I wish I could be a better person when I am knackered.
But I can't .
Today a woman stopped to buy eggs
She wanted duck eggs there and then
So I had to schlep across the field to check the duck house to retrieve them
I only had five and so I only charged her £1
But she wasn't happy
Now, ducks are not the cleanest of birds
So I rinsed the eggs in the water butt before I handed them over..but even so
the woman sort of turned her nose up when I boxed them in front her of her
she pointed a perfectly manicured red finger nail at one of the hastily collected and rather grubby eggs and asked rather haughtily
" is that mud?"
I just couldn't be arsed with her
" No it's SHIT !" I said shortly