Necessity Is the Mother ........Beware.....underwear photos!


I never thought I would ever have to face " sanitary issues"
But with bloody foo foo imprints turning up on the soft furnishings with gay abandon
I had to do something " to stem the flow"

Let me introduce you to the latest in bulldog
" hygiene" wear
Surreal Trelawnyd life continues

77 comments:

  1. Anonymous3:23 pm

    Shows off her legs to good advantage. A trip to the vet in the offing for a little 'adjustent'?

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  2. It'll all be a distant memory in a week Delores

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  3. Wouldn't want to be the one to change that "nappy" if it became necessary... ;)

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  4. She has some nice gams.

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    1. She looks like Hellen winters from the Poseidon adventure

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    2. Shelley Winters...?

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    3. Shelley was a fabu actress.

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  5. Ok this is going to leave a disturbing mental image in my head...

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  6. She doesn't look very happy about her new garment!

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    1. She's used to them now, although has got them caught in a bush in the back garden once or twice

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  7. So yours fit her, do they?

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  8. Oh she is glaring at you in the first photo isn't she

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  9. Great... if it works!

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  10. If looks could kill……!

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  11. Maybe she wouldn't look so ashamed if she had a nice pair of ladies underwear.

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  12. That is too funny! She fills her panties out very well tho.

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  13. Hee hee, reminds my when we had our black Labrador girlie, she looked very fetching in OH's cast off nicks, fortunately they were black and blended in rather well.

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  14. I see Paris, I see France, I see Wini's underpants! (She needs some girlie ruffles.)

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  15. Winnie is really styling!!!! And you probably know that they make (washable) 'special little lady pants' for just this kind of occasion--They have them at the pet shops here, and I'd be happy to get them for you, HER if you'd like, just let me know.

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    1. Thanks Kim...I think well get through the storm ok.....
      X

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    2. I just remember those days when we used to foster the young gals--So if you change your mind, it's no problem at all to get a little package in the mail.

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  16. She looks about as pleased as our dog did when I made him wear boys pants

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  17. ok....I have now laughed the most and the loudest while reading any blog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Winnie in Y fronts!!!

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  18. miss Winnie does NOT look happy about those undies. perhaps a pretty flower pattern or something a bit more feminine with lace?

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    1. She seems settled in them right now.........but already they look a little grey

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  19. Guess they are not Chris's

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  20. This post could only come from you John, so funny.
    Briony
    x

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  21. i didn't know winnie was a cross dresser.

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  22. Tell Winnie I'm sorry, but I can't stop laughing at the picture of her butt. The look on her face in the first shot screams of anger and embarrASSment.

    Love,
    Janie

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  23. If looks could kill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  24. Just when I thought you had reached your nadir, here are new depths of unacceptable depravity. Why the hell does Chris put up with this? He has to love you - there is no other test you need put him to.

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    1. I thought you may comment..... The photos are too much like " readers wives" for you not to

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    2. True, but those sort of wives are usually kept in sheds outside, so they don't leave marks on the upholstery.

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  25. It's not often I sit at the laptop laughing so much that the tears are streaming!
    That face
    That look
    That derrière
    Gill

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  26. Some Disney Princess stickers would cheer her up. My gr-daughters have a hidden stash because Mommy is tired of scrubbing them off the wall.
    Shall I post them to you?

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  27. So, when you say in a week this will be but a memory, is that because she'll be done by then or because you're scheduling her for spaying? I hope she's not attracting all entire male dogs in greater Trelanwyd.

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  28. Well I"ve seen it all now. I hope she does"nt end up with a complex poor thing.

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  29. I hope your not going to have all the "un" neutered males fighting, barking and trying to break down your door.
    The look she is giving you....

    cheers, parsnip

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  30. bloody hell! I cant think of anything to say. that must be a first.

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  31. Oh my God, I saw someone on the beach today who looked just like her (from behind). She was topless too.

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  32. You could add a panty liner to cut down the washing. Just saying.

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  33. Oh, poor Winnie! Hasn't her Dad ever heard of pupons? At least they wouldn't show....and yes, I'm finally back onlne!

    Nancy in Savannah, formerly known as Nancy in Iowa

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  34. They make her look like a lady athlete from the old USSR....

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    1. Hahahaha.

      Jo in Auckland, NZ

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  36. Well I didn't expect to see that!

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  37. oh someone is not happy with having her photo taken with those pants on...that glare in her eyes says it all

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  38. You are definitely off the Christmas card list!

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  39. Poor Winnie....not her happy face!

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  40. The only person I ever knew with a female dog, actually put diapers on it.
    Of course it was a good bit smaller than Winifred. Necessity is the mother of invention. Makes sense to me!

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  41. Those are mighty fine ham hocks!

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  42. I think it's very efficient. Beats cleaning every square inch of the house.

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  43. I happened to catch a glimpse of my ass in the full-length mirror when I bent over to pick up my socks....it looked like the south-end of a north-bound donkey. Win's isn't saggin', baggin', or draggin' yet.

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  44. I guess a thong would be inappropriate. Grandma panties should do the trick.

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  45. I just sat here staring at the enlarged photos for awhile to make sure I was seeing what I thought I might be. Initially, I thought you had taken some Depends from the supply closet at work, When I enlarged the photo and saw they really were men's tighty whities, I wondered if you had at least asked Winnie if she might be a boxers sort of girl. Glad to hear the issue will be put to bed by next week.

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  46. Ohh dear, poor old Winifred doesn't look at all amused. In fact she looks positively Queen Victoria .... ish. Hilarious! the things we have to stoop to, to prevent animal skid marks! Hahaha love it.

    Jo in Auckland, NZ

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  47. Just the job. Now, I suggest a hysterectomy; I had one years ago ( had to ) I never looked back. I saved a fortune in sanitary wear too !

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  48. I've heard of Boxer shorts but never Bulldog panties.

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  49. Absolutely brilliant, poor Winifred ... that look is priceless, I guess she knew her photo would be put on the Blog for thousands to laugh at :-)

    I don't know what we'll do if this occasion arises in the next few months with our little rescue Jack Russell, we would have nothing small enough!!

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  50. LOL! Just what I needed, a good larf!
    Poor Winnie, glad I don't have that problem anymore!
    Give the poor girl a hug from me. x

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  51. Anonymous4:32 pm

    Nappies, John, Nappies (Tesco). Make her bottom even more shapely. Oh the indignities of life. Unless you are a baby. No wonder we don't remember much till age three.

    U

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  52. Oh poor lamb! Seems like she's realised the look does nothing for her bum!

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  53. Keep come back to this post for a laugh...Winnie I'm sorry...that face is too perfect in a house full of guys...

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  54. Big girls like pretty pants too! Those white y-fronts are effective but definitely lacking aesthetically. ;-)

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  55. Brings a whole new meaning to 'put your big girl pants on'!

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  56. Oh my...that is hilarious. She is really giving you the stink eye in that first photo. Ha ha ha..

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