It is a well-known fact that even when you include baked beans, curry and brussel sprouts in the equation, the most effective fart generator is the humble scotch egg. Eating just two scotch eggs can generate enough methane to power a generator that will produce enough electricity to light a small supermarket for a week. The unpleasant odour you are currently producing can be massively reduced through the regular consumption of powdered chalk.
Yesterday morning, when I took the dogs for their early walk, one of the horses let out the most god-almighty fart. I would NOT have shared this indelicate information with the world.... but you've just reminded me!
John, you remind me of my ex! He blamed the dog so often with, "Fritz! What did you do?!" that the poor boy slunk into a corner anytime anyone farted!!!
Ok John, just catching up on some reading and had to comment on this one. You men! Always blaming the dog. One time my Shug and I were at a concert in the park. People bring dogs to these concerts. There was a cute little cocker spaniel type dog in front of us, and suddenly the smell was awful. I looked at my Shug with 'that look' and he looked at me and nodded at the dog. I believed him! Until we got home!!!
My dogs get in the bed and fart and then pull the covers over my head. It's awful.
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Janie
And the aroma can wake the dead ( Zombie farts anyone) ... if they smells anything like my boxers dogs does !!
ReplyDeletealbert's thought balloon: "WTF was THAT? O P U!!!!!"
ReplyDeletePoor little Albert...his eyes are sooooo big.
ReplyDeleteoh that cute little girl can not possibly be farting. actually, teddy rarely farts.
ReplyDeleteOh sure blame it on the poor wee doggie
ReplyDeleteIt took 5 comments to get the correct one doc!
ReplyDeleteJohn,
ReplyDeleteJohn stop farting and blaming it on the poor dog!!!!
Soon the dogs will have to start putting clothes pins on their snots, lol
Actually bulldogs are the worst when it comes to passing gas!
ReplyDeleteTell me about it
DeleteShe could have filled the Hindenburg this evening xx
Ohhhh. How long have they been on the sidebar? Pfffft.
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ReplyDeleteIt is a well-known fact that even when you include baked beans, curry and brussel sprouts in the equation, the most effective fart generator is the humble scotch egg. Eating just two scotch eggs can generate enough methane to power a generator that will produce enough electricity to light a small supermarket for a week. The unpleasant odour you are currently producing can be massively reduced through the regular consumption of powdered chalk.
ReplyDeletePoor Albert, I don't believe I have ever seen his eyes so wide!
ReplyDeleteHello human. When you fart, do you ever get startled and run around the room?
ReplyDeletePawsitive wishes,
Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet superstar!
Bwahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHave a great weekend, John. :-)
Yesterday morning, when I took the dogs for their early walk, one of the horses let out the most god-almighty fart. I would NOT have shared this indelicate information with the world.... but you've just reminded me!
ReplyDeleteTMI, John, TMI... ;-)
ReplyDeleteI wonder if animals, as is the case for humans (so I'm told), like the smell of their own but can't stand that from others.
ReplyDeleteOne of our cats had a fart which could strip paint. Ok, small exaggeration but it DID make my eyes water. He wasn't bothered at all...
ReplyDeleteDillon farted in his sleep the other day. The stench from it cleared the room. He remained asleep.
ReplyDeleteAlso while asleep, he gave a most eerie howl. Getting in touch with his inner Wolf.
It must have been a big'un to turn you that colour.
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Even the cat is like - seriously?
ReplyDeletePoor Albert - he looks shocked!
ReplyDeleteNow that's my girl. Fart away girl, get those gases out your system :)
ReplyDeleteBrilliant photo.
My old granny had 3 bulldogs in the house and they tooted with every step they took! Some dinners at hers were not to look forward to!
ReplyDeleteThe smeller's the feller
ReplyDeletePoor thing I am talking about Albert
ReplyDeleteAlways more fun to blame it on the resident animal -- and sometimes they do impress.
ReplyDeleteBless your heart, John... I understand completely because Lily has actually ran me off the couch with her tooters. *GAG*
ReplyDeleteBetter out than in!
ReplyDeleteJohn, you remind me of my ex! He blamed the dog so often with, "Fritz! What did you do?!" that the poor boy slunk into a corner anytime anyone farted!!!
ReplyDeleteNancy in Iowa
In our house it's the Pug, she can clear a room, and yet still she gazes at you with those innocent eyes and I accuse Lovely Hubby!!
ReplyDeleteOk John, just catching up on some reading and had to comment on this one. You men! Always blaming the dog. One time my Shug and I were at a concert in the park. People bring dogs to these concerts. There was a cute little cocker spaniel type dog in front of us, and suddenly the smell was awful. I looked at my Shug with 'that look' and he looked at me and nodded at the dog. I believed him! Until we got home!!!
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