The weather is as rough as a bear's arse
As you can see
I have more than enough to do indoors
Just about to be all pretentious with some mincemeat and filo pastry
And I have a 24 page questionnaire from the community council to complete
Question 18 made me smile
The "other" box is just not big enough
The bureaucrats are just not ready for you....
ReplyDeletePah! That's barely strong enough to blow your hat off. Hurricane force 12 here - the Beaufort scale only goes up to 12! The dogs are trying to pee through the letterbox......
ReplyDeletehahaha...you need a much bigger box!
ReplyDeleteThat made me smile.
ReplyDeleteCan't you just put 43 assorted?
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ReplyDeleteI hope you're going to list ALL the animals' names. They deserve nothing less.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah...!
DeleteCan't say as I'm all that familiar with a 'bears arse' but it certainly sounds like bad weather.
ReplyDeleteI guess when they made out those government forms they didn't take into consideration the John Greys of this world lol. You'll have to do a 'see attached' notation.
"just one big happy family"
ReplyDeleteFilling out that form should keep you busy for quite some time.
ReplyDeletedo you have to fill those things in? is it from defra or something? I hate form filling.
ReplyDeleteIt's a fact finding exercise from our own community council sol....some of the info may be useful
DeleteCan you just say 'Ark'? I remember once my sister completed a house contents insurance form to include all the musical instruments her kids played. She got a call later to ask "Are you an orchestra? We can do you a deal." No, just her and two kids!
ReplyDeleteHa Ha
DeleteGo on John, fill the 'other' box with every single animal you have, and their sexes, just to make a point.
ReplyDeleteOh yes...........use a magnifying glass over it while you write...you'll be amazed at how much you can fit in there. Can you imagine their faces when they see it?
DeleteBears' arses are smooth and furry.
ReplyDeleteSigned
several (large) bears.
xxxxx
Haha, love it Jane, sorry, I mean several Bears. xx
DeleteNow that just looks all wrong ... I didn't mean I particularly love bears arses ...... just that Jane would be the one to know what they look like ... oh I give up!!
DeleteI like the way the dogs are cowering in the car while you do the walking! Blowing quite well here in Herts too. Just heard on local radio it's 45mph winds at Luton airport….not really trying is it?
ReplyDeleteI adore that the dogs are in the car protected from the weather while the crazy human is out and about !
ReplyDeleteMy were out this morning and back in fast.
We are having some unseasonal weather in Tucson.
The Canadians... errrrrrr jet stream is attacking the US. When I look out the window I swear it is January and not December. It should be in the low 70's high 60's Today it will only be 55 till this storm passes.
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I adore the questionnaire. Can't wait to see their faces when they
read it.
cheers, parsnip
You'll have to continue outside the box, well it will make a change from simply thinking outside of it!!
ReplyDeleteDelores said what i was going to say. "See attached" with a list ought to do them some good. Are you going to list them as "Ukraian Village Occupants" and go by house numbers, or shall you break them down by group, i.e.,
ReplyDeleteCrackhouse Whores
Betty Boop, age ~2, hen (F)
Vinegar Tits, age~3m hen (F)
Whatever shall they think when they see that Rooster Cogburn is shacking up with Phyllis Diller? Do they need to know that Rooster is blind?
If you fill it in honestly they might not believe you and you could be labelled as a "smart...."!!
ReplyDeleteI thought you were going to sing for us! Wind farting doesn't count, sorry.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to the believe that the dogs think you are crazy for standing out there.
ReplyDeleteWoke up to -26c here and I can't say I'm enjoying it. On days like this there was no point in opening the door for the dogs to go out. I would get the "are you mad" look. Or "if you think its such a great idea, you go and squat in the snow."
ReplyDeleteHey, we just had that wind over here in Canada - didn't take it long to get to Wales :)
ReplyDeleteLet us know how the list for #18 went?
It is so cute that Meg is in the front seat and Winnie is peering around the head rest from the back. I can almost hear her say, "What IS he doing?" Meg would make a great Lady Bracknell in an all doggie Importance of Being Earnest.
ReplyDeleteWind? I live in Windy Wellington. It's invgorating, when its not blowing you off your feet ;-)
They all have their own specific seats . William ( back seat on the left) Winnie ( back seat on right) George ( anywhere back seat) meg ALWAYS front seat
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ReplyDeleteI just saw on the BBC news that Northern Wales was being severely treated by the current storm. I hope you and all those about whom you care are safe and will remain so.
ReplyDeleteBarbara, from mid Missouri
Part of Rhyl ( a town just a few miles away) was badly flooded but we are 600 feet up in hills so are pretty safe xxxx
DeleteYou'll just have to attach a few pages, John. Or maybe pictures!
ReplyDeleteHave a wonderful Friday. :-)
Just love to see the snippets of your life in film.
ReplyDeleteDid you have to run around counting "other" animals? Good grief!
ReplyDeleteOur dogs took one look out the door yesterday morning (gales, blizzards, freezing cold) and came darting back into their beds!
ReplyDeleteWe did go for a walk mid morning and they came home looking like dalmations in reverse - black dogs with white spots (hail and snow).