I worked half a shift at work this morning
On my home I over heard two medics talking in the lift
One said to another, a rather mysterious and somewhat worrying
" it hit the floor like an effing jellyfish from 2000 feet!"
I'd love to know what that was all about!
It reminded of the Hitchcock story
When, out of pure devilment , the old guy
Turned to a colleague in a crowded elevator and stage whispered a rather menacing
" I didn't realize that the old boy would bleed so much"
Placenta or brain springs to mind but then my brain is addled today with a throbbing headache and I've been stood over the chutney pan for far too long - so I could be wrong
ReplyDeleteHoping for everyone's sake it wasn't a used colostomy bag
ReplyDeleteOMG. the mind boggles.
ReplyDeleteSo many things would fit that description.
ReplyDeletewe need to know...
ReplyDeletehahahahahahahahaha love that. What a hoot to try that.
ReplyDeletecheers, parsnip
I'm very curious. I love weird, gross stuff.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
I just hope someone had a (gloved) catchers mitt on when whatever it was bounced! :-)
ReplyDeleteHope they weren't talking about a parachuter!
ReplyDeleteOh, that Alfred. What a pill he was.
ReplyDeleteIt reminds me of a time a number of years ago when I was on the subway with a friend. She was getting off before I was and as she left she said in a very loud voice "you really have to stop humoring the cockroaches", leaving me with a car full of people staring at me.
ReplyDeleteLol peter
DeleteMy best friend NUALA shouted at me during a screening of a league if their own
" get your hand off my tit"
Just for a laugh
Haha. That would have been a good conversation to have been in on.
ReplyDeleteGood old Alfred Hitchcock. His thrillers are so much better than many today.
Have a good Sunday, John. ♥
You should have asked!
ReplyDeleteI loved Hitchcock! He was a little twisted. I like to think I am, too.
You should have followed them for 10 minutes to hear the end of the story, ha ha ha. Or you should have said ' What? How did that happen?' and just joined in the conversation. The worse reply from them could only be to 'mind your own business' :)
ReplyDeleteGruesome, typical hospital stuff John.
ReplyDeletePerhaps the medics were talking about a heart transplant and the clumsy surgeon had dropped the replacement organ on the operating theatre floor. That or a passing seagull had defecated from a great height - close to their silver Porsches.
ReplyDeletewas that you in the shower norman. ha ha i can see your boobies! on your knees boy. LOL!!
ReplyDeleteHalf heard conversations are always excellent entertainment!
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