It's a grey miserable , depressing morning.
I'm tired
I am in need a bit of a laugh because
I've just dropped the remains of a cauliflower cheese I was going to have for my breakfast on the kitchen floor.
So enjoy the photo
( I ate the cauliflower btw)
Good to see your dietary habits have improved young man.
ReplyDeleteWell, it WAS my supper rather than my breakfast!
DeleteGood to see your dietary habits have improved young man.
ReplyDeleteGiven what is often on your kitchen floor I'm not sure that was a good idea. Loving the photograph. X
ReplyDeleteThe more I look at it, the more I enjoy it
DeleteThat is the very definition of cheesy - the grin that is. Hope your day improves.
ReplyDeleteIt did..ll
Delete..i cooked a pork roast and for a change served it on plates rather than the floor!
Cauliflower Cheese for breakfast????????
ReplyDeleteLeftivers
DeleteNevertheless...
DeleteOMG. I love that photo. Photos like that are why the Internet was invented.
ReplyDeleteI would have eaten it too!
It was coldm just leftovers, but it was bloody lovely
Deleteew ew ew! the leftover AND the floor!
ReplyDeleteI was about to get my coffee...(it's 545a here and I just woke up and it's miserable monday and and and...)
......i made your day
Deleteyes, john, that you did. you always make me smile.
Deletelove ya! :)
A few dog hairs add protein John. lol
ReplyDeleteAnd texture
Deleteyou make me laugh. Waste not want not I suppose.
ReplyDeleteTen second rule: if it's not in contact with the floor for more than ten seconds, it didn't happen at all.
ReplyDelete24 seconds max
DeleteI'm surprised you are still alive, going on what else is dropped on your kitchen floor.
ReplyDeleteCone the nucleur holocaust only me and the cockroaches will survive
DeleteI've eaten a Smartie that must have fallen between the arm of the sofa years before, and also odd candies that I find when cleaning my car.
ReplyDeleteLol...i thought you wrote " candles"
DeleteYoikes
Of course you ate the cauliflower!
ReplyDeleteWhat doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Or if you don't like that one, you have to eat a peck of dirt before you die. Can you tell my Mum emigrated from England?
ReplyDeleteWho needs antibiotics
DeleteJust drink my blood
As breakfast food, I doubt I would bother rescuing cauliflower cheese from the floor, even if it passed the three second test, and call in the dogs.
ReplyDeleteAnything that falls on our kitchen floor disappears in a second. The dogs rush in and devour the lot, even if it's scalding hot just out of the oven.
DeleteI needed that grinning moose to start my morning.
ReplyDeleteHe's adorable isnt he?
DeleteThe day will improve.
ReplyDeleteToo funny!
ReplyDeleteIs it just me, or do they have the exact same smile??
ReplyDeleteI thought that , they look like twins.......love the size if that moose' nose
DeleteLove the photo. The current Mars Bar tv ad is guaranteed to make me giggle - dog playing the Pan Pipes?
ReplyDeleteOh , for some reason i hate that advert
DeleteI admit to having eaten a polo mint that I found under the car carpet. But I wouldn't tell just anyone!
ReplyDeleteEven you cro? Wow
DeleteOh hell. We ALL eat food that's dropped on the floor. It's good for our gut bacteria.
ReplyDeleteNo problem there that I see.
What is it about that 8 second rule? Or is it the 3 second rule? Whatever, you are still alive!!
ReplyDeleteTo Non-British visitors, a word of explanation:-
ReplyDeleteCauliflower cheese from floor = Full Welsh Breakfast
Fried eggs, bacon, sausage, mushrooms, tomatoes, black pudding, baked beans and fried bread = Full English Breakfast
Me too
DeleteLove the photo ...... I hope your day's gotten a bit better since you posted this :-)
ReplyDeleteIt did sue.......just did jobs, cooked tea and fell asleep covered in welsh terriers
DeleteYou'll feel better after a good sleep. :-)
ReplyDeleteJohn Gray you are a hopeless mess. I still love you. Guess I am too because I kiss my dogs on the mouth and share bites of food with them.
ReplyDeleteI know..im hopeless..........
DeleteAs one who eats nothing for breakfast The very thought of a cauliflower cheese either on a plate or off the floor at that time of day makes me feel sick.
ReplyDeleteYou must have acid reflux! Especially after red wine the night before.....when do you first eat during the day?
DeleteStop being rude about my reflux. I don't eat in the mornings. I am always in recovery until midday and can only just lift a pen. Anything else would be impossible.
DeleteYou are a mad fucker x
Deleteach! You just had to mention cauliflower cheese! Now I want some....
ReplyDeleteIf I can I always eat leftovers for breakfast.
ReplyDeleteWhen the children were smaller they were eating raisins and nuts along with yogurt for a snack one day. I sat down to some coffee and eat my yogurt. I didn't want to eat it plain and to tired to get up again.
I looked at the floor where one child just dropped his little box of raisins on the floor.... I just leaned down and scooped some off the floor. Coffee yogurt, almonds and raisins so good !
cheers, parsnip
Dont eat raisins when sheep are around.....if you see what i mean?
Deleteyes I thought about that but we had no sheep or bunnies at that time.
DeleteHere is a funny for you then to get you back on track. lol
ReplyDeletehttps://www.facebook.com/colinwayneofficial/videos/485266174906691/?pnref=story
Set up but very funny
DeleteMy dog would have got to the dropped cauli before I could have done!!
ReplyDeleteOurs went for the cheese!
DeleteSweetest photo , love the moose .
ReplyDeleteI'm all for leftovers of the floor. Waste not want not.
ReplyDeletehttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marnie_(dog)#/media/File:Marnie_the_Dog_celebrating_St._Patrick%27s_Day.jpg
She's adorable
DeleteA man after my own heart. You can't let a tasty cauliflower cheese go to waste just because it fell on the floor. And all those extra germs will build up your immune system.
ReplyDeleteI'd have eaten it, too, John.
ReplyDelete