Pfffffftttttt

Bulldog farts in the peace of the evening
Can be  pretty shocking
They rattle the windows

Ok


It was me

35 comments:

  1. My dogs get in the bed and fart and then pull the covers over my head. It's awful.

    Love,
    Janie

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  2. And the aroma can wake the dead ( Zombie farts anyone) ... if they smells anything like my boxers dogs does !!

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  3. albert's thought balloon: "WTF was THAT? O P U!!!!!"

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  4. Anonymous9:53 pm

    Poor little Albert...his eyes are sooooo big.

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  5. oh that cute little girl can not possibly be farting. actually, teddy rarely farts.

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  6. Oh sure blame it on the poor wee doggie

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  7. It took 5 comments to get the correct one doc!

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  8. John,
    John stop farting and blaming it on the poor dog!!!!

    Soon the dogs will have to start putting clothes pins on their snots, lol

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  9. Actually bulldogs are the worst when it comes to passing gas!

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    1. Tell me about it
      She could have filled the Hindenburg this evening xx

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  10. Anonymous10:23 pm

    Ohhhh. How long have they been on the sidebar? Pfffft.

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  11. Anonymous11:08 pm

    Oh, I was going to

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  12. fennel seeds...

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  13. It is a well-known fact that even when you include baked beans, curry and brussel sprouts in the equation, the most effective fart generator is the humble scotch egg. Eating just two scotch eggs can generate enough methane to power a generator that will produce enough electricity to light a small supermarket for a week. The unpleasant odour you are currently producing can be massively reduced through the regular consumption of powdered chalk.

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  14. Poor Albert, I don't believe I have ever seen his eyes so wide!

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  15. Hello human. When you fart, do you ever get startled and run around the room?

    Pawsitive wishes,

    Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!

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  16. Bwahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Have a great weekend, John. :-)

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  17. Yesterday morning, when I took the dogs for their early walk, one of the horses let out the most god-almighty fart. I would NOT have shared this indelicate information with the world.... but you've just reminded me!

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  18. I wonder if animals, as is the case for humans (so I'm told), like the smell of their own but can't stand that from others.

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  19. One of our cats had a fart which could strip paint. Ok, small exaggeration but it DID make my eyes water. He wasn't bothered at all...

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  20. Dillon farted in his sleep the other day. The stench from it cleared the room. He remained asleep.

    Also while asleep, he gave a most eerie howl. Getting in touch with his inner Wolf.

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  21. It must have been a big'un to turn you that colour.

    LLX

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  22. Even the cat is like - seriously?

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  23. Poor Albert - he looks shocked!

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  24. Now that's my girl. Fart away girl, get those gases out your system :)
    Brilliant photo.

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  25. My old granny had 3 bulldogs in the house and they tooted with every step they took! Some dinners at hers were not to look forward to!

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  26. Poor thing I am talking about Albert

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  27. Always more fun to blame it on the resident animal -- and sometimes they do impress.

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  28. Bless your heart, John... I understand completely because Lily has actually ran me off the couch with her tooters. *GAG*

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  29. Better out than in!

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  30. John, you remind me of my ex! He blamed the dog so often with, "Fritz! What did you do?!" that the poor boy slunk into a corner anytime anyone farted!!!

    Nancy in Iowa

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  31. In our house it's the Pug, she can clear a room, and yet still she gazes at you with those innocent eyes and I accuse Lovely Hubby!!

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  32. Ok John, just catching up on some reading and had to comment on this one. You men! Always blaming the dog. One time my Shug and I were at a concert in the park. People bring dogs to these concerts. There was a cute little cocker spaniel type dog in front of us, and suddenly the smell was awful. I looked at my Shug with 'that look' and he looked at me and nodded at the dog. I believed him! Until we got home!!!

    Cindy Bee

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