Mother-in-law ( to be) arrives tomorrow. I am working night shift tonight, so as regular readers will remember only too well, today is " dog snot removal day"
The cottage windows have been left wide, glass has been polished, I have retrieved my bottle of " fabreeze" from the church cupboard where I had left it and have squirted every inch of the cottage where dog arse touches fabric
Garden has been weeded, lawn has been cut
Front and back
Cupcakes have been made
Am I or am I not the gay version of friggin Jane Asher?