I have just re read my previous post
so I ask all readers to stand up! come on stand up!
and in a theatrically girly voice everyone throw their hands out wide and repeat after me loudly"
"out with Anger!"
Now s-l-o-w-l-y draw back your hands back to your bosoms
and say breathlessly
"In with love"
There!!! do you feel better now?
Thought not!
Oh don't you just love irony!
Out with anger, and in with sausages.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Tom -Where`s ours ? x
ReplyDeleteBacon for me please, extra crispy.
ReplyDeleteJanet you and ann are having a selection pack!
ReplyDeleteChocolate for me please, or Johnny Depp (ooh is that too rude??)
ReplyDeleteSame as Tom
ReplyDeleteAwwwww, group hug and a pork tenderloin for me please! :-)
ReplyDeleteBloody cynic!
ReplyDeleteAh hun, opinions are like a-holes - everyone has them. Glad you can rise above the trolls with a smile on your chops. (see what I did then?!) ;)
ReplyDeletethat was fun...I went by that so fast, was it Calvin and Hobbes? Now I'm laughing like one of those unstable people...Calvin and Hobbes were/are my favorite cartoon of all time (I cried when Bill Watterson stopped creating C and H),so here's a C and H quote for ya..."It's no use! Everybody gets good enemies except me." Now where's my frying bacon aroma (cholesterol probs, no actual bacon please)!
ReplyDeleteHaha!
ReplyDeleteI would probably feel better if I didn't have a sinus headache.
Home made chicken soup for me...
Ooo-er ! x
ReplyDeleteI think your last post was quite restrained.
ReplyDeleteBut I'm never one to pass up a group hug.
John, I felt bad for the mistreatment of you...but I tried you advice...in with love.
ReplyDeleteWonder if I will get comments from the anti-abortionists because I ate eggs for breakfasts? Now, that would be fun!!
Sh*t..
ReplyDeleteI just threw my arms out....and remembered I broke my right arm on Thursday...
Jane x
out with anger............in with gin!
ReplyDeleteAh, you mean as in 'Ab Fab'? ;)
ReplyDeleteI for one feel better. :-)
ReplyDeleteAre you sure its not pernicious Aeneimia (totally wrong spelling!)? Reading your posts is like living with Gaz the week before his Jab! xxxxx
ReplyDeleteYou are just plain naughty.
ReplyDeleteKim - they sell pig's arse-holes (with tail still attached) at my local pet-food supplier, but I've never been able to persuade Her Indoors to try them. DEE-LISH!
ReplyDeleteYou're something else. I'm for thick bacon sammies.
ReplyDeleteAaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!
ReplyDeleteThat's more like!
ReplyDeleteDid you say bosoms? Ooh, you are awful....but I like you.
ReplyDelete"....it!"
ReplyDeleteListen, instead of all this anger management nonsense could you just send me some of those sausages - I promise to review them on my blog!
ReplyDeleteFuck that; make sausages of the bastards!
ReplyDeleteI am jealous; I never get abusive comments...
EARL GRAY Anger is healthy and a much devalued human instinct. I refute the stupid notion that anger is somehow immature or unnecessary. If I met Adolf Hitler in the street, should I say, "now then Adolf let's talk about your anti-semitism" or should I simply punch the bastard on the snout?
ReplyDeleteI love your blog, but haven't posted before now. Last spring I had 3 Muscovy ducks -- two ducks and a drake. Nobody told me what incredibly prolific poultry they are -- we now have over 30 quacking around the place. It's wall-to-wall, very inbred ducks here. They're all sleek, happy, healthy and very fat. They have a two acre pond to paddle around in and free access to all gardens to graze in to their heart's content. Next week ten of them will be leaving in a cage and coming back processed. Am I happy about this? No. I've always felt that my roll with my animals is to care for them forever. Killing them throws me for a loop. But logic tells me that eating these ducks makes sense. They've had a lovely life here -- and they will be tasty in death. At least I hope they will be. It seems that if one is to be a non-hypocritical meat-eater, one must be able to look one's meal in the face and say, "Thank you." But that's just me...
ReplyDeleteTo your previous post, I was going to post: "Amen." but after 74 comments or so, I thought it would probably be a bit redundant.
ReplyDeleteBut now...
Breath in, breathe out.
Let it go...
Your posts are a bit of fresh air in my bloggy existence.
Thank you.
It's enough to make a Rabbi turn.
ReplyDeleteirony?
ReplyDeleteits my middle name
x
ps your 5 deserting followers could always come to me...nice Jewish girl, wouldn't dream of touching a pork sausage (?!)
Bravo on the last 2 posts!!! You should feel free to sport as much sausage on your blog as you see fit!!!
ReplyDeleteI started laughing as i drew my hands back. So, um, yes, actually, i DO feel better!
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