"I'll admit I may have seen better days,
but I'm still not to be had for the price of a cocktail,
"(Margo Channing)
F*ck You!
Not as funny as yesterday's blog featuring the wisecracking Jason but it sorts of underlines just how much old bods can be funny working tonight! hey ho
My 96 year old grandpa tried to smother his nursing home roommate with a pillow because the fellow snored too loud. Isn't it strange how we expect the elderly to be kind and compassionate and wiser than we are?
John, I'm so sorry that Mabel is sick, I hope she improves soon. I am also dealing with my sick dog, she has pancreatitis and won't eat, it is so difficult. Best wishes, Marie
I was waiting for the warm fuzzy moment where she was going to be a better person and let her room mate listen to her radio, but the surprise ending was sooooo much better than what I imagined. I simply adore this lady. :)
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ReplyDeleteIm pretty sure that will be me in 40 years or so...give or take a few...
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Fabulous! Thanks John.
ReplyDeleteEvery dog has its day! Hey ho!
ReplyDeleteI think that was my Great Aunt Nance.
ReplyDeleteJane x
Oh, Bless ...
ReplyDeleteI can't wait til I'm old enough to talk like that.
ReplyDeleteAnd so say all of us.
ReplyDeleteI think I'm in love; GOOD FOR EDNA!!!
ReplyDeleteBrilliant!
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ReplyDeletePriceless, gave me a good laugh.
ReplyDeleteBriony
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dear mrs. johnson - here's hoping you don't run out of batteries for your radio!! Thanks for the chuckle!
ReplyDeletethat is brilliant ......
ReplyDeleteI know a few people who would write such a letter ! Priceless & very funny !
ReplyDelete*snigger* That's fab. I've just discovered your blog from Frugal Queen's. Think I have a bit of back reading to do now. :-)
ReplyDeleteAwesome! Gotta love older folks. I work with seniors once in while at my job, and there is never a dull moment with them,that's for sure.
ReplyDeleteBrilliant! :D
ReplyDeleteLOL! Never know what the older folk will say! Sounds like something my mom would have done, she hated her "roomie".
ReplyDeletehttp://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/newradio.asp
ReplyDeleteThere is obviously life in the old girl yet!
ReplyDeleteROFL - love it!
ReplyDeleteWhere do I send the bill for the tea I just spit all over my monitor? LOL! That is hilarious!!!
ReplyDeleteQuite right too.
ReplyDeletePS " Daddy My Daddy " Makes me well up every time.
OH, my goodness.
ReplyDeleteFeisty, isn't she!
My 96 year old grandpa tried to smother his nursing home roommate with a pillow because the fellow snored too loud. Isn't it strange how we expect the elderly to be kind and compassionate and wiser than we are?
ReplyDeletePayback's a BITCH! (apparently even more-so when you're OLD!)
ReplyDeletePost title surely got the hit counter humming today...
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LOL LOL funny I love feisty old women I may be one. B
ReplyDeleteI loved this. :-)
ReplyDeleteBrilliant stuff!
ReplyDeletePaybacks are hell.
ReplyDeleteGood on her, yet I have a sneeky feeling, she'll succumb and share !
So funny :)
~Jo
John, I'm so sorry that Mabel is sick, I hope she improves soon.
ReplyDeleteI am also dealing with my sick dog, she has pancreatitis and won't eat, it is so difficult.
Best wishes,
Marie
I was waiting for the warm fuzzy moment where she was going to be a better person and let her room mate listen to her radio, but the surprise ending was sooooo much better than what I imagined. I simply adore this lady. :)
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