A plausible reason to shampoo your beard. The other night one of my cats sneezed in my face when I was sleeping. I still haven't fully recovered........
That happens to Lovely Hubby all the time!! As soon as he lies down for a nap the dogs, and sometimes Ginger the cat too, make sure he is clean enough to cuddle into by grooming his inert form and then they settle down for a group snooze. :-)
You paint a wonderful (!) picture of yourself, John; it's a good job you don't ever have to describe yourself on a dating forum. Yuk! Did you have a good scrub at the sink before you cooked dinner?
Pork makes everything better. Except dog breath.
ReplyDeletebwhahahahahaha! cat tuna breath ain't much better.
ReplyDeleteI always have to turn away when there's a yawning pussy near my face. Oh, the stench that comes from it you just would not believe!
DeleteMy advice is stay away from yawning pussies, or if you must, choose your pussy carefully.
DeleteI don't choose the pussies, Rachel, they choose ME. Avoiding them is not an option.
Deletethey probably didn't think too much of your breath either...LOL
ReplyDeleteOoouch
DeleteOMG ! who is this person with such great animal friends.
ReplyDeleteI love this one.
cheers, parsnip
Your beard sounds bad too, sorry. Not a fan of cauliflower. :)
ReplyDeleteWell Hey Ho...... John what a lucky dog.
ReplyDeleteYou are dead!
DeleteWrite a book, John! Your life is very marketable.
ReplyDeleteIf you kept cats you could spray yourself with them every morning after a shower.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Gail's comment!
ReplyDeletePerhaps you can wipe your face after you eat.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
A plausible reason to shampoo your beard. The other night one of my cats sneezed in my face when I was sleeping. I still haven't fully recovered........
ReplyDeleteThat happens to Lovely Hubby all the time!! As soon as he lies down for a nap the dogs, and sometimes Ginger the cat too, make sure he is clean enough to cuddle into by grooming his inert form and then they settle down for a group snooze. :-)
ReplyDeleteThe dog has good taste!
ReplyDeleteYou paint a wonderful (!) picture of yourself, John; it's a good job you don't ever have to describe yourself on a dating forum. Yuk!
ReplyDeleteDid you have a good scrub at the sink before you cooked dinner?
My Dachshund used to get into the litter box....I took him into the bathroom and scrubbed his mouth out with toothpaste! Ugh....
ReplyDeleteNever nice to wake up to dog breath :(
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