. Sorted.
ReplyDeleteThe Three Stooges - Moe, Curly and Larry.
ReplyDeleteI second this! lol
Deletehahahahaha, me too !
DeleteLove these names for those gorgeous boys. Would suit them very well. x
DeleteCharles, Andrew & Edward! X
ReplyDeleteYes two of them are pretty useless
DeleteYeah, but which two? X
DeleteClint, Bronson and Pacino. That should boost their confidence.
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PS Yes, I know you have written me out of your will and Albert will now never be mine - but couldn't resist piping up on this one.
I forgive you !
DeleteWhat about “Cordon Bleu”, “And Dumplings”, and “Noodle Soup” All very catchy if you ask me.
ReplyDeleteThey wouldnt make a mouthful
DeleteDickie, Willy and Lance?
ReplyDeletePrick
Deleteup your ears
DeleteUp yours.
DeleteI'd name one Trump.
ReplyDeleteNEVER, !!!!!
DeleteThe name Trump needs to be reserved for a Vietnamese pot-bellied pig. Mind you, like a lot of rich boys... Trump cunningly avoided service in Vietnam.
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DeleteBrando, Dean and Orton.
ReplyDeleteScott, Jack and Gavin (how did Cro know?)... three 'men' that definitely didn't know what to do with a real woman!... there are more where they came from :-) xx
ReplyDeleteHow about Wayne, Shayne and Dwayne. Or Dion, Leon and Zion. Or Thrust, Plunge and Finish. I could go on but in the name of shame I shall stop. Love Andie xxx
ReplyDeleteYes, I go with Harry Larry and Mo ... it'll remind me of my geese who we called these names, and two of them turned out to be girls. To confuse matters even more Harry, the only boy, fell more in love with me than his two wives :-)
ReplyDeleteJames, Sal and Marlon. Not all of the three knew what to do with a woman.
ReplyDeleteChicken. And. Dumplings.
ReplyDeleteYou have to name one of them Justin Bieber!
ReplyDeleteI've come late to the party, again. I see Moe, Larry and Curly have been taken, as have Groucho, Chico and Harpo. How about Kirk, Spock and McCoy? Alright then, how about Clotho, Lechesis and Atropos, the 3 fates? How about Lucky, Clucky and Crispy? Alright, this the last one - Thing 1, Thing 2 & Thing 3.
ReplyDeleteI immediately thought of the Marx Bros or the Three Stooges, but will now offer the names of the Three Musketeers...except I can only remember one of their names. Athos?
ReplyDeleteButch(er), Baker, Candle(stick maker)
ReplyDelete(Naves, all three)
Hmmn, to be topical you could choose from -
ReplyDeleteMr Humphreys, Mr Lucas, Captain Peacock, Mr Rumbold or Young Mr Grace.
My vote would be for Jedward and Justin :-)
ReplyDeleteBisto, Knorr and Oxo !! XXXX
ReplyDeleteBieber, Jonas, and Bruno
ReplyDeleteAnton, Boris, Ivan - Typical Ukranian names.
ReplyDeleteI like this suggestion!
DeleteBrilliant!
DeleteAnton, Boris, Ivan - Typical Ukranian names.
ReplyDeleteHarpo , Chico and Groucho were my first thought too :)
ReplyDeleteBarry, Robin and Maurice?
ReplyDelete- or for us oldies who can go right back to the 1950s, Michael, Tony and Denis.
I like this idea -- the Chickens Gibb!
DeletePaxo, sage and onion.
ReplyDeleteCock Robin, Cock Foster and Cock Horse
What about the boys from 1D (one direction, for the over 20's) 🐓&🐂
ReplyDeleteWhat about the boys from 1D (one direction, for the over 20's) 🐓&🐂
ReplyDeleteNo 20 somethings read this shit
DeleteCall them the Wit boys - Dim Wit, Nit Wit, and Half Wit!
ReplyDeleteHuey, Dewey, and Louie
ReplyDeleteLOL, I really like that one !
DeleteThe three amigos
ReplyDeleteFred, Ron and Cliff.
ReplyDeletePoor Cliff never touched a female breast ever fact.
Daryl, Glen and Rick of course!
ReplyDeleteFred, Ron and Cliff.
ReplyDeletePoor Cliff never touched a female breast ever fact.
Greta! Lol
DeleteFred, Ron and Cliff.
ReplyDeletePoor Cliff never touched a female breast ever, fact.
Fred, Ron and Cliff.
ReplyDeletePoor Cliff never touched a female breast ever, fact.
Randy, Randier, and Randiest
ReplyDeleteRandy, Randier, and Randiest
ReplyDeleteAll I know is that your writing is hilarious! I'm sure you'll come up with just the right names.
ReplyDeleteMy vote is for Bibbity, Bobbity and Boo.
ReplyDeleteTom, Dick and Harry?
ReplyDeleteIvan, Vlad and Genghis. Should put some lead in their pencils so to speak.
ReplyDeleteIvan, Vlad and Genghis. Should put some lead in their pencils so to speak.
ReplyDeleteI think my father in law has it!
ReplyDeleteChico, Harpo, Groucho then you can add Gummo & Zeppo at a later date xx
ReplyDeleteI'm with your father in law too. Though I also favor Egor, Ivan and Vlad. They need nice Ukrainian names.
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ReplyDeleteByers,Frohike,Langley.(Lone Gunmen...X Files) None of them have ever touched a woman either!
ReplyDeleteByers,Frohike,Langley.(Lone Gunmen...X Files) None of them have ever touched a woman either!
ReplyDeleteJohn, Paul and George ?
ReplyDeleteI suppose there is a bit of a Ringo about it.
DeleteMine, yours, and ours? No that this ever would come to pass judging by your comment. But it is a fact that chickens are not into monogamy.
ReplyDeleteI have three old boys named Orange, Teriyaki, and Fried.
ReplyDeleteAlatriste for the one who turns out to be the best fighter and the most battle scarred. That is from the book I just read, Captain Alatriste. The other two Athos and Aramis, two of the 3 Musketeers.
ReplyDeleteConnery, Moore and Craig. For irony's sake since clearly these bantams don't even add up to 007 together!
ReplyDeleteCock & Bull
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And ollocks
ReplyDeleteOmg we have another prof in the building x
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