"I'll admit I may have seen better days,
but I'm still not to be had for the price of a cocktail,
like a salted
You must have had another bad day.
Just a long one Thomas...just a long one
I don't get it... I'm dense tonight (maybe always?)... I've even visualized sitting on a damned flashlight and thinking about the results.... but, with my fat ass, it just doesn't come through. (the light? the joke?,,, heck both).... Anyway... internet sucks up here in northern Maine, but I'm reading you blog... just can't comment very often.
Oh lordI won't explain how a flashlight could possibly illuminate your toilet partsIt's too late in the day x
Perhaps the expression 'now don't go showing yourself/me up is a particularly British one. I seem to remember hearing it quite a lot from my anxious mother. Usually in snooty social situations. Time for some sleep methinks Johnx
Looks like Alma had a bit of excitement!
Had she been a more modern girl, she would have used a copy machine.
I think I get it.Love,Janie
Nearly choked on my popcorn.
Are, but did she do it by accident John?
I'm utterly shocked! - though I do wonder if the torch batteries were Duracell, Eveready or Energizer.
You are incorrigible!! I hope that is spelt right anyway spell check did not change it, just got home from a long day supervising uni exams.
Odd Essay, I didn't get either until until I had read the comments!!?
Made ME laugh! Go on then, remind me who the actress is I can't bring her name to mind.
Bad joke .... it must have been a bad day (or night).Let's hope you're back on form tomorrow ;-)
Did she hide her light under a bushel?!!!
some one-liners:"wait, is that a light at the end of the tunnel?""you light up my life!""won't you shine out the light of philadelphia freedom!"
John Gray....you "Light Up My Life"!!!
That's as bad as - A farmer who won a Nobel Prize for being out-standing in his field.
Looks like she's enjoying it though, silver linings LOL
I love comments and will now try very hard to reply to all of themPlease dont be abusive x