Friday, 23 December 2011

Merry Christmas fa---la----la-la-la..lalalala


Well I have  woken up from a fireside slumber ( complete with Welsh Terrier attached to my face) and have just realised that my last post was far too depressive
So I will leave you with my much lauded festive Christmas photograph (taken last year) and some heartfelt good wishes to everyone who actually reads  this ....my "diary of a middle aged nobody" pile of shit

Let us all have a peaceful Christmas eh? 
Please take my advice!!!!!!!!!!!!
Catch up with family, with friends or just your significant other
Sit through 2 hours of Downton Abbey with a whole chocolate Orange in your mouth
and whatever you do DON'T  watch the news

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pps
watch this from 23 seconds onwards..... I dare you not to give me a little Christmas smile
xxxx

60 comments:

  1. Well if this is a 'pile of shit' diary, I guess I am in trouble!!! lol

    Have a great one John! Orange chocolate eh? What a way to go!!!!!

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  2. I agree - whole chocolate orange and no news!

    Personally, I love your "middle aged pile o shit"

    Happy Christmas

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  3. And never, ever, take life either seriosly, or, for granted

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  4. Have a happy jolly Christmas. I think someone would like to see you all enjoying yourselves and being thankful for being together laughing and singing!

    Hugs
    Jon

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  5. Ooh John...hilarious !!
    I've just returned from last minute shopping, and this has made me laugh so hard all me mascara is running down my face :0
    Brilliant, how I love your pile o shit my friend !
    Wishing you and Chris the very best of Christmases, I've laughed me frock off all year long .
    Hugs,
    ~Jo

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  6. Jim,toni, jon, John and of course Jo
    Merry Christmas xx

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  7. Laughing to hard to leave much of a reply, You just have a Merry Christmas, yes?

    Cat

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  8. You bitch! Downton Abbey doesn't premier here until next month. You have a lot of nerve you "pile of shit".
    I mean, Merry Christmas!
    m.

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  9. Hilarious...Happy Christmas John!

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  10. Loved the clip
    Ho ho ho
    Merry Christmas John
    Jane x
    PS got the band 8a Matron post

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  11. cat, Mark,jac and Jane ( I knew you would)
    Nadolig Llawen
    x

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  12. Nadolig Llawen (gosh I wish I knew how to prononce that). That was a good snort. Thanks for sharing.

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  13. He/she should have used more fecking twinkly lights!!
    Jane x

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  14. Ok...you got a smile...

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  15. I'd rather have needles poked In my eyes rather than watch
    the turgid hell that is shitty Downton Abbey. The only thing I like liess Iis the horrid ITV Miss Marple, But I do like Chocolate Orange!

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  16. CHOCOLATE ORANGE......I`m there...PEACE!!!!

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  17. I laughed out loud as i watched the clip.

    The most beautiful things can grow in piles of shit, John the dogs.

    just sayin'

    megan

    p.s. Happy Christmas to you and yours. I hope your siblings can appreciate your Nigella's kitchen, even if it could use some more 'fecking twinkly lights'.

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  18. Merry Christmas! You must have a very big mouth...

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  19. Smiling.

    Merry Christmas...may it be a good one

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  20. Smile? How about a guffaw? "Me balls are fallen." Heh, heh, heh.

    Merry Christmas!

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  21. I have to say I enjoy your "pile of shit".
    Does than make me sad?

    Merry Christmas to you and yours John.

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  22. At first I thought the video was going to be a disappointment. By the end I was laughing out loud.

    Thanks for sharing a smile.

    I wish you peace. You are a very loved man.

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  23. Anxiously awaiting the arrival of season two of Downton Abbey, and furiously searching the web for cheap chocolate oranges.
    Love your Blog.
    Merry Christmas

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  24. Merry Christmas John. Love Mrs. Brown - laughed my butt off - but love your blog much more. Wishing you a wonderful holiday. And now it's time for a slice of chocolate orange...I actually have one in the fridge!

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  26. Take that dog out of your mouth. You'll have the vicar round. Pile of shit eh? What does that make mine! Go on then;... happy Christmas.

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  27. That's the last time I let you come round to ours. You told me there wasn't any film in the camera.

    Merry Christmas, you wonderful man!

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  28. Oh great, thanks John for revealing Human society's great weakness to the aliens who read your blog. Are you some kind of seasonal fifth columnist?

    Merry Christmas!

