Only fans of Little Britain will understand this one.
Winnie was beside herself last night. For by a quirk of fate she found herself in the arms of our friend Nigel, who let the old bulldog heave her multiple saggy titties onto his lap, where she slept as pleased and as contented as Scarlett did in Rhett's manly arms.
After an hour, however , the circulation was effectively cut off in his legs and he had to extricate himself as she waved her fat paws in some resigned and futile pleading.
" Fucking hell, it's like being sexually molested by Bubbles Devere" he observed
Oh poor Winnie....she just wants to be wanted!
ReplyDeleteMy thoughts exactly! Hugs & kisses to Winnie!
DeleteLittle Britain was a show that did not go for too long, and so is remembered well, by me at least. I hope you are not the only gays in the Welsh village, the village with a slightly more pronounceable name than where Daffyd lived.
ReplyDeleteLOL!
ReplyDeleteOh do hurry up darling, I have an algae wrap at 3.
ReplyDeleteI thought of Bitty when I first saw the heading, but then I would wouldn't I?
I hate bitty
DeleteNever saw much of "Little Britain" but, thanks to your final photo, I didn't need to!
ReplyDeleteBubbles devere has to be seen to be believed x
DeleteI've never seen that image before - Matt Lucas is great.
ReplyDeleteShe looked so comfortable.
ReplyDeletejohn, you published an unflattering photo of meself upon awakening! :)
ReplyDeletethanks for the publicity! :)
and there was me thinking it was a picture of me :-)
Deletehigh 5, girl! :)
DeleteNope, it's a photo of me....... unless we're lost sisters?
Deletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zplgmh8ga78
DeleteSisters!
DeleteBe proud of who you are, until we start decomposing there are no unflattering photos
DeleteHear hear!
DeleteWinnie in bliss land indeed . . .
ReplyDeleteThere's a lotta dog in that lap!!
ReplyDeleteI would much rather look at Winnie all day .
ReplyDeleteI love the way Winnie's "arm" is out there, holding yours in place :)
DeleteNigel is kind .... he obviously loves animals as much as you John.
ReplyDeleteI loved Bubbles darling, and Mr Dudley and Ting Tong XXXX
Nigel is naturally very good with dogs
DeleteOh thanks for the memories! We LOVED that show!!
ReplyDeleteThat's funny.
ReplyDeleteHe he x
ReplyDeleteLove the expression on Winnie's face, it says it all, and she's much classier that Bubbles!
ReplyDeleteWinnie in seventh heaven by the looks of things, bless her.
ReplyDeleteI think nigel quite enjoyed the experience
DeleteBubbles the bulldog sounds good!
ReplyDeleteBubbles devere is a cracking name for a bulldog
DeleteWinnie is a happy sassy lassy.
ReplyDeleteBubbles! A general favorite. Mr. Muscato can still easily be brought to gales of laughter at a line like "Ferrero Rocher! You're doing well for yourself, Mr. Ronnie Corbetttttt!"
ReplyDeleteI remember that line, delivered with a seriousness that made me squeal
DeleteChampagne for eeeee-verybody!
DeleteI'm so glad to have fallen into your blog as you fell into mine, and as long as The Walking Dead comes back with Daryl, there's nothing else that matters too much.
ReplyDeleteYou've obviously been ignoring Winnie, John, and she's had enough of it!! I'm glad she and your friend had a good cuddle. No one can tell me that dogs (or cats, etc etc) are dumb animals. They know just who to go to for whatever they want.
ReplyDeleteOh goodness me, I'd love to have that adorable lapful, loss of circulation and all!
ReplyDeleteMore champagne! Xx
ReplyDeleteI loved 'Bubbles', she should have had a dedicated show.
ReplyDeleteThe problem with Nige's comparison is that Winnie is much more attractive than Bubbles Devere.
ReplyDeleteAin't that the truest thing said this year!!!
DeleteJo in Auckland, NZ
Ha!! I love Bubbles -- but maybe not as much as Daveth "the only gay in the village," and Vicki Pollard, and "computer says no."
ReplyDeleteLoved that show .... brilliant make up for small sketches!! Anything with David Walliams has me in stitches.
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