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Well I have woken up from a fireside slumber ( complete with Welsh Terrier attached to my face) and have just realised that my last post was far too depressive
So I will leave you with my much lauded festive Christmas photograph (taken last year) and some heartfelt good wishes to everyone who actually reads this ....my "diary of a middle aged nobody" pile of shit
Let us all have a peaceful Christmas eh?
Please take my advice!!!!!!!!!!!!
Catch up with family, with friends or just your significant other
Catch up with family, with friends or just your significant other
Sit through 2 hours of Downton Abbey with a whole chocolate Orange in your mouth
and whatever you do DON'T watch the news
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watch this from 23 seconds onwards..... I dare you not to give me a little Christmas smile
xxxx
Well if this is a 'pile of shit' diary, I guess I am in trouble!!! lol
ReplyDeleteHave a great one John! Orange chocolate eh? What a way to go!!!!!
I agree - whole chocolate orange and no news!
ReplyDeletePersonally, I love your "middle aged pile o shit"
Happy Christmas
And never, ever, take life either seriosly, or, for granted
ReplyDeleteHave a happy jolly Christmas. I think someone would like to see you all enjoying yourselves and being thankful for being together laughing and singing!
ReplyDeleteHugs
Jon
Ooh John...hilarious !!
ReplyDeleteI've just returned from last minute shopping, and this has made me laugh so hard all me mascara is running down my face :0
Brilliant, how I love your pile o shit my friend !
Wishing you and Chris the very best of Christmases, I've laughed me frock off all year long .
Hugs,
~Jo
Jim,toni, jon, John and of course Jo
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas xx
Laughing to hard to leave much of a reply, You just have a Merry Christmas, yes?
ReplyDeleteCat
You bitch! Downton Abbey doesn't premier here until next month. You have a lot of nerve you "pile of shit".
ReplyDeleteI mean, Merry Christmas!
m.
Hilarious...Happy Christmas John!
ReplyDeleteLoved the clip
ReplyDeleteHo ho ho
Merry Christmas John
Jane x
PS got the band 8a Matron post
cat, Mark,jac and Jane ( I knew you would)
ReplyDeleteNadolig Llawen
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Nadolig Llawen (gosh I wish I knew how to prononce that). That was a good snort. Thanks for sharing.
ReplyDeleteHe/she should have used more fecking twinkly lights!!
ReplyDeleteJane x
Ok...you got a smile...
ReplyDeleteI'd rather have needles poked In my eyes rather than watch
ReplyDeletethe turgid hell that is shitty Downton Abbey. The only thing I like liess Iis the horrid ITV Miss Marple, But I do like Chocolate Orange!
CHOCOLATE ORANGE......I`m there...PEACE!!!!
ReplyDeleteI laughed out loud as i watched the clip.
ReplyDeleteThe most beautiful things can grow in piles of shit, John the dogs.
just sayin'
megan
p.s. Happy Christmas to you and yours. I hope your siblings can appreciate your Nigella's kitchen, even if it could use some more 'fecking twinkly lights'.
Merry Christmas! You must have a very big mouth...
ReplyDeleteSmiling.
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas...may it be a good one
Smile? How about a guffaw? "Me balls are fallen." Heh, heh, heh.
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas!
I have to say I enjoy your "pile of shit".
ReplyDeleteDoes than make me sad?
Merry Christmas to you and yours John.
At first I thought the video was going to be a disappointment. By the end I was laughing out loud.
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing a smile.
I wish you peace. You are a very loved man.
Anxiously awaiting the arrival of season two of Downton Abbey, and furiously searching the web for cheap chocolate oranges.
ReplyDeleteLove your Blog.
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas John. Love Mrs. Brown - laughed my butt off - but love your blog much more. Wishing you a wonderful holiday. And now it's time for a slice of chocolate orange...I actually have one in the fridge!
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ReplyDeleteTake that dog out of your mouth. You'll have the vicar round. Pile of shit eh? What does that make mine! Go on then;... happy Christmas.
ReplyDeleteThat's the last time I let you come round to ours. You told me there wasn't any film in the camera.
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas, you wonderful man!
Oh great, thanks John for revealing Human society's great weakness to the aliens who read your blog. Are you some kind of seasonal fifth columnist?
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas!
Love your blog - look forward to it every day. Really laughed at the video clip! Have a good Christmas John.
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ReplyDeleteHysterical, loved the video, thanks for getting my day off to a great start.
