Bastard Softens

How does that old " nobody & Somebody" Frank Sinatra go again?
I can't really remember it 
It's a bit before my time
I've just had to YouTube it
Anyhow it reminds me of something I have just seen this afternoon
The aggressive SONOFABITCH " The Bastard" has finally been adopted by four old girls from the pensioner hen house on the far western periphery of the Ukrainian village and has 
Settled down  as nicely as Liberace would have done in a cherub making  factory.
As meek as a lamb, the little cockerel now totters sweetly after his bitches
All Happy, quiet and self confident 
Content in the fact he's finally found a home

Sinatra was right
" you're nobody unless somebody loves you"
Bastard follows his bitches
What with born again Christians, a knackering work shift, bulldogs with the shits
and the like
It's nice to have a happy story this weekend

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  1. There is nothing like a good woman to quieten a man down.

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    1. I was thinking the same thing. He just needed some Lady friends to give him a sheltering wing

      cheers, parsnip

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    2. I think a regular shag has helped

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  2. Too true. 'The Life of Brian' is playing over on Chris's site... "How shall we fuck off, Master?"

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    1. Who put the 't' in 'Chris', I wonder?

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    2. The whole thing has depressed me greatly
      Which is a shame

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    3. I've un-followed; can't be doing with it.

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    4. The worst thing is that he is self-fulfilling a prophesy about people shunning him and leaving him.

      These silly people really know how to burn bridges.

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  3. The 'Girls' probably had a meeting and decided that they needed to take "The Bastard" under their collective 'wing'. I can hear the discussion now. The 'hard' one saying 'just leave him, he needs to learn how to behave in this community'. Then the other three, more motherly types, agreeing that 'He needs a mothers guiding hand'

    While "The Bastard" is thinking 'Umm... four oldies, I think I may be on for a shag here.

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    1. And he's had a few !
      Bless him
      A kid in a sweet shop comes to mind

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  4. Anonymous2:59 pm

    How nice to end the weekend on an "up" note. From a relatively new reader in Philadelphia - Carol

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    1. Welcome aboard carol

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    2. yo, who is this philly interloper? hey homegirl! :)

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  5. Peace and contentment again in the "village". All's well that ends well. Think happy thoughts and don't let depression take a hand...so many love you!

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  6. Anonymous3:06 pm

    I don't know, John. Being loved is tough titty. Apart from not getting any peace and quiet people who love you are expecting something in return. Because THEY love you.

    If ever you are obliged it's when someone loves you. Reciprocity doesn't enter the equation. Never mind. Put it all in the pink wash. Do complain later when it's all turned blue.

    Should you and Chris still be looking for a wedding speech writer I have about five hundred comforting words to spare.

    U

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  7. Hurrah for the the Bastard!
    And regarding born-agains - I have three siblings like that; and one I have 'unfollowed' in real life.

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  8. Anonymous3:14 pm

    That's so sweet.....he feels accepted. All that bravado was just an act.
    Carry on carrying on John....you're all right.

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  9. Could they be known, collectively, as ' The Kardashi-hen's ' !!!! XXXX

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  10. All's well that ends well. For now :)

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  11. Nice indeed. Glad you could have a smile about something, John. ♥

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  12. I'm glad the weekend is ending on a happy note for you. The B's plumage is quite stunning.

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  13. What a happy ending. Cheer up, it could be worse...all the dogs could be pooping.

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  14. All he needed as some 'old girl loving' and now he's a pussy cat, well he's still a cockerel ....... but you know what I mean ;-)

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