My Bosoms Are Ready

A pair of bosoms have kept me up all night

I bet you never thought you'd hear me ever say that did you.?

Yesterday I did too much work, clearing stones and preparing the allotments

Bosoms' first two plots are now ready for fencing ( which should arrive today)

And then planting.

However all the lugging and carrying yesterday has had it's effect on my sciatica 

Which has kept me awake for most of the night.

Buttock aches at 3am are not a laughing matter.

Anyhow, I think I need to remind people just why my allotment has been given the name of bosoms in the first place. 

I have to thank the RFWF for that one.

A year or so ago, I asked him to think of a nickname for the allotments.. Like Cro has for his vegetable plot ( he calls his Haddocks)

The RFWF looked at me as if I was a loon, but gave the job a little thought when I added that the nickname could be something he perhaps liked or indeed greatly admired

I rest my case 

Bosoms was thus named.

Anyhow I will have a day off from bosoms,geese and from country ways tomorrow as I am off to South Yorkshire for a long overdue catch up with some old friends.

I am having " tea" with my old spinal injury days matron " ohhhhh matron!" then will catch up with Zara wearing old queen John, comic fan Mike and old girlfriend Jane....

I've even ironed a clean top for the occasion