ReplyDeleteWe're putting our TV upstairs out of the way. Then nobody can fall asleep in front of it on Christmas afternoon and we don't have to endure the news. Plus they all go home sooner and we can get on with the washing up and have a peaceful evening to ourselves !!
Happy Christmas John, you're not a nobody to all of us.
A very merry holiday and happy day to you, John! We love your piles of chicken poo, dog doo, turkey trots, mouse peeps and cat pooders! xoxoxo
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas John - love to everybody xxx
ReplyDeleteTake it from someone who has 10 dogs, I know what 'a pile of **IT' looks like, and this ain't it! :-)
ReplyDeleteGood advice, Merry Christmas John!
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ReplyDeleteHo ho John, I'm cheating and wishing you Merry Christmas on my NZ time setting, though I'm in England and it's still only Christmas Eve. Peace and Joy :-)
ReplyDeleteI LOVE Terry's chocolate orange. And YOU! Merry Christmas and never stop writing. :)
ReplyDeleteYou are definitely not a middle aged nobody pile of shit. You're fascinating, extremely interesting, hilariously funny, excruciatingly kind, and just bitchy enough to make that near-saintliness palatable! Thank you for sharing this world with me. And thanks, too, for Mrs. Brown. It gave me a huge Christmas laugh.
ReplyDeleteLaughing so loud Tom came up to see what was going on.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy the holiday
Briony
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Merry Christmas to you all. :)
ReplyDeleteI smiled. :-D x
ReplyDeleteMy mantra this last couple of weeks has been Fa-la-la-la-laaaaa, la-fuck-my-life! :)
ReplyDeleteAnyway, quit with the middle-aged nobody shit. Your blog makes everyone's lives better. You make people laugh. I make people laugh. We make people's lives better. See?
Merry Christmas! I hope Chuckles gets me a chocolate orange...I love those bastards.
Great advice. I wish you a very peaceful holiday.
ReplyDeleteFrom this middle aged writer of a pile of shit diary, across the pond to you and yours. :-)
I'll swap Downton Abbey for Merlin and the chocolate orange for some port and Stilton if that's OK with you. But I'm not going to swap your 'pile of shit' for anything!
ReplyDeleteHave a great Christmas and a fantastic new year!
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I'm recording The Very Best of Les Dawson tonight so I can watch it instead of Downton tomorrow. Much more jolly, especially the Cissie and Ada sketches.
ReplyDeleteWishing you and Chris a very merry Christmas.
Hilarious!
ReplyDeleteWishing you and yours [animals included] a happy and peaceful Christmas. Your blog is a joy to read.
I would not miss your diary for the world - shit or otherwise! Love at Christmas and hope you manage to extract that Welsh terrier from your face.
ReplyDeleteHave a good Christmas and thanks for the Browns clip. I had not seen them before - definately raised a smile.
ReplyDeleteNadolig Hapus i chi. x
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas John and Chris and your menagerie!
ReplyDeleteThe video was :D (funny), watching no news, to Christmas Eve Service tonight, up with the g'kids at first light, and then a day of opening gifts, eating and generally laying around making New Years resolutions!
I love coming to visit you. Make Christmas the best you can possibly make it. Loved the you tube - he(she) is just like my Mum!!! x
ReplyDeleteA Very Merry Christmas John:)
ReplyDeleteHappy Christmas to you John the Dogs, and I hope you go on producing your "pile of shit" for years to come.
ReplyDeleteCheers, John the dogs!
ReplyDeleteHappy Christmas to you and yours!
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plufrompdx
Ooookaaaaaay, now that you are fishing for it: I loved your blog from the first moment on and hope that you continue on forever! Keep us informed about piles of shit, dog snot, dead mice, lost undies, tea not properly stirred, and all the village going-ons. I'll stay tuned!
ReplyDeleteMerry Christmas to you and Chris!
Thank you for your visit to the start of my adventures with Io. Have a wonderful Christmas. It is a little warmer in Australia at the moment it was 38 degrees C in Adelaide. Have beautiful Christmas.
ReplyDeleteAre you trying to make my jaw ache from laughter! I hope you were able to light up your kitchen.
ReplyDeleteThank you for allowing us into your "pile of shit" life - it has been a hoot following the animals antics throughout the year, as well as the interesting characters that revolve through your world. May 2012 have some happier events in your life.
ReplyDeleteGood suggestion any day, John. Don't watch the news.
ReplyDeleteHope you had a lovely Christmas!