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  29. Love your blog - look forward to it every day. Really laughed at the video clip! Have a good Christmas John.

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  31. Hysterical, loved the video, thanks for getting my day off to a great start.

    We're putting our TV upstairs out of the way. Then nobody can fall asleep in front of it on Christmas afternoon and we don't have to endure the news. Plus they all go home sooner and we can get on with the washing up and have a peaceful evening to ourselves !!

    Happy Christmas John, you're not a nobody to all of us.

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  32. A very merry holiday and happy day to you, John! We love your piles of chicken poo, dog doo, turkey trots, mouse peeps and cat pooders! xoxoxo

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  33. Merry Christmas John - love to everybody xxx

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  34. Take it from someone who has 10 dogs, I know what 'a pile of **IT' looks like, and this ain't it! :-)

    Good advice, Merry Christmas John!

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  36. Ho ho John, I'm cheating and wishing you Merry Christmas on my NZ time setting, though I'm in England and it's still only Christmas Eve. Peace and Joy :-)

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  37. I LOVE Terry's chocolate orange. And YOU! Merry Christmas and never stop writing. :)

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  38. You are definitely not a middle aged nobody pile of shit. You're fascinating, extremely interesting, hilariously funny, excruciatingly kind, and just bitchy enough to make that near-saintliness palatable! Thank you for sharing this world with me. And thanks, too, for Mrs. Brown. It gave me a huge Christmas laugh.

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  39. Laughing so loud Tom came up to see what was going on.
    Enjoy the holiday
    Briony
    x

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  40. Merry Christmas to you all. :)

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  41. My mantra this last couple of weeks has been Fa-la-la-la-laaaaa, la-fuck-my-life! :)

    Anyway, quit with the middle-aged nobody shit. Your blog makes everyone's lives better. You make people laugh. I make people laugh. We make people's lives better. See?

    Merry Christmas! I hope Chuckles gets me a chocolate orange...I love those bastards.

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  42. Great advice. I wish you a very peaceful holiday.

    From this middle aged writer of a pile of shit diary, across the pond to you and yours. :-)

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  43. I'll swap Downton Abbey for Merlin and the chocolate orange for some port and Stilton if that's OK with you. But I'm not going to swap your 'pile of shit' for anything!

    Have a great Christmas and a fantastic new year!
    XX

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  44. I'm recording The Very Best of Les Dawson tonight so I can watch it instead of Downton tomorrow. Much more jolly, especially the Cissie and Ada sketches.

    Wishing you and Chris a very merry Christmas.

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  45. Hilarious!
    Wishing you and yours [animals included] a happy and peaceful Christmas. Your blog is a joy to read.

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  46. I would not miss your diary for the world - shit or otherwise! Love at Christmas and hope you manage to extract that Welsh terrier from your face.

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  47. Have a good Christmas and thanks for the Browns clip. I had not seen them before - definately raised a smile.

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  48. Nadolig Hapus i chi. x

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  49. Merry Christmas John and Chris and your menagerie!

    The video was :D (funny), watching no news, to Christmas Eve Service tonight, up with the g'kids at first light, and then a day of opening gifts, eating and generally laying around making New Years resolutions!

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  50. I love coming to visit you. Make Christmas the best you can possibly make it. Loved the you tube - he(she) is just like my Mum!!! x

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  51. A Very Merry Christmas John:)

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  52. Happy Christmas to you John the Dogs, and I hope you go on producing your "pile of shit" for years to come.

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  53. Cheers, John the dogs!

    Happy Christmas to you and yours!

    e
    plufrompdx

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  54. Ooookaaaaaay, now that you are fishing for it: I loved your blog from the first moment on and hope that you continue on forever! Keep us informed about piles of shit, dog snot, dead mice, lost undies, tea not properly stirred, and all the village going-ons. I'll stay tuned!

    Merry Christmas to you and Chris!

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  55. Thank you for your visit to the start of my adventures with Io. Have a wonderful Christmas. It is a little warmer in Australia at the moment it was 38 degrees C in Adelaide. Have beautiful Christmas.

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  56. Are you trying to make my jaw ache from laughter! I hope you were able to light up your kitchen.

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  57. Thank you for allowing us into your "pile of shit" life - it has been a hoot following the animals antics throughout the year, as well as the interesting characters that revolve through your world. May 2012 have some happier events in your life.

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  58. Good suggestion any day, John. Don't watch the news.

    Hope you had a lovely Christmas!

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