Waiting....

I've  been waiting all day for a delivery

And its mid afternoon and still nothing has arrived

I've cleaned the fluff from under the bed, 

and there's enough of it to fill a small scatter cushion.

I've bleached the bathroom 

until my head swam with fumes

And 

I've unsucessfully tried to brush George's teeth because his 

halitosis is getting on my tits.

I hate waiting in for the delivery man
They are like a watched kettle

As Ive waited ,,and waited and waited
this wedding telegram from Rachel
Did make me smile