Ok, I think most of you will know me and my slightly dyspraxic ways by now
So the choice of a custard yellow pullover
Perhaps was not the wisest of choices given my propensity for dribbling
But as you can see, with the judicious positioning of a trendy scarf , I am in fact,
blemish free so to speak...
I have , however lost all street cred with my executive businessman neighbour, for he has just given my IPad a quick once over as I was looking at Tom Stephenson's photo of a rude vegetable.....
My one attempt at looking urbane and sophisticated foiled by a carrot's vagina