"I'll admit I may have seen better days,
but I'm still not to be had for the price of a cocktail,
like a salted
Now I AM intrigued!! What is Boris up to?! I'll have to check.....Sweater and shirt weather eh? I still have my longjohns on!!
It's Bingley jimbo...Boris died last year.....He's just full of hormones...the dogs had been winding him up...usually he's a sweetie
He was just helping you take your mind off your arse!
That he I'd shirley
That'll learn yer!
Sitting there with your back to him...What was it that you expected?
Sharon....I should have listened to you
Time to install the turkey cam
Never turn your back on a turkey, brother...
Please don't think of taking revenge on such a poor defenceless creature - albeit one who knows how to attack for no justifiable reason whatsoever..
He's in the oven as I write this
I hope he's not in the oven for taking out your hair and that you planned on cooking him beforehand.
If I thought you were serious, J.G., I'd come right over there and tug on your OTHER clump of hair! (Oooooooh!)
Breeding season in the farmyard can be difficult.
Oh yes..all those teenage hormones
Tis the season...
are you fattening him for christmas
No sol.....he's a pet........ There is something always comforting about having a turkey around
For some reason I am reminded of Grace Jones and Russell Harty.
Sneak turkey attack. All the kind things you do for your critters and they always manage to pay you back.
And he probably chuckled afterwards, like I am now!
I'm sure there was a creepy crawly that he was protecting you from !cheers, parsnip
Perhaps he was annoyed with your green on green ensemble.
A double oooooch willow
Brilliant shot John - I always said that animals and birds do not appreciate what we do for them - seems that this is proof.
He does look like he has the evil eye on pat does he not?
Well,you do look like Bernard Matthews from behind.Jane x
And from the front too!
your animals are turning against you! teddy bites my husband all the time!
Well at least it must have taken your mind off the sciatica for a minute or two.
is this a feathered friend/enemy conspiracy...OR...should we know better than to sit by the fence of any of your menagerie?!!!!
If it's not tiny cockerels taking a kick at you, it's the turkey trying to make you bald, John!
Don't forget to call in PJ Taste on West Street and try a "Sheffield Egg" - you'll love it. Remind him that a Turkey is for Christmas. xxxx
I have already written it down!
Sheesh! Beware the ducks.....they may be seeking revenge next!
You combined with poultry are making for even more entertaining posts. Now watch, the darn dogs will do something shooting the poultry escapades to hell.
One day will pass without me getting pecked, poked, bitten or knocked over
This reminds me of one of my co-workers...the first year in our careers (we hired in at the same time) she was called to a farm by a complaint of an aggressive wild turkey. She and the farmer were in the field talking and she had her back to the turkey who processed to climb up her back using his spurs and pecking and beating at her with his wings. She turned around, grabbed the turkey by the neck and wrung it for him right then and there in front of the jaw dropped farmer. She garnered a huge amount of respect and awe in the farming community with that move.....
Loved the story..she is my kinda woman
The animals have been reading "Animal Farm" and are starting to revolt.Hope your sciatic gets better quick.
All turkeys are equal but some turkeys are more equal than others
I'm curious. Who took the picture?
I did liz..I was listening to the radio on my iPad.
I think Bingley was just upset that you weren't listening to him.
Seems he was just trying to get your attention.Curiosity had me changing the language to Welsh. Sis you know there was no translation for "cow"?janet, revisinglife
You're having a rough time lately ... perhaps you should take up a safer hobby, like skydiving :)
He was probably just envious of your head plumage, since he has no head plumage himself.
You must just be tasty.
hes telling you to MAKE AN APPT WITH THE DOCTOR."there" he says, "im done with my momturkeyspeak..."
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