I never thought I would ever have to face " sanitary issues"
But with bloody foo foo imprints turning up on the soft furnishings with gay abandon
I had to do something " to stem the flow"
Let me introduce you to the latest in bulldog
" hygiene" wear
Surreal Trelawnyd life continues
Shows off her legs to good advantage. A trip to the vet in the offing for a little 'adjustent'?
ReplyDeleteIt'll all be a distant memory in a week Delores
ReplyDeleteWouldn't want to be the one to change that "nappy" if it became necessary... ;)
ReplyDeleteWuss
DeleteShe has some nice gams.
ReplyDeleteShe looks like Hellen winters from the Poseidon adventure
DeleteShelley Winters...?
DeleteShelley was a fabu actress.
DeleteOk this is going to leave a disturbing mental image in my head...
ReplyDeletePants ARE pants
DeleteShe doesn't look very happy about her new garment!
ReplyDeleteShe's used to them now, although has got them caught in a bush in the back garden once or twice
DeleteSo yours fit her, do they?
ReplyDeleteLive a glove!
DeleteOh she is glaring at you in the first photo isn't she
ReplyDeleteIt's the look of lurve
DeleteGreat... if it works!
ReplyDeleteIf looks could kill……!
ReplyDeleteMaybe she wouldn't look so ashamed if she had a nice pair of ladies underwear.
ReplyDeleteThey are in the wash
DeleteThat is too funny! She fills her panties out very well tho.
ReplyDeleteHee hee, reminds my when we had our black Labrador girlie, she looked very fetching in OH's cast off nicks, fortunately they were black and blended in rather well.
ReplyDeleteI see Paris, I see France, I see Wini's underpants! (She needs some girlie ruffles.)
ReplyDeleteWinnie is really styling!!!! And you probably know that they make (washable) 'special little lady pants' for just this kind of occasion--They have them at the pet shops here, and I'd be happy to get them for you, HER if you'd like, just let me know.
ReplyDeleteThanks Kim...I think well get through the storm ok.....
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I just remember those days when we used to foster the young gals--So if you change your mind, it's no problem at all to get a little package in the mail.
DeleteShe looks about as pleased as our dog did when I made him wear boys pants
ReplyDeleteok....I have now laughed the most and the loudest while reading any blog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWinnie in Y fronts!!!
Giggling, here!
ReplyDeletemiss Winnie does NOT look happy about those undies. perhaps a pretty flower pattern or something a bit more feminine with lace?
ReplyDeleteShe seems settled in them right now.........but already they look a little grey
DeleteGuess they are not Chris's
ReplyDeleteGuess again
DeleteThis post could only come from you John, so funny.
ReplyDeleteBriony
x
i didn't know winnie was a cross dresser.
ReplyDeleteTell Winnie I'm sorry, but I can't stop laughing at the picture of her butt. The look on her face in the first shot screams of anger and embarrASSment.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
If looks could kill!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteJust when I thought you had reached your nadir, here are new depths of unacceptable depravity. Why the hell does Chris put up with this? He has to love you - there is no other test you need put him to.
ReplyDeleteI thought you may comment..... The photos are too much like " readers wives" for you not to
DeleteTrue, but those sort of wives are usually kept in sheds outside, so they don't leave marks on the upholstery.
DeleteIt's not often I sit at the laptop laughing so much that the tears are streaming!
ReplyDeleteThat face
That look
That derrière
Gill
Some Disney Princess stickers would cheer her up. My gr-daughters have a hidden stash because Mommy is tired of scrubbing them off the wall.
ReplyDeleteShall I post them to you?
So, when you say in a week this will be but a memory, is that because she'll be done by then or because you're scheduling her for spaying? I hope she's not attracting all entire male dogs in greater Trelanwyd.
ReplyDeleteWell I"ve seen it all now. I hope she does"nt end up with a complex poor thing.
ReplyDeleteI hope your not going to have all the "un" neutered males fighting, barking and trying to break down your door.
ReplyDeleteThe look she is giving you....
cheers, parsnip
bloody hell! I cant think of anything to say. that must be a first.
ReplyDeleteOh my God, I saw someone on the beach today who looked just like her (from behind). She was topless too.
ReplyDeleteDid she have 8 nipples?
DeleteYou could add a panty liner to cut down the washing. Just saying.
ReplyDeleteThere is one in situ x
DeleteOh, poor Winnie! Hasn't her Dad ever heard of pupons? At least they wouldn't show....and yes, I'm finally back onlne!
ReplyDeleteNancy in Savannah, formerly known as Nancy in Iowa
Yaaaaaasyyyyyx
DeleteThey make her look like a lady athlete from the old USSR....
ReplyDeleteOlga bullgoga
ReplyDeleteHahahaha.
DeleteJo in Auckland, NZ
Well I didn't expect to see that!
ReplyDeleteoh someone is not happy with having her photo taken with those pants on...that glare in her eyes says it all
ReplyDeleteYou are definitely off the Christmas card list!
ReplyDeletePoor Winnie....not her happy face!
ReplyDeleteThe only person I ever knew with a female dog, actually put diapers on it.
ReplyDeleteOf course it was a good bit smaller than Winifred. Necessity is the mother of invention. Makes sense to me!
Those are mighty fine ham hocks!
ReplyDeleteI think it's very efficient. Beats cleaning every square inch of the house.
ReplyDeleteI happened to catch a glimpse of my ass in the full-length mirror when I bent over to pick up my socks....it looked like the south-end of a north-bound donkey. Win's isn't saggin', baggin', or draggin' yet.
ReplyDeleteI guess a thong would be inappropriate. Grandma panties should do the trick.
ReplyDeleteI just sat here staring at the enlarged photos for awhile to make sure I was seeing what I thought I might be. Initially, I thought you had taken some Depends from the supply closet at work, When I enlarged the photo and saw they really were men's tighty whities, I wondered if you had at least asked Winnie if she might be a boxers sort of girl. Glad to hear the issue will be put to bed by next week.
ReplyDeleteOhh dear, poor old Winifred doesn't look at all amused. In fact she looks positively Queen Victoria .... ish. Hilarious! the things we have to stoop to, to prevent animal skid marks! Hahaha love it.
ReplyDeleteJo in Auckland, NZ
Just the job. Now, I suggest a hysterectomy; I had one years ago ( had to ) I never looked back. I saved a fortune in sanitary wear too !
ReplyDeleteI've heard of Boxer shorts but never Bulldog panties.
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely brilliant, poor Winifred ... that look is priceless, I guess she knew her photo would be put on the Blog for thousands to laugh at :-)
ReplyDeleteI don't know what we'll do if this occasion arises in the next few months with our little rescue Jack Russell, we would have nothing small enough!!
LOL! Just what I needed, a good larf!
ReplyDeletePoor Winnie, glad I don't have that problem anymore!
Give the poor girl a hug from me. x
Nappies, John, Nappies (Tesco). Make her bottom even more shapely. Oh the indignities of life. Unless you are a baby. No wonder we don't remember much till age three.
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Oh poor lamb! Seems like she's realised the look does nothing for her bum!
ReplyDeleteKeep come back to this post for a laugh...Winnie I'm sorry...that face is too perfect in a house full of guys...
ReplyDeleteBig girls like pretty pants too! Those white y-fronts are effective but definitely lacking aesthetically. ;-)
ReplyDeleteBrings a whole new meaning to 'put your big girl pants on'!
ReplyDeleteGreeting s Jane and buttercup
DeleteOh my...that is hilarious. She is really giving you the stink eye in that first photo. Ha ha ha..
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