Bulldogs don't cope with warm weather. They should never be walked in full sun as they can overheat and indeed die within minutes.
Summer temperatures over 20 degrees, mean that Winnie has confined to barracks for the entire week and to be fair to the old girl, she's bored titless.
Indeed " Tits" is the word du jour, for she only gets relief from the heat by flattening her nipples onto cool concrete
Ladies out there take note.....it seems to work very well for someone suffering a robust hot flush!
I am doing overtime tonight so off to bed now! Speak tomorrow x
uh...that would so NOT work for me! I could get arrested for indecent exposure of my huge milk wagons! I'll just stay inside in the air conditioning and doff my clothes, thank you!
ReplyDeleteOh, A.M, PLEASE! I was about to do my veg stir-fry! Now better wait now till my appetite returns.
DeleteBtw, I omitted a ;-)
Deletebwhahahahaha! sorry, luv! ;-)
DeleteYou two !
DeleteCrikey ... I hope my Mum doesn't read this ... She might just give it a try and believe me it wouldn't be a pretty sight!
ReplyDeleteI do like how you play to your primary market.
ReplyDeleteOpening a can of worms
DeleteJust sounds painful John!
ReplyDeletePugs are the same. When I had Algy Pug it used to upset me to see him so distressed.
ReplyDeleteMy little Sam was the same....when in the van he would ride on my leg with his nose facing the air conditioning vent....I can relate Winnie!
ReplyDeleteIt's the same for big Boxers... no sweat.
ReplyDeleteAre you bragging?
DeleteI'll "bare" that in mind; thanks for the helpful hint.
ReplyDeleteStay cool Winnie . . .
ReplyDeletePoor thing!
She has 8 of them, probably... besides there is no cool concrete in Florida!
ReplyDeleteI suppose that could work well for me, too (otherwise our nipples really ARE useless). Poor Winnie would never survive a summer (or even this week) here. No wonder I see so few bulldogs around.
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ReplyDeleteThat is true, there is no 'cool concrete' in Florida but the hall tiles can be icy cold on the hottest day .... I will remember this if a dreaded hot flash comes my way ..
ReplyDeleteIn another few years and my tits would have fallen so far that they might reach the concrete.
ReplyDeleteLOL !!
DeleteYou could brush the yard and cool yourslf off all at the same time
DeletePoor Winnie wouldn't make it long here. I wonder if one of those 'air conditioning' fabrics would help her. I have one that I put around my neck to keep me cool ...
ReplyDeletethat is teddy's constant position except she is in front of a fan too.
ReplyDeleteA hillbilly woman wanted to commit suicide, there was only her husbands rifle to use. She called the doctor and asked him where her heart was. He said right below your left breast. that afternoon her husband rushed her to the hospital with a gunshot injury to her left knee.
ReplyDeleteWag xx
DeleteAwww, poor Winnie! Though to be fair Olga likes to keep her breast(s) to the ground, too...
ReplyDeleteTo everyone who doesnt know olga is steves lovely bitch and NOT his mother
DeleteNow eyeing up my cold quarry tiled kitchen floor and thinking..mmm..maybe!
ReplyDeleteGo on! Get your babs out
DeleteYep ... Pugs are the same in hot weather, but Suky is so much better since losing the 3kgs she has now lost. But I still only walk her along the lane first thing in the morning or along the prom in Llandudno after tea time.
ReplyDeleteAfter a early evening walk around our paddock when the sun is still hot she comes in the kitchen to cool her nipples on the tiled floor .... I am never tempted to join her!! ;-)
Now that I live in Florida where summers are known to be warm and humid, I will keep this little "cooling" trick in mind.
ReplyDeleteYou never know when you might need just this thing ... a cool tile floor . My floors are ceramic so they are especially cool. to my feet.
y and a heat warning has been issued. I was out watering plants at 7a.m. before it gets too hot. I was already sweating then and hubby just left to play 18 holes of golf! He tolerates the heat much better than I do! I don't think the laying down on the concrete would work, it would be way too hot. I think I'll stay inside in the air conditioning.
ReplyDeleteDon't know what happened to the first part of my comment-it disappeared. It said something about it being 30degreesC today. Anyway, just too, too hot!
ReplyDeleteYour title sounds like an exhibit at the Tate Modern John.
ReplyDeleteLOL it does :)
DeleteToday it will only be rather cool 111 today.
ReplyDeleteWatson and thehamish always napped the sun from the skylight on the cool tile floor. Then when it a bit to warm would move to the shade.
When coming in from outside they always stretched out with bellies on the tile floor. The summer heat is always to hot for Little Black Dogs and their humans too !
cheers, parsnip and thehamish
Poor Winnie, she looks quite distressed. However knowing what the usual British summer weather is like, she shouldn't be too uncomfortable for long.
ReplyDeleteThats her usual happy face
DeleteI'll have to give that a try.
ReplyDeleteWe just had a tornado alert. I grabbed the cats and sat in the car, which is parked in the attached garage .. there is no basement.
ReplyDeleteI want to go back to ..... Buenos Aires ... do you have tornadoes ?
A bare arse on a stone doorstep works well too, or so I'm told ;)
ReplyDeleteThank you for the gift btw xxxx
DeletePoor the Winnie xx
ReplyDeleteThe winnie has just eaten the leftovers from a chicken dinner!
DeleteI'll give it a try and get back to you. :D
ReplyDeleteWinnie is lucky to have someone who knows the danger of high temperatures. Better to be bored titless than six feet under.
ReplyDeleteMy nipples are nearly on the concrete when I'm standing!
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