Sunday, 23 August 2015

OMG

What's the most exciting thing that has happened today?
Well I'll bloody well tell you
In the hysteria of chasing a sparrow around the bathroom
Albert has knocked two " full" toilet rolls down the bog
A toilet that I had just used
But HADN'T FLUSHED !
Omg The Horror!

I'm off to bed


42 comments:

  1. Rubber gloves time and perhaps some alternative accommodation for the spare bog rolls?

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  2. Haha! It's all good fun at your house ! Sleep well. Xx

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  3. I once had three cats spend a day chasing a starling around my entire house. When I came in from work the mess was indescribable. No TP in the toilet, though, so Albert wins.

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  4. I'm just waiting to see how many hundreds of adoring comments you get from this latest post about your dung. You lead a charmed blog-life.

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    1. Heron is clearly having a good day though.

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  5. I get the job of rodding the septic tank when somebody puts far too much toilet paper down it. The joys of country living. Toilet seats aren't very tail friendly for our canine pals. But at least they can always have a drink. You always make us smile john.

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  6. Our cat Brisbane once got a plastic grocery store bag caught around his front end while he was trying to crawl into it and he proceeded to run around the house like a wild animal, with us chasing him, plastic bag rattling behind him, crashing into furniture, knocking things over, and peeing because he was scared of the bag "chasing him".

    But at least I didn't have to fish around in an un-flushed toilet....LOL!

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    1. That really made me laugh!so funny

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    2. LOL ... I can just see it .. cats are so insane .

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  7. I think Tom Stephenson means 'bog-life' not blog life John.

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    1. I didn't, but that's much better. 'Going Gently' takes on a new meaning.

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  8. Years ago one of our cats got his tail tangled in one of those hanging fly paper rolls. I don't think he ever got over the trauma of having his tail accidentally waxed!

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  9. That's pretty gross, man! Glad it happened at your place and not mine.

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  10. Trying NOT to visualize it....now it's stuck in my head.....

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  11. well this is a really shitty story.

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    1. hahahahahahaha perfect !
      : )

      cheers, parsnip

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  12. My grand dog is staying with me for a few hours. I would not be surprised if something of this nature did not occur while she was here.

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  13. I think you should stay in bed until it's time for your holiday!

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  14. You do not need rubber gloves to push round the bend the shit that was once inside of you. All you have to do is give the hands and finger nails a good scrub afterwards.

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  15. LOL, Been there Done that ! Except it was toilet paper but toys . Used or unused, there is something really awful about sticking your hand down the toilet .. Just remember, scrub well then use something that is perfumed and scrub again. Leave the skin on though ..

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    1. Except it was not toilet paper.
      sigh .. when will I learn to proof read before hitting publish.

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  16. The Walking is coming so that will make every thing okay!

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  17. I have contacted "The Rhyl Journal". A reporter should be round in the morning. I guess this story will make headline news.

    Q. What do you call a Welshman who uses two toilet rolls to wipe his arse?
    A. The Trelawnyd Flower Show Secretary.

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  18. That's what they invented disposable rubber gloves for, John...

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  19. Your life will be quite an anti-climax when you meet up with the Prof in Sydney. The animals will probably be glad of a little less excitement too !!

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  20. Hi John,
    So sorry you are in disaster mode all on your lonesome! Most amusing for the readers though!

    When you are in Sydney, consider going to Thr Marriage of Figaro, if opera is at all your thing. We've come 'across the ditch' for a brief holiday and the opera has been the highlight of our time. The opera house itself is worth the admission price, but the performance we saw was truly magnificent. There were spare seats the performance we attended, so, as long as it's still on, you may be lucky.

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    1. There is no opera on when we go,, but i think we have tickets for the opera house production of anything goes... Not exactly Bizet eh? X

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  21. Just another normal day then ;-)

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  22. all the good stuff happens to you

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    1. LOL, yeah, he has all the fun !

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  23. Good to see nothing has changed around your house! Still happy chaos!!!

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  24. So you have to borrow Winnie's fanny cloth till you get to the shops for ,ore loo paper?

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  25. I've got nothing that tops that... I miss my husband too.

    Any sign of Bingley?

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  26. Oh dear. May I just say that this is what elbow-length rubber gloves were invented for ...

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  27. It all started with one little bird

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  28. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

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  29. Bad picture.......bad picture!

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  30. Another day in PARADISE!!!